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Year of the Cock: The Remarkable True Account of a Married Man Who Left His Wife and Paid the Price [Hardcover]

Alan Wieder (Author)
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July 22, 2009
From a powerful new voice in nonfiction comes this electrifying chronicle of a married man who leaves his wife to pursue a carefree bachelorhood - only to plunge into an abyss of shame, regret, and penis envy.

Thirty-year-old Alan Wieder has everything a man could possibly want: a nice home in L.A., a thriving Hollywood career, and to top it all off, a beautiful and adoring wife. Then one day in 2005 - the Year of the Rooster - he wakes up with questions: Have I settled down too soon? Am I consigned to a humdrum future of marriage, kiddies, home-cooked meals and hybrid SUVs? How the %&! did this happen to me?

And just like that - after ten years in a committed relationship - Alan decides to walk out on his wife to pursue his fantasy of becoming a hardcore bachelor. Explaining very little, thinking even less, he dives into his exhilarating new single existence - buying a vintage Porsche, moving into a tastefully decorated bachelor pad, ignoring his wife, and bedding as many chicks as possible. However, to Alan's surprise and dismay, becoming a single dude also unleashes in him a torrent of crippling insecurities that he didn't even know he had. And soon, his would-be swingin' bachelorhood is cut short - very short - by a strange and shameful obsession that drives him to utter madness.

Some men leave their wives only to discover that the grass isn't greener. What Alan Wieder discovers - about the perils of newfound freedom, and about his own fragile male psyche - is far more agonizing and wretched. In this riveting and brutally honest memoir, Alan recounts the true story of his impulsive, wild, and ultimately disastrous foray into bachelorhood. A tragicomic tale of betrayal, sexual (mis)adventure, and ultimately redemption, Year of the Cock marks the debut of a remarkably talented new writer.

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In this raucous, shallow, 87% true memoir, Wieder, producer of such reality TV dreck as My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancé, leaves his wife, Samantha, out of boredom; the ball-and-chain discarded, he buys a Porsche, listens to gangster rap and beds a string of young hotties. His second adolescence derails when he develops an obsession with penis size that compels him to measure his member 20 times a day and undertake exercises, gruesomely recounted, gleaned from the online penis-enlargement industry. Wieder is a master of the hip-hop–inflected frat-boy banter, its swagger and misogyny cut with self-deprecation, that Hollywood has made the voice of American masculinity. But his journey from smug self-indulgence through gonzo comeuppance to contrite re-embrace of committed love feels as pat and forced as a reality romance. Rote obsequies aside, Samantha comes off as a pallid drudge, and Wieder's resentment of her and the other needy women who made him bec[o]me a boyfriend before I ever got to be a boy never lifts. He remains that most parochial—and uninteresting—of L.A. archetypes: the man who doesn't want to grow up. (July 22)
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'Fast-paced storytelling and winning humor raise thoughtful questions about the nature of faith' - PUBLISHERS WEEKLY

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 320 pages
  • Publisher: Grand Central Publishing (July 22, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0446582166
  • ISBN-13: 978-0446582162
  • Product Dimensions: 6.2 x 1.1 x 9.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 15.2 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,714,138 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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13 of 16 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars scum writes garbage, September 8, 2009
This review is from: Year of the Cock: The Remarkable True Account of a Married Man Who Left His Wife and Paid the Price (Hardcover)
Everything about this book (including the "good reviews") plays into every racial and cultural stereotype.
He was too lazy to rewrite the book after his wife divorced him, so tacked on his "disclosure" epilogue.
Too bad he reproduced before divorce; poor son will have this book to shame him.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Can I somehow un-read this?, March 23, 2011
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S.D. Rowley (Kansas City, MO) - See all my reviews
Do you remember that wand thing that the Men In Black would wave in front of people's faces and it would erase all of their memories, and they could go back to their old lives, before they'd seen whatever disgusting, traumatic events, and it would be like nothing had ever happened? I would do ANYTHING for that wand right now. Or a time machine. Or like, a massive dose of roofies or SOMETHING, anything to remove all traces of the vile and pathetic Alan Wieder from my brain.

Of the millions of unintentionally funny things about this waste of time and paper, my favorite is really the use of the word "remarkable" in the title. There's nothing at all remarkable about Alan Wieder's micropenis or cavalier abandonment of his wife (I felt bad for her, but really, she DID marry this idiot in the first place...), or his frantic onanism or filthy Hollywood skank-hopping at all. Dirtbags like Alan Wieder are really a dime a dozen (Ha! Sort of like this book! I actually bought it unknowingly when I bought a large box of books for 5 bucks at a yard sale). Really, the ONLY remarkable thing is that this garbage was even published in the first place! I'm chalking it up to one of those last-days-of-the-internet-boom spasms of wasted money. That's really the only way to explain why a publisher would touch this thing with a ten foot pole. Oh! Sorry Alan Wieder, if you're reading this! I won't mention any more ten foot-long poles. I'm scared about what it might make you do next. But also, not interested. So don't write anymore books, OK? Pretty please?

It is so scary to think about this guy being a father. I really hope he is out of his kid's life for good, for the kid's sake.

I've never felt compelled to write a review on Amazon before, but this book was so especially horrific that I decided I needed to say something. OH! Wait! THAT's what is remarkable! It really is remarkably terrible.
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10 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Don't bother reading it., May 18, 2010
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This review is from: Year of the Cock: The Remarkable True Account of a Married Man Who Left His Wife and Paid the Price (Hardcover)
Sorry, but while it starts off interesting it gets really boring and drab rather quickly (by chapter 3). The problem is the author in this autobiography is a self-professed pr*ck. You can feel nothing but disgust for him. What's worse is that he seems to be bragging about how great he was to leave his wife and totally ignore her phone calls for 3 months and have sex with tons of women and treat them as nothing more than sex objects. He really seems to have no remorse.
The thing I kepted wondering while I tried to finish this book is why write it? What is the point of this? Esp. knowing it would be so hurtful to his exwife and son. What is to be gained from writing it? I think he selfishly wanted to brag and earn some money. Besides having OCD I think he really has NPD also.
Don't waste your money or time.
Heartless, soulless, pointless.
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