About the Author
By getting Working Stiffs published at 28, Lucy Leitner accomplishes her rather dubious goal of being on the same career timeline as Hunter Thompson. She has worked among the (brain) dead in web writing, print media, and the Japanese machine tool game. She finds long walks on the beach tedious and filled with sand. On warm summer nights, she enjoys a glass of red wine and a symposium on the impending zombie apocalypse. This foresight has elevated her to being the entire Board of Directors at breaking news site DailyGhoul.com. Lucy loves movies about phone booth time travel and bands with an unnecessary amount of X’s in their names. Known by many aliases, she has parlayed the dollars she won betting on hockey games into an impressive collection of groceries.
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