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The Xenophobe's Guide to the Californians (Xenophobe's Guides - Oval Books) [Paperback]

Anthony Marais (Author)
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Xenophobe's Guides - Oval Books June 2000
Highlights the unique character and behavior of the state. Frank, irreverent, funny--almost guaranteed to cure Xenophobia.


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"Xenophobe's Guides aim to help us understand our differences."
--Daily Express

"Short, aphoristic, seriously funny, not that xenophobic and almost entirely apt guide, perfect homework for the fortunate on ferry or plane."
--The Observer

From the Back Cover

'A very real effect of living within a delusion is the insecurity of not measuring up to the image. Most Californians grow up in a world where bathing beauties and lifeguards swig beers, chomp burgers and gulp cokes as if there is no fat tomorrow. As far as television is concerned, these calories appear to collect solely in the chest area.'
Xenophobia is an irrational fear of foreigners, probably justified, always understandable.
Xenophobe's Guides - an irreverent look at the beliefs and foibles of nations, almost guaranteed to cure Xenophobia.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 64 pages
  • Publisher: Oval Books; 1st edition (June 2000)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1902825209
  • ISBN-13: 978-1902825205
  • Product Dimensions: 6.8 x 4.2 x 0.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #190,985 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

I was born in Hollywood and raised in Southern California. I studied anthropology at U.C. Berkeley and archaeology at Simon Fraser University in Canada.

I've traveled throughout Polynesia and Europe, and since 1995 have been living in Wiesbaden, Germany.

I've been avidly watching movies ever since I saw Woody Allen's 'Sleeper' at the cinema at the age of seven.

In 1985, with Bryan Foy I co-founded 'The Squids' an Orange County pop-group which was heard on L.A.'s most popular radio stations.

I lived in Paris for two years next to Notre Dame, near the Marais quarter. During this time I saw Jean Marais perform on stage and discovered the music of Marin Marais.

I attended my first archaeological field school at an historic Russian fort (Fort Ross) in Sonoma, California. It was here that I decided to become an archaeologist.

While at Berkeley, I lived in The Carlton Hotel on the corner of Telegraph and Durant. During this time I became a devotee of the clown/activist Stoney Burke.

In 1991, while living on Guam, I played bass guitar for the Chamorro singer/songwriter Maria Yatar. As payment for my services I was given a traditional Micronesian tattoo applied by hand which took ten hours (I won't tell you where).

I've worked as an archaeologist on the islands of Tahiti, Mo'orea, Guam, Puluwat, Truk, Ponape, Tonga, Oahu, and Fiji. The time spent on these islands was pivotal in the development of my attitude toward writing.

In 1995, I became a member of the Academy of Magical Arts ('The Magic Castle') in Hollywood. I also read The Magic Mountain, decided to write a novel and met writer Richard A. Lord in Frankfurt.

In 2002, I met Polish film director Jarek Marszewski and since this time have been collaborating with him on his forthcoming film 'Plateau.'

 

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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Dude! This book is awesome!, November 3, 2001
This review is from: The Xenophobe's Guide to the Californians (Xenophobe's Guides - Oval Books) (Paperback)
Wow!! California has been analyzed and humorized in this delightful book that will keep you laughing from beginning to end. Mr. Marais doesn't miss a beat as he rattles off one quip after another about this culture of characters that even Hollywood couldn't dream up! From pampered pooches to personal growth weekends, from smog alerts to freeway traffic jams, California has set itself up for this author's hilarious take on the "sunshine state". Enjoy!!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars One of the funniest and truest books on Californian people!, October 16, 2001
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Thomas Lohr (Markdorf, Germany) - See all my reviews
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As a European who has done business in California for the past 14 years, I can say this is one of the funniest and truest books I've read on these people. No one traveling there should get off the plane without having read this little key. It is written in a humourous style that entertains while it informs. You'll laugh so hard at points that you won't believe it's true.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars DELUSION, October 27, 2001
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Claudia Ágoston (Budapest, Hungary) - See all my reviews
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Are you just falling in love with a Californian? You had better read this extremely funny and informative Xenophobe's Guide, which, true to their nature, is outrageous and can help you to understand these "superficial images on the silver screen" - before it's too late! If after having read this book you are still dreaming about a future with him or her, you have become a true Californian at heart!
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