Product Description
The debate is over... thanks to YOU'VE BEEN GORED, The book that mercilessly lampoons Al Gore and his Climate Change ALpostles.
With over 150 lavishly illustrated pages of products, services and advice for green (and not so green) living, YOU'VE BEEN GORED will keep you laughing in any weather, anywhere...
AT HOME
Let E-Z Green Home Staging Services convert your home into a carbon-free zone of eco-compliance. From hand-cranked appliances to ersatz solar panels, your eco-staged crib will make your greeniac friends even greener -- with envy!
AT WORK
Make radical environmentalism work for you... with the Green Excuse Primer. From "the dog unplugged my car and the battery's dead," to belly aches triggered by Frankenfood, there's always a green reason to play hooky from the office.
IN THE BEDROOM
Get your freak on and save the planet with an eco-friendly assortment of kinky ball gags, hand puppets and an X-rated Blu-Ray DVD, starring "Big Al" Gore & " Hot Pants" Nancy Pelosi. See how s-s-s-sexy Planet Saving can be, in Greenies Gone Wild!
IN YOUR COMMUNITY
Establish a local chapter to support P.U.K.E.S (Performers United Keeping Earth Safe), those Hollywood Celebs that are saving our planet... one wrist band, lapel ribbon, limo, private jet and sprawling mansion at a time.
ON CAMPUS
Beer blasts, toga parties and panty raids were for your irresponsible, planet-defiling parents. Learn to party appropriately, with Eco Balls, Light Bulb Amnesty Festivals and Carbon Inventory Cotillions. College so stultifying, you'll be craving a cubicle!
Get your copy of YOU'VE BEEN GORED, and improve your mental environment.
With over 150 lavishly illustrated pages of products, services and advice for green (and not so green) living, YOU'VE BEEN GORED will keep you laughing in any weather, anywhere...
AT HOME
Let E-Z Green Home Staging Services convert your home into a carbon-free zone of eco-compliance. From hand-cranked appliances to ersatz solar panels, your eco-staged crib will make your greeniac friends even greener -- with envy!
AT WORK
Make radical environmentalism work for you... with the Green Excuse Primer. From "the dog unplugged my car and the battery's dead," to belly aches triggered by Frankenfood, there's always a green reason to play hooky from the office.
IN THE BEDROOM
Get your freak on and save the planet with an eco-friendly assortment of kinky ball gags, hand puppets and an X-rated Blu-Ray DVD, starring "Big Al" Gore & " Hot Pants" Nancy Pelosi. See how s-s-s-sexy Planet Saving can be, in Greenies Gone Wild!
IN YOUR COMMUNITY
Establish a local chapter to support P.U.K.E.S (Performers United Keeping Earth Safe), those Hollywood Celebs that are saving our planet... one wrist band, lapel ribbon, limo, private jet and sprawling mansion at a time.
ON CAMPUS
Beer blasts, toga parties and panty raids were for your irresponsible, planet-defiling parents. Learn to party appropriately, with Eco Balls, Light Bulb Amnesty Festivals and Carbon Inventory Cotillions. College so stultifying, you'll be craving a cubicle!
Get your copy of YOU'VE BEEN GORED, and improve your mental environment.
