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Marcy Roznick and her husband live in New Jersey with their two sons, who they love even when they won't shut the fuck up. This is her first book.
Miranda Lemming was born in Amarillo, Texas and received her schooling through The Cartooning Institute of Detroit. She has had an illustrious career in bumper sticker and t-shirt design. If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is her first book.
NOT a kids book...but yes it is a kids book if you're like me and have a mouth like a sailer :-DPublished 3 months ago by Katelyn Workman
If you collect weird books for your library. this book is for you! Very cute.Published 5 months ago by ANN HECK
I did not like this. I think I was expecting more. Geared more for fathers and I am a single mom.Published 5 months ago by jen
When you have a smart ass for a sibling who's having a kid... why not get this book?Published 6 months ago by CharliBubbles
For anyone who "didn't like it" or "didn't care for it," you need to hear the book read by the best possible narrator for this book... Bobcat Goldthwait. Read morePublished 7 months ago by Jasmundo
I love it! Gave it to my adult son who used to love the book and still makes reference to it. Perfect gift for his sense of humor!Published 11 months ago by DIane D