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Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid: The Simple Truth to a Complicated Relationship [Hardcover]

Howard J Morris (Author), Jenny Lee (Author)
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (47 customer reviews)


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Book Description

September 15, 2009
THE REVEALING AND RIP-ROARINGLY FUNNY GUIDE TO MAKING EVERY RELATIONSHIP SMARTER, SANER, AND HAPPIER

It's all very simple. When it comes to women, men are profoundly stupid. And when it comes to men, women—no matter how intelligent or mature—are completely crazy. Based on this groundbreaking insight, comedy writers and real-life couple Howard J. Morris and Jenny Lee have devised a relationship guide that is refreshingly honest, completely hilarious, and surprisingly practical. Using their own crazy/stupid romance as an example, they explain why women ask questions they don’t want answered—and why men persist in answering them. Why do guys suck at being romantic? And why does every conversation with a woman lead back to whether or not she’s fat? With wit, hard-earned wisdom, and an entertaining he said/she said format, the authors explore the unwitting method to his dumbness and the valid reasons behind her insanity while providing real relationship solutions and helping couples to reach the place where giving isn’t giving in, needing isn’t needy, and the sexes can break dysfunctional patterns and find a way to live happily ever after.

--This text refers to the Paperback edition.


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In this comic relationship self-help, semi-functional (but self-aware) couple Lee and Morris-brandishing their credentials as "a major nut bag" and "a genuine dunce," respectively-boil down the whole of male-female relationships to a simple, provocative statement, then go about examining the evidence and implications in an alternating, occasionally overlapping, he said-she said format. Most chapters follow the same structure, giving Morris the lead on any number of subjects-which came first, stupid or crazy; keeping your big dumb mouth shut; dealing with outsized expectations-after which Lee steps in with a response. This gives the book a male-oriented feel, but it's got enough laughs and insight to hook readers on either side of the gender divide, provided the egos involved aren't too fragile. Morris and Lee have a warm, funny, playfully adversarial relationship that's both intimate and identifiable, and put through the paces in lengthy, laugh-out-loud dialogues. For all its self-deprecating comedy, this volume provides valuable insight into typical relationship potholes, including chick-flick conflict, the dreaded "Do I look fat?" conversation and chronic miscommunication.
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Review

"What I love most about this hilarious battle of the sexes book is that while you're laughing it morphs into a great love story." -- Debra Messing

"You'd be crazy not to buy this book for the man in your life. And if he won't read it, serve it with bacon." -- Tim Allen

"Morris and Lee are stupid and crazy so you don't have to be. The chapter on romance is a classic!" -- Gigi Levangie Grazer

"This book is laugh-out-loud funny. And I don't just mean that 'lol' stuff. I actually laughed out loud. The surprise is that a book this funny is also so wise. It's bursting with real insights and universal truths. At the same time, it's deeply personal. Howard and Jenny spare us no intimate details of their relationship. You're reading it thinking, Should they be telling us this? We don't know them that well. But ultimately, you realize they're telling us about our crazy/stupid selves." -- David Crane, cocreator of Friends

"In this comic relationship self-help, semi-functional (but self-aware) couple Lee and Morris -- brandishing their credentials as "a major nut bag" and "a genuine dunce," respectively -- boil down the whole of male-female relationships to a simple, provocative statement, then go about examining the evidence and implications in an alternating, occasionally overlapping, he said-she said format...Morris and Lee have a warm, funny, playfully adversarial relationship that's both intimate and identifiable, and put through the paces in lengthy, laugh-out-loud dialogues. For all its self-deprecating comedy, this volume provides valuable insight into typical relationship potholes, including chick-flick conflict, the dreaded "Do I look fat?" conversation and chronic miscommunication." -- Publishers Weekly --This text refers to the Paperback edition.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Gallery Books (September 15, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1416595058
  • ISBN-13: 978-1416595052
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.7 x 1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (47 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #861,269 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Howard J. Morris

Most recently Howard was Co-Executive Producer and writer for "The Starter Wife" on USA.

Howard also created a very well-received comedy for ABC called, "In Case Of Emergency" with Jonathan Silverman and David Arquette. However, it was up against "American Idol" so even Howard's parents didn't watch it. He also created "Holding The Baby" for Fox with Jennifer Westfeldt and Eddie McClintock.

Howard began his TV career writing for the revolutionary HBO series "Dream On", and then spent four years on the nation's number one show, "Home Improvement". (Emmy nomination). He's also written "My Wife And Kids" and "According To Jim".

He's also an accomplished playwright having had plays produced both in LA and in New York. His first play, "Almost Romance" was done at the Manhattan Punchline with Fisher Stevens and Helen Slater. (Later turned into the movie "Mr. Write" with Paul Reiser.) His play "Singing Lessons" had a successful run in L.A. at the Electric Lodge in Venice. His other plays, "Laws Of Our Fathers" and "Men Don't Share" have had multiple readings at places like Playwright's Horizons in New York, and have featured such well known actors as Eric McCormack and Jason Alexander.

He lives in LA with his son, his co-writer of "Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid" Jenny Lee, and their Newfy, Doozy.


Check out the Publisher's Weekly Review: I'm just so proud that they called our relationship "semi-functional".

Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid: The Simple Truth to a Complicated Relationship
Howard J. Morris and Jenny Lee. Simon Spotlight, $22.99 (240p) ISBN 9781416595052

In this comic relationship self-help, semi-functional (but self-aware) couple Lee and Morris--brandishing their credentials as "a major nut bag" and "a genuine dunce," respectively--boil down the whole of male-female relationships to a simple, provocative statement, then go about examining the evidence and implications in an alternating, occasionally overlapping, he said-she said format. Most chapters follow the same structure, giving Morris the lead on any number of subjects--which came first, stupid or crazy; keeping your big dumb mouth shut; dealing with outsized expectations--after which Lee steps in with a response. This gives the book a male-oriented feel, but it's got enough laughs and insight to hook readers on either side of the gender divide, provided the egos involved aren't too fragile. Morris and Lee have a warm, funny, playfully adversarial relationship that's both intimate and identifiable, and put through the paces in lengthy, laugh-out-loud dialogues. For all its self-deprecating comedy, this volume provides valuable insight into typical relationship potholes, including chick-flick conflict, the dreaded "Do I look fat?" conversation and chronic miscommunication. (Sept 15.)

 

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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Tells you what you should already know (but don't always think about)., August 16, 2009
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If you're looking for deep, psychological advice for relationships, you won't find it in this book.

If you're looking to laugh, well... maybe a little.

The authors are sitcom writers who are actually a couple in real life, so there is some humor in this book. The problem is they wrote for such "hilarious" shows like According to Jim and My Wife And Kids, so the humor tends to be as general-purpose and cliche as those (imho, terrible) sitcoms usually are.

What I did enjoy about this book is how it gives couples some straight forward reminders of stuff that they should honestly know already. It seemed like most of the actual advice was geared towards men, but that perception may just be due to the fact that I'm a guy, so I'm gonna pick up on the stuff directly addressed to me.

Anyway, a sample of some of this books straight forward reminders include...

For men:
-If a women you like constantly tells you she doesn't want a relationship, accept that and move on.
-If your woman likes something that you think is terrible, don't bash what she likes.
-Romance needs to seem spontaneous and that usually takes a lot of effort to make your attempts at romance have that effect.

For women:
-When your guy trys to do something nice for you but really screws it up, chances are he was doing the best he could with what he had at the time, so try to give him a break.



If these pointers seem useful, but you'd prefer them delivered to you wrapped around okay jokes from substandard sitcoms, you'd probably really like this book. I don't want to sound harsh by saying that, but thats basically what this book is, stuff people should already know (but often don't think about) delivered to you with a lowest common denominator sense of humor.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Women are Certainly Crazy and Men are Down Right Stupid!, February 16, 2010
This review is from: Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid: The Simple Truth to a Complicated Relationship (Hardcover)
The first thing that I noticed about Women are Crazy, Men Are Stupid: The Simple Truth to a Complicated Relationship by Howard J. Mooris and Jenny Lee is the catchy title. Then, I see the cute cartoon cover. I am not the type that is typically into books that are about relationships. However, something about this book seemed different. My instincts were right. Not only is this book very different, but it is insightful and hilarious!

The authors Morris and Lee are two comedian writers that fell in love. They not only give insight into their relationship, but a lot of the things they talk about relate to most relationships. I often find myself acting crazy for no reason. I have told my husband multiple times in the past "I'm Sorry! I wasn't crazy like this until I started dating you." It is true that love seems to make women crazy. As a woman it is very encouraging to know that their are other crazy women out there. Jenny definitely lays her crazy on the table for all to see and Howard demonstrates his stupid.

This book is mostly written in the format of he writes and she responds. This format seemed to work out well for the book and for their relationship as well. It's always best to let the woman have the last say, especially when it comes to talking about us being crazy. It was nice to be able to hear the argument from both sides and understand what causes some of the crazy and the stupid. Howard and Jenny address everything from past relationships to shopping to expectations. After reading this book, I feel proud of how Howard has learned from some of his mistakes and it gives women hope that their men will see the light. One thing is clear: women are crazy & men are stupid! Ladies, this book is a must read not only for you, but for the men in your life.

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Bridget's Review, January 27, 2010
This review is from: Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid: The Simple Truth to a Complicated Relationship (Hardcover)

Men and women have different ideas about how to express their love. When you're a little girl, your parents tell you that when a boy hits you or pulls your hair, it's because they like you. That should have been my first clue that maybe they had a different interpretation of how to show they care. I've always found the human mind fascinating and so I had to read this book. Once you realize that the people in your life have a different perspective, it's a lot easier to accept them for who they are.

It was so funny, I literally spit my drink all over the living room. I was cracking up so loud that my Aunt in California heard me (I live in Kentucky). That's a bit of an exaggeration but I think it helps get the point across that this book was hilarious!
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