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You Look Nice Today: A Novel [Hardcover]

Stanley Bing (Author)
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)


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September 17, 2003
From the best-selling author of Lloyd: What Happened, a brilliant tale about life inside the corporation; how easily such a life can unravel; and whether coming apart is really such a bad thing after all.

Robert Harbert, better known as Harb, is Executive Vice President in charge of Total Quality, a position that confers upon him great powers and a ridiculous expense account. CaroleAnne Winter is the assistant who runs his life. CaroleAnne has always brought something a little offbeat to the workplace, but as anyone at the company will tell you, she is also gorgeous, appealing, and a top-notch office manager.

As observed by our affable, eagle-eyed narrator, Fred Tell, Harb and CaroleAnne develop a relationship that's as affectionate as it is professional. But even Harb can't ignore that CaroleAnne's behavior is increasingly peculiar. At the same time, Harb begins to lose traction in the hierarchy, and suddenly, both he and his Total Quality mandate are vulnerable. It's at this moment that CaroleAnne levels a stunning charge: that she has been the target of an organized campaign of sexual harassment from her first days at the company. The investigation she demands will reach to the highest levels of the corporation. And at the center of the investigation, she insists, must be the greatest offender of all: Harb.

Combining warmth, stinging satire, and humane insight in equal parts, Stanley Bing delivers a hilarious and eminently timely novel, set in a world that everyone who's ever worked for a living will recognize as his or her own.


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With this sardonic, entertaining legal thriller about a discrimination suit brought against a high-level corporate executive by his administrative assistant, Fortune columnist Bing tells a story of sexual harassment that's not about sex. Robert Harbert, or Harb, executive vice-president of Global Corporation's Total Quality department, falls for gorgeous uber-temp of indeterminate race CaroleAnne Winters, who saves the day on an important project. Recognizing her talent, Harb hires CaroleAnne full-time, but their cordial business relationship quickly grows too cozy: Harb gets CaroleAnne a corporate apartment to help her escape an abusive husband, gives her his aging car and brings her on business trips, which include boozy late nights that stop short of physical intimacy. CaroleAnne's behavior becomes erratic, though, when her spiritual side surfaces and she begins holding prayer meetings with a companion in the company's empty offices. Her tightly wound demeanor in the office is a harbinger of trouble to come, and when Harb tries to diffuse the tension between them by offering CaroleAnne a promotion to a different department, she refuses it, quits her job and sues Harb and the firm for sexual harassment and cultural insensitivity, to the tune of $150 million. The density of detail makes for slow going early in the novel, but the account of the civil trial that follows is a riveting and often hilarious account of CaroleAnne's fabrications and the corporate legal response, with Bing exposing the ways in which seemingly ordinary problems and human foibles take on new dimensions when they hit the legal system. Though the conclusion is a bit of a letdown, this is a great read and Bing's best take to date on how people cope with the political idiosyncrasies of the buttoned-down business world.
Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information, Inc.

From The New Yorker

Bing's satires of the business world have the allure of inside dope, given that their pseudonymous author is also a corporate executive. His latest novel concerns one Robert (Harb) Harbert, who seems too human to last at the Global Fiduciary Trust Company: "More than one fellow officer had told him that his need to trivialize and ridicule corporate life would get the better of him one of these days." In fact, Harb's undoing is his compassion for his secretary, an apparently vulnerable creature named CarolAnne. She repays his cloying kindnesses (generous raises, a car, an apartment) with a harassment suit. The second half of the novel is a series of transcripts from the trial. Unfortunately, the courtroom animates Bing's comic gift less effectively than the daily grind of the office and the soul-smothering masquerade of being a company man.
Copyright © 2005 The New Yorker

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Bloomsbury USA (September 17, 2003)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1582342806
  • ISBN-13: 978-1582342801
  • Product Dimensions: 9.3 x 6.5 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.4 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,473,982 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Stanley Bing is a columnist for Fortune magazine and the bestselling author of Crazy Bosses, What Would Machiavelli Do?, Throwing the Elephant, Sun Tzu Was a Sissy, 100 Bullshit Jobs..And How to Get Them, and The Big Bing, as well as the novels Lloyd: What Happened and You Look Nice Today. By day he is an haute executive in a gigantic multinational corporation whose identity is one of the worst-kept secrets in business.

 

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Legal Thriller about Sexual Harassment is Biting, October 22, 2003
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Stanley Bing delves into the world of coroporate paranoia and loneliness in this novel, told by the perspective of world-weary Fred Tell, who explains in pungent, fast-paced, insightful prose how his business friend Robert Harbert must suffer all sorts of bizzare accusations from his one-time friend and assistant CaroleAnne Winter, a scandalously-dressed woman who becomes convinced that the office, headed by Herbert, is out to get her. The trial, based on CaroleAnne's bogus lawsuit of sexual harassment, examines a major theme in the novel, namely America's inability, through its often bovine-minded populace, to discern between rational and cheap argumentation. Fred Tell suffers from a viable fear that the jury is too uneducated and brainwashed by unexamined emotionalism used by CaroleAnne's attorney to see through her paranoid delusions. I'll let you read the book's conclusion to see what the jury decides.

The themes of corporate loneliness, suffocating paranoia, and insanity, rendered so well in this book are also done well in two companion novels, Moral Hazard by Kate Jennings, and The Ignored (a horror novel, if you can believe it) by Bentley Little.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars What fun!, December 4, 2003
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This review is from: You Look Nice Today: A Novel (Hardcover)
I ripped through this book in two days! It was a funny spoof of office life, (particularly in a big corporation). The plot centers on a lawsuit charging sexual harrassment in the office. This allows a thoughtful look at how ordinary office interactions, the ones that allow us all to express a bit of personality, a little humanity, even within the confines of the corporate mold, may be twisted and misinterpreted to seem unfair and oppressive.
The narrator is a sketch, a very funny "unreliable narrator" who tells us all we need to know without always realizing it. It is rare to find a book that captures the corporate ethos the way this one does -- the camaraderie, the understanding of rank, latitude in behavior depending on position, the helplessness of the senior managers without their support staff, the addiction to expense account living.
The ending is bittersweet, the only ending possible. Don't miss this book!
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Many faceted, March 1, 2004
This review is from: You Look Nice Today: A Novel (Hardcover)
This is one book that will genuinely affect different readers
many different ways. Although mainly told from the perspective
of a narrator who is a friend of all concerned and is the head
of corporate HR, many readers will identify with different
players in this drama. Plus, the corporation that employs all
these people is part of the problem and possible solutions.
Throughout the personal drama involved, and the tragedy that is
played out on several levels, the corporation seems to have the
most impact on the greatest number of lives, even though corporations are supposed to have no souls and therefore, no
personal feelings.
The head of a special "quality" division is on the rise, as is
his division during the days of corporate growth and profit,
and when a lovely temp solves her first big problem in such an
easy, smooth way, she is promptly hired as an assistant to that
head. Everyone in the division seems to like the woman, and
she is helpful and hard-working, but her personal life intrudes
into her business life, as it often does; in her case, that personal life is a hard one, and she shows up at work having
obviously been beaten by a thug of a husband. Everyone feels
sorry for her, and they all try to help her through that trauma.
She gets promotions a little too early, and she gets nice cash
bonuses ahead of time, and she grows in importance as so many
people lavish extra attention and graditude on her. She advances in the corporation beyond her experience or education,
and no one seems to mind because she is so dedicated to the company and its profits.
But about the same time the company begins to stagnate economically, the woman starts to act in an odd manner, and
she begins to criticize, and even attack, beyond reason, and
everyone notices, but, in true corporation fashion, no one tries
to get a grip on the situation. As the woman begins to deteriorate emotionally, and perhaps mentally, everyone begins

to fear her, and she is allowed to continue on her destructive
way.
Then, when the proper leaders of her division see she should not
be allowed to continue in her job, everyone begins to get afraid
of a possible law suit, so, again, they do nothing while the
bad situation escalates into a worse situation.
The co. even tries to promote her in order to get her into a
different division, with less stress, where she might settle
down into normal corporate behavior. But she refuses the promotion, and she insists her place is right where she is.
Then, as the division is beginning to dry up and shrink, for
all the business reasons, the woman assistant offers to resign,
but, again, for reasons improperly altruistic, her resignation
is refused, so the company loses its last chance to get her out
of their collective hair.
She repays all the promotions, bonuses, personal help and easy
path to corporate success by then quitting and suing the company. As the saying goes, "no good dead goes unpunished."
Throughout the string of personal problems, and then the corporate legal manuevering, the one who suffers the most is the
one guy who truly worried about her, and cared about her as a human being, without asking anything in return. Because he has
cared so much, and tried so hard to do good, he is the one most
damaged by the accusations. Then, as further reward, the corporation begins to doubt his worth to the company, and they
begin squeezing him out, probably hoping somehow that will defuse the lawsuit.
The story is complex, and it shows how many people suffer, and
to what depth that suffering can go, when one person is allowed
to poison the corporate atmosphere that is nurturing so many
people. Because of the one woman's obsessions and mental deterioration, which the company did nothing to check, careers
and even lives are permanently damaged, and even personal lives
are broken.
The results seem hard to believe, but to anyone who has tried
to survive corporate life, and become a productive part of it,
the story will ring too, too true. Hard work is ignored, good
people are destroyed, the best of intentions are undermined,
and the corporation goes on, usually run by the least-sensitive,
unimagative, single-minded, greed-driven people possible.
This story shows too well, and in a very complex, emotional way,
what can happen to people who care too much.
As said above, different people will react in different ways to
the story, but it is a good, solid story well worth reading.
Whether read from the view of an individual striving to succeed,
or from the corporate side only worried about profit, there is
much to be learned here.
A good, emotionally-charged, entertaining read.

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