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Women's Prison Massacre Uncut!

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AMAGAD!!!!! AMAFACKINGGAD!!!!! AMAMOTHAAFACKINGGAD!!!!! This movie is a *beep* masterpiece! It's so bad that it's totally awesome! It's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen! It's full of sleaze, gratuitous nudity, gratuitous violence and absolutely hilarious lines! I couldn't stop laughing my ass off! I think that it's even funnier than Troll 2! Bruno Mattei is a god! 10/10!!!! AMAGAD!!!!!!

If you like cheesy Italian horror and/or exploitation movies, you'll love it! If you don't like cheesy Italian horror and/or exploitation movies because you take them seriously and you can't laugh at the bad acting and ridiculous dialogue, you're a boring person and you don't have a sense of humor. Stick with your technically perfect movie.

In this outing, Laura Gemser is not Emanuelle, doing undercover journalism at a prison, but rather a hard con doing time. Lorraine de Selle is still on staff and still has that hooker underwear she modeled in CAGED WOMEN, and best of all, the haystack hair blonde and skinny teenish brunette are both doing 20-life here too. The blonde looks as if she's eaten a little lasagna since the previous picture. Her opening scene finds her wearing nothing but *tight* kini panties, over which her tummy roll hangs enticingly. Wow! (scene is 'way too short.)

Here, dangerous male cons are temporarily housed in the women's lockup, but they get loose and a riot ensues -- at least when they're not having sex with horny femme cons who haven't seen a man since the Aldo Moro administration. No shower scene in my video copy, which is always a drawback, though it does feature a weird theatrical presentation by the inmates, for the inmates. OK of its type.

this was listed under "xxx"....with 5 stars.....not even porn. will never buy from them again. list your stuff accordingling