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A Yellow Jellow, What Did You Say? (Second Edition) [Kindle Edition]

J. Kaylin
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Book Description

Author and Illustrator JKaylin would like to introduce you to The Murgle-Flurgle-Flickity-Tickity-Tat, The Nutton Glutton, and The Greatest Me!. "A Yellow Jellow, What Did You Say?" is a delightful ensemble of children's poetical humor bearing the name of JKaylin.
 
This highly read slim paperback quickly emptied off bookstore shelves with its first publication in 1994. Yet aimed at an audience of children 3 thru 8, people of all ages still enjoy this inspirational packed volume of encouragement, silliness, wit, and humor. "A Yellow Jellow, What Did You Say?" is indeed a novel approach to children's literature.
  
Author JKaylin's close understanding of children and the child within in us all is evident in this delightfully written and simply illustrated children's book. JKaylin has carefully put into these pages a liberal amount of insight, warmth, and laughter. He then has sprinkled them all with the essence of Dr. Seuss and Shel Silverstein.
 
Though this book is purely fun for its non-sense and silly wit, the content of "A Yellow Jellow, What Did You Say?" is also meant to encourage a child to think of themselves as something special, as they learn to discover and appreciate the wonder, awe, and magic of the highly versatile English language and the written word.
   
JKaylin is an author being described by some professional editors as the next generation in word play and funniness since the humorist writer of the 1920's, Ogden Nash. "A Yellow Jellow, What Did You Say?" is an asset to any library, including any digital book library that you'll want to take with you where ever you go.


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From the Author

Why over the years this simple little book has had such a unique appeal to children and to others as well, I do not know. Yet, why did I write this book in the first place? Why am I writing a second children's book similar to this one?  
  
I have always liked silly words, wits, and rhymes. I liked the Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz at the end of Dr. Seuss's "ABC's".  I liked Shel Silverstein's book, "The Missing Piece", and I really liked, "The Real Mother Goose". These books fascinated me when I was young. I read them and read them. I liked how they spoke to me, and sometimes from across the pages came a simple message wrapped in a certain kind of wit, humor, or in just plain silliness. I loved words. I loved how they sounded and were put together. I loved how they felt and how they made me feel. I don't know how many times I read that last page in Dr. Seuss's "ABC's" - The Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz.
  
Today I still love playing with words. "A Yellow Jellow Telephone" was the first poem written for this book originally titled, "A Yellow Jellow, What?", and now tilted, "A Yellow Jellow, What Did You Say?". This poem was inspired by a word game I played with the Cox children who belonged to a family from whom I rented out a room.
  
One rainy lost Sunday afternoon, I watched the Cox children playing with a large broken toy calculator. The kids were pointing the inoperative toy out the backyard window, pushing buttons, and naming the different things they were imagining, which were then appearing on the back lawn from out the front of the broken toy that they were now calling the "making machine."
  
I, being unable to rest in quiet or resist playing the game, asked them if I could play too. Then after they all quickly agreed to let me into the game, they re-evaluated and explained some of the rules to me.
  
We started playing the game by taking turns being in charge of the now re-invented toy calculator while the rest of us went in turn naming something we wanted to have made, and then to have that something magically projected out the front of the "making machine" and onto the back lawn.
  
When it was the eldest child's turn to be in charge of the "making machine", he held it all ready to go, steadfast and aimed, out the back window at the back lawn, while he waited intensely for one of the rest of us to start the game by announcing what we wanted made before he would push any of its buttons. Then finally one of us called out what we wanted made; then the eldest child with relieved tension push the first button; then he waited again for one of us to say what we wanted it made out of; then he would push a second button. Then someone had to say what color we wanted it to be, and then the eldest child would push the final button. Then there on the subdued wet autumn lawn, a top the wilting yellowish greenish grass and damp dark leaves was something all of us wanted to see, something all of us made up together, and something you could almost see if you really thought about it and looked really hard.
  
One of these times while the eldest child was pointing the "making machine" out the window just waiting to push a button, one of the three of us called out 'telephone,' and he pushed the first button; then one of us called out 'jello', and the eldest child didn't hesitate and pushed the second button; then during a brief moment of contemplative silence somebody yelled out 'yellow' (which wasn't me), and then they started laughing really hard. And that was it. In a few seconds we all got the accidental joke; and we all thought it quite clever what had just happened; and we all had a new reason for this being such a good game. Then I thought, I may have a poem out of it too.
  
This three-word combination became the poem that I later put with this book's title, "A Yellow Jellow, What Did You Say?".
  
"If I had a machine
That could make almost anything,
I'd make my wish
And pull its switch;
Then that machine
Would start to twitch;
It might squeak and squawk,
Bleep and blop,
And out of it would pop
A Yellow Jellow Telephone,
Bouncing with a jiggle jiggle,
And ringing with a little wiggle giggle."
   
  
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My late father said, "The quality of a man's work was second to that of putting all he had into it - and not just with his back, mind you - but from deep within the truth about himself." However, this is not a word for word quote. It is a paraphrase of something very close to what was said, or at the very least, in the way I understood it at the time.
  
I have had little at my disposal to produce books from conception to finished project. Sometimes I have felt as if I was trying to produce and publish books while being blind folded and wearing mittens. Then trying to make marketing packages for them as if from out of the ears of sows. 
  
I produced "A Yellow Jellow, What Did You Say?" three times now in three different bindings both conventional and digital, and with as much heart, professionalism, and discernment that I could obtain at any one given time because that's all I had. However, as with all things, I learn as I go, and I would like to think I get better with time as I begin to understand about what I have learned in my experiences of success, failure, heartbreak, and joy; and then connecting this reality into the deep corners and driving passions of my heart for the next time, and the next. 
  
Recently, I finished a musical audio book CD based on one of these poems in "A Yellow Jellow, What Did You Say?". This poem is to become the title of a newly written and illustrated children's book, and the new CD will become part of this new book's package. The number of poems and illustrations in this new book far exceed those in "A Yellow Jellow, What Did You Say?". Also, the new illustrations are far more advanced. At one time, I suffered from epileptic seizures and after several of these seizures I brought back out with me a highly increased ability to draw. Surprise! Now, the seizures are gone, but the new drawing ability has remained.
  
In conclusion, I hope you enjoy "A Yellow Jellow, What Did You Say?".  It is also my wish of course that you someday buy and enjoy most of my future books. And at best, with all the many great authors and illustrators out there now being made more available, I hope you find with ease and at a good price what you might be looking for in a great book. Thank you in advance for your purchase. And thank you for taking the time to read. Happy hunting and further pleasant reading.
   
   J.K.

About the Author

Jeffery Kalinowski who writes under the pen name J.Kaylin is the owner and manager of Twilight Art and Book Publishers. In this role, Mr. Kalinowski looks after, coordinates, manages, and leads all aspects of printing and the self-publishing of his own children's books, including marketing, sales, and artistic design. He is a qualified writer and publisher and holds the Highest Honors Associates Degree in Humanities from the College of DuPage. Jeffery Kalinowski is no stranger to writing, printing, and publishing having spent 20 years as a an artist and writer, 15 years as a printer, and 5 years as a self-publisher, which taught him the importance of self-discipline, determination, perseverance, resourcefulness, and higher education. Drawing on years of a variety of experience in the creative arts and in published media, Mr. Kalinowski now focuses mainly on self-publishing and getting his work to the public. Mr. Kalinowski's varied background in computers, marketing, business management, writing, art, printing and self-publishing provided the perfect foundation for opening his own publishing company. He is presently furthering his formal education, and has been inducted into the Phi Beta Kappa Society. Jeffery is available for private consultations on writing and self-publishing, and can be reached at: 630-780-2454 or by email at tweditor@jkaylin.com

Product Details

  • File Size: 6695 KB
  • Print Length: 68 pages
  • Publisher: Twilight Art and Book Publishers; 2 edition (December 21, 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0043EV94K
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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5.0 out of 5 stars Painting with Words November 9, 2012
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The author provides some nice background information on his approach to writing. He was influenced by Dr. Seuss and Shel Silverstein.

Each poem in the book has an illustration. The illustrations are very good pen and ink drawings that are very detailed and very imaginative. These are some of the best illustrations I've ever seen in a children's book, and I've seen a lot of children's books!

The poems themselves are fun, too. They are full of witty and ingenuous rhymes and word play. The rhythm of the poems is fun, and helps to move the stories along. It is easy to visualize the poems because J Kaylin is an artist who paints with words.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Grandma like to read to me December 25, 2012
By Lynn
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Love the books for my 3 yr old grand daughter. She loves when grandma reads to her. We can read book after book this way.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Not what I thought... November 23, 2012
By Jala J
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I wanted a book for my 6 year old to read and enjoy, with pictures. This book is a series of Dr. Suess-like poems. The poems are ok, just not what I thought I was purchasing.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Silly June 19, 2014
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I didn't really care for this book, the poems are silly, child was ok with it but would lose interest.
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5.0 out of 5 stars My grandson loved it! August 17, 2013
By kaseynh
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I was babysitting my grandchildren the other day and we (Gramma) needed some quiet time. My grandson is three and he just loved how silly this book is. I'm sure he will be asking to read it again and again!
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4.0 out of 5 stars the next dr. seuss?! January 26, 2013
By C. hawk
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How I only wish this book had pictures so it could be more of a bedtime book for the younger kids. I am glad that the author did want the kids to use their imagination, but thats harder for bedtime with younger kids (2-5)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Lots and Lots of Fun September 12, 2012
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The book is well written and very humorous. It was lots of fun to read, and my many grandchildren enjoyed this book tremendously, and they especially enjoyed this author's other book, "Zam Zoddle Oop Boop Soup!" Zam Zoodle Oop Boop Soup! (more Children's Rhymes by JKaylin)
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Jeffery Kalinowski who writes under the pen name J.Kaylin is the owner and manager of Twilight Art and Book Publishers. In this role, Mr. Kalinowski looks after, coordinates, manages, and leads all aspects of printing and the self-publishing of his own children's books,including marketing, sales, and artistic design.

He is a qualified writer and publisher and holds the Highest Honors Associates Degree in Humanities from the College of DuPage. Jeffery Kalinowski is no stranger to writing, printing, and publishing having spent 20 years as an artist and writer, 15 years as a printer, and 5 years as a self-publisher, which taught him the importance of self-discipline, determination, perseverance, resourcefulness, and higher education.

Drawing on years of a variety of experience in the creative arts and in published media, Mr. Kalinowski now focuses mainly on self-publishing and getting his work to the public. Mr. Kalinowski's varied background in computers, marketing, business management, writing, art, printing and self-publishing provided the perfect foundation for opening his own publishing company.

He is presently furthering his formal education, and has been inducted into the Phi Beta Kappa Society. Jeffery is available for private consultations on writing and self-publishing, and can be reached at: 630-780-2454 or by email at tweditor@jkaylin.com


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