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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults Hardcover – October 25, 2011


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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 32 pages
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin (October 25, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1250007992
  • ISBN-13: 978-1250007995
  • Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 7 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #419,345 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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"Finally adult themed depictions of children I can enjoy without getting my computer confiscated...again." --Adam Carolla, comedian, father of two

About the Author

Marcy Roznick and her husband live in New Jersey with their two sons, who they love even when they won’t shut the fuck up. This is her first book.

Miranda Lemming was born in Amarillo, Texas and received her schooling through The Cartooning Institute of Detroit.  She has had an illustrious career in bumper sticker and t-shirt design. This is her first book.

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Customer Reviews

Bought this book for my parents for their anniversary.
Vecha Keason
I thought this book would follow suit in the funny department, however the story line was weak and not as funny as I thought it was going to be.
Jessica Y
If you are looking for a funny read, this is a good book.
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful By Jessica Y on December 15, 2011
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I love gag books like this one. Go the F*** to Sleep, was hilarious. I thought this book would follow suit in the funny department, however the story line was weak and not as funny as I thought it was going to be. The illustrations are great though.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful By Thomas Magnum HALL OF FAMETOP 1000 REVIEWERVINE VOICE on April 19, 2012
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The title of the book is hilarious and it's what grabbed my attention. It is a great premise parodying the children's books written in the same style, but after the initial joke, the book wears thin pretty quickly.
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful By Angie G on December 23, 2011
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We have a lot of the books from the original series: If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, a Moose a Cupcake, and a Pig a Pancake so the continuous sequence style of this book I totally get. It is a very true to the style it parodies. However I wasn't that into where the story went in this book. The first few pages were pretty funny especially if you know the original books but after that it went too much on a tangent to me. Still the idea was still kind of cool to have an adult "children's" book anyway.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful By NHgal on November 13, 2012
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I bought this for my sister and brother-in-law for Christmas because the title seemed like the book would be something they would appreciate. The content just wasn't what I was expecting. I could see how some might think it is very funny, but it really wasn't relatable. I ended up not giving it to them for Christmas and just gave it to them ahead of time. I wish I had checked it out at the local bookstore before making a hasty purchase. The title was the funniest part!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By colleen noll on October 21, 2013
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for all the parents out there, don't deny, you love your kids, but can drive you crazy. Funny to read this book to adults who do not know what they are in for
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Lori Anderson on May 29, 2013
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bought it for my sassy sister in law and we both got a laugh! She had just had a new baby and we gave it her with a book for her son. She appreciated the joke in her sleep deprived state!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Cynthia J. Fedock on May 27, 2013
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this wasnt as funny as one would think or want - sorry but the other go the f to sleep book was better. waste of $$
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful By Josep Shaw on November 9, 2012
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Read the one star reviews...It's like bonus material for the book! Book could have stuck to the parody better, but does the job.
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