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XOMBIE Volume One [Kindle Edition]

Brody Sommers
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (16 customer reviews)

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Book Description

After an industrial accident destroys their investment, two men are left with huge losses and an ever expanding pool of oversexed victims to exploit.

They quickly find a way to capitalize on the aftermath, and introduce a new twist to the world's oldest profession.

Zombies have never been so hot.


Editorial Reviews

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"Brody Sommers treats the reader to a world where a crafty politician and a scheming funeral home czar come up with a scheme to make money off of the recently turned. I was instantly drawn in ..."

"...once you start, you won't be able to put it down. I read it in one sitting... ...Sommers doesn't hold back!...A kinky, raunchy read."

"...it will pay you well to grab a copy of Xombie and feed your inner zombie lover and naughty side."

- Not Now...Mommy's Reading

Product Details

  • File Size: 90 KB
  • Print Length: 29 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Brody Sommers (August 18, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008ZLTMB4
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #14,279 Free in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Free in Kindle Store)
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Unique? Definitely!!! October 18, 2012
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Ok, let me begin by saying that I would have never picked this book up on my own if it wasn't part of a Read-to-Review program. Now with that said, the premise of this book is interesting and very unique. A Resident Evil type outbreak occurs turning a good portion of the population into zombies. But, these aren't you average garden variety zombies...Nope, they are xombies. The "X" is definitely intentional since the xombies are used as prostitutes because of their raging libidos. *Gasp* I know! Very taboo but Sommers manages to humanize (ha ha) the zombies in allowing them to retain a fashion of humanity. There is one sex scene in the entire book but it was just...captivating! LOL. "Red Honda"'s flexibility would definitely rival a Cirque de Soleil performers dexterity. I swear that I read it and went, "Uh uh!!! No. She. Did. Not!" But then laughed out loud thinking about how many men would love to see that one.

If you're looking for a unique, quick, and steamy read then you'd enjoy this one.

Reading Time: 30 Minutes
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars What the... September 7, 2012
By MPhoto
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Okay, he writes a nice sex scene and the words are spelled right. But there's "teasers" and there's "you just said these people were infected with something and now you're making prostitutes out of them." That doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make me want to buy the next book to find out why, it just irritates me.

If zombie sex makes you hot... this *might* work for you. This is NOT "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" meets "Deadgirl." The zombies, at least the ones we see, are not traditional zombies. If you're looking for a sex scene out of the last half hour of "Return of the Living Dead III" (the one with the hot Goth zombie chick) this ain't it. But that being said, he does have fun with the idea of zombie sex and like I said, the scene (singular) itself is not bad. Worth a look if zombies really push your button.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Well.... June 10, 2013
By Lisa
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Well, I guess I wasn't paying much attention when I got this free from Amazon. Zombies? Sort of...Sex? A lot of...Good writing, and yep, it got my attention. Also, I read the whole thing!! Would I buy from this author again? No. But it was fun while it lasted!!
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3.0 out of 5 stars a little strange April 25, 2013
By Dtarver
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This is like a sample of a book that isn't finished. The story itself is interesting enough, but we never do find out what caused everything, and it just stops, doesn't really end. If you just want erotica it's ok, but if you want a story this one is not the best choice.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Overall good read for a short story. December 14, 2012
By Woods
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The book needs a few edits and has 2 misspelled words but was a good read. It could have had more technical information and history but I'm sure this was meant as a teaser. It was a break from the apocalyptic and brainless zombie scenario.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Zombies with the "X"-factor November 4, 2012
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With the proliferation of zombie fare on television, movies, and books, I've been "dying" to sample a few myself. Brody Sommers' 26-page short story, XOMBIE (Volume One), was offered free in return for an honest review, and the teaser certainly intrigued.

An industrial accident has caused some people to become infected and end up as zombies. The backers of the original company where the accident happened have turned this to their advantage in a new money making scheme: turn the willing zombies into super sex slaves.

Our very likeable but unnamed lead character has been recently released from his job and an old friend recruits him to the new business. The bulk of the story is the "recruitment."

Admittedly new to the zombie theme, I thought that the premise was unique and wicked-fun. The sexual situations were well done and never dull (or repetitive). The idea of sex with a zombie - at least the kind I've seen in the movies - was shocking. However, these aren't your old Saturday-matinee-type zombies with parts falling off. They are described as "fresh" and physically beautiful and desirable (still). Part of the storyline addresses an issue of what surviving family members think and have to do about their loved ones that have become infected and "turned" which was interesting.

I do look forward to the next volume(s).
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3.0 out of 5 stars Hot and Twisted October 29, 2012
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Zombie porn is usually WAY outside my interest area, but a friend of mine insisted I at least give it a try. Still not my thing, but this was fairly well-written and hot. Couldn't help but think there should be more to it.
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3.0 out of 5 stars A REALLY Different kind of Zom..er Xombie October 29, 2012
By t
Format:Kindle Edition
t'irla ~The BookSlayer~'s review Oct 29, 12 ·

bookshelves: erotica, misc-sci fi, misc-authors, owned, zombies
Recommended to t'irla ~The BookSlayer~ by: Read 2 Review on 'Kicks'
Recommended for: readers who are looking for a bit of difference in erotica
Read in October, 2012 -- I own a copy, read count: 1

A unique take on a erotica/Scifi zombie read.

Description:

After an industrial accident destroys their investment, two men are left with huge losses and an ever expanding pool of oversexed victims to exploit.

They quickly find a way to capitalize on the aftermath, and introduce a new twist to the world's oldest profession.

Zombies have never been so hot.

My Thoughts:

I read this book in a read to review on Gotta Have Paranormal with a Kick. I normally don't read 26 page books and the sci fi aspect of the book would not have attracted me if I had just read the blurp but the great thing about Goodreads is that you are exposed to books you normally would not have read. In Xombie we have big business gone wrong but cashing in on the mistake by taking the Zombies that the error created and having them become prostitutes. This story has the main character reintroduced to a former lover who is now a Xombie. In this unique erotic tale has only one "fan fluttering' HaWT scene. Makes you look at Zom...er Xombies in a whole different light.
Thanks Brody...will definitely read volume 2!

A solid 3 star rating for this little bit of different erotica. XOMBIE Volume One
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars Pure Porn
I got a free copy of this through the goodreads group Paranormal romance with a kick! This is pretty much pure porn. I've read better stuff on literotica. Read more
Published 20 months ago by Emmalee Clark
4.0 out of 5 stars Sex & Xombies oh my!!!
Well lets start off that a book that writes about pleasure between people appeals to me. Therefore the sexy tryst described in this short was hot and steamy. Read more
Published 21 months ago by olliy
4.0 out of 5 stars Different, but interesting, and pretty smoking hot
An interesting take on zombies, with a bit of kink thrown in to add spice. Of course, when you're talking zombies in an erotic short story, how could there not be a bit of kink... Read more
Published 21 months ago by Michelle
3.0 out of 5 stars Short enjoyable read
This was a very nice short story. I do not generally read zombie stories but this was suggested to me, and I decided to try it. I liked it for what is was. Read more
Published 21 months ago by tadyena
4.0 out of 5 stars Pleasantly surprised
This is a short 26 page novella. Took me about 45 minutes to read.

I first want to preface my review by saying upfront that zombies are not my thing. Read more
Published 21 months ago by MichMag
4.0 out of 5 stars Much Better Than Expected
This was an interesting short story. Definitely not as bad as I expected. When I first read "Zombie sex" I was a little wary, but I decided to try it anyway, and I was not... Read more
Published 21 months ago by Kathleen Low
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