In "Women Are From Bras, Men Are From Penus", you will learn these critical survival skills: How to get a man to do what you want; How to flatter the pants off a woman; How to motivate a man by becoming a dominatrix; How men go up and down like yo-yos; The best and worst times to talk to a man; How to talk to a woman without listening; How women go round and round in circles; How to tell a woman is getting her period; Why arguments are good; How to tell if you are arguing. How to dress for an argument; How to blame your partner for practically everything; How you think you are scoring points with the opposite sex; and, How to wage war.
