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Xenophobe's Guide to the Canadians [Paperback]

Vaughn Roste (Author), Peter W. Wilson (Author)
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Xenophobe's Guide November 1, 2009

The fabric of society

The nation aspires towards a “cultural mosaic,” something like a patchwork quilt, whereas Americans have aimed for the “melting pot.” Canadians are essentially practical, and have figured out that the bat-brained idea of a melting pot would simply never work in a country where 50% of the land never completely thaws at all. A quilt is a much more pragmatic idea: it's cold outside.

 

On a clear day you can see forever

Having so much land has a great effect on the character, customs, and culture of the nation. Take, for example, the prairies. The plains of Canada stretch out endlessly. The flattest spot in the world can be found here, with nary a tree to obstruct the view, which leaves the prairie observer with a remarkably huge view of nothing. In Saskatchewan it is said that you can watch your dog running away for three days.

 

Honesty is the best policy

In the settling of the Canadian prairies, the early pioneers had no-one to rely on but themselves and their near neighbors. Honesty and integrity were important, not to mention things like a good reputation and a virtuous character. It's an attitude that persists to this day. In areas with sparse population, one cannot underestimate the power of public opinion (and the potential damage of the rumor mill). Peer pressure promotes public propriety. Politicians are expected to live up to their promises (and are regularly voted out when they regularly don't).

 

The bear truth

Canadians are down-to-earth, even earthy, people, and there are fewer extremes of class in Canadian society than in many others. Arrogance is curtailed by a lack of things about which to brag, although in your presence a Canadian might have caught a larger fish or climbed a higher mountain than you have, and killed a more ferocious grizzly bear (with his bare hands, naturally).


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"Xenophobe's Guides aim to help us understand our differences. "
--Daily Express

"Short, aphoristic, seriously funny, not that xenophobic and almost entirely apt guide, perfect homework for the fortunate on ferry or plane."
--The Observer
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"Much time and government funding has been spent in the public contemplation of the question of nationalism. All that anyone can seem to agree on is that Canadians are NOT American. Any other statement made about Canadians pales in the face of this one.
Being NOT something else is the guiding principle around which the whole of Canadian society is based. French Canadians have less of a difficulty with being NOT American, but are equally obsessed with protecting their identity and being NOT English Canadian, so the principle is the same."
Xenophobia is an irrational fear of foreigners, probably justified, always understandable.
Xenophobe's Guides - an irreverent look at the beliefs and foibles of nations, almost guaranteed to cure Xenophobia.
--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 92 pages
  • Publisher: Oval Books (November 1, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 190604225X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1906042257
  • Product Dimensions: 6.8 x 4.2 x 0.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 2.1 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #714,865 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A Winner on His First Try, November 17, 2002
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,Suzanne Cowles (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) - See all my reviews
First of all, his name is "Roste". not "Roster". Please change
that on the website. Thanks. Having noted that, I'm pleased to
say that I find this book delightful! It is informative, humourous as well as full of good humour, and has just enough ascerbic wit to keep it tangy. The style could be called typically Canadian - and that's certainly suitable! - in that
it blends an obvious national pride with a certain self-effacing
manner. Vaughn has managed to peg some of the vulnerabilities of
various places, peoples, and perspectives in this great land and
do it in such a way as to bring smiles instead of frowns - to this reader anyway! By the way, this reader is from the States (a
Canadian resident for 16 years)and all Vaughn's references to that land south of the Canadian border are taken as they were made, in good humour. Anytime he has come close to a bit of subtle criticism, I've agreed anyway!

I recommend this book to all Canadians who will undoubtedly learn
even more about their country, to people in the U.S. who might
pick up something valuable for the first time(!), and to anyone
planning a trip to any part of the Great White North. What he has
written has prompted me to check out several other books in the
Xenophobe Series AND to order a good many copies of this book to
give to friends. Now....how do I go about ordering?! Get set for
several printings!

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