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You Say I'm a Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing

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A few months ago, my husband and I were in a chain bookstore. I don't know who picked up this gem first (I think it was him!), but next thing you know, we were flipping through the pages and laughing our butts off! I was laughing so hard I had to walk away...and then came back for more. Honest to God, I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to black out.

Why I didn't buy it at the time is beyond me.

So Christmas rolls around and I happen to be in this same bookstore (one that's inside a mall I don't visit on a regular basis). Remembering our guffaws, I say to my husband "Let's get that book!" He downplays the search for some reason and I finally ask a clerk to help me. He found me a copy!

Well, it turned out that my husband JUST bought me this gem at another store a few minutes before! (Which is why he was trying to be nonchalant.)

What I didn't realize the first time I saw You Say I'm a Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing was that it was a spiral book that you can set on a desk or table top. How cool! You can then display a "phrase of the day".

Here are a but a few of my favorites:

*A Clean House is a Sign of a Wasted Life (A smiling woman in a dress is on her hands and knees scrubbing the tub)

*Give the Dangerous Bitch Her Chocolate (A woman looking longingly at a box of chocolates while a man looks longingly at HER)

*Amazingly Enough, I Don't Give a Shit (A woman in a gingham dress looks at you with arched eyebrows)

*Queen of F****** Everything (Elegant woman lounging on a bed)

*Admitting You're an A**hole is the First Step (One woman looking at a guy while the other woman winks)

*I Gave Up Jogging Because My Thighs Kept Rubbing Together and Setting My Pantyhose on Fire (An elegant woman in gloves and necklace)

*Easy There, Mr. Testosterone--You Can Be Replaced By a Zucchini (Woman being kissed on the cheek by an amorous man)

*Mommy, When I Grow Up I want to Help Smash the White Racist, Homophobic, Patriarchal, Bullsh** Paradigm, Too! (Smiling girl with blonde curls and bright blue eyes)

The pictures are beautifully retro and some of them feature great sight gags. For example, there's a woman holding a toddler in her lap and she's giving the middle finger. The caption says "Just Because I'm a Mom Doesn't Mean I Care".

If you're prudish, you'll not like You Say I'm a Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing. If you're thinking of giving this as a gift to a prude, don't--it will be wasted on them. But if you like sassy, snarky humor--especially in the guise of 50's "Leave it to Beaver" faux perfection--this is a hilarious offering.

By the way, ask me about a fabulous career in bitching. *grin*

A wonderfully guilty pleasure. I like the "meditation of the day" format; it's almost like getting a reading from a fortune teller who looks like Barbara Cleaver but talks like John Waters. At first I thought this would be a great gift for girlfriends. Then my gay buddies wanted a copy too. Then my kids decided this was a good way to laugh at/with me, even if it didn't meet their teacher's page-length requirement for book-report assignments. Then my mother's retirement home card club borrowed my copy and laughed harder than anyone. I gave one to my barrista friend at the local coffee shop, but it got ripped off. I can't wait for the Books-on-tape version! Wickedly funny.

I stumbled across this book in Borders. I was laughing so hard I almost wet my pants! I knew my wife would think it was a scream, so I bought it for her.

She works with three other irreverent women at her office. This book was a HUGE hit. Every day, they all gather around her cubicle and decide which of the postcards they're going to display for that day.

BUY IT! BUY IT NOW!

I loved this book. It has hilarous sayings with vintage photos. When my girlfriends saw it, they had to have one too. Great for a gift.

This is great, and the greatest surprise is that it is written by two MEN!

I just got this for my birthday and it's the funniest thing I've ever received - including my Happy Bunny flip chart. You can't go wrong with this gift for yourself or any of your friends!

Good for several laugh out loud moments. The book's cover can also be folded out to display the page, or "thought" of the day. A very funny book.

Thank you - this book is the best! I laughed so much I had to buy more!

What a great gift for anyone (man or woman!) with a sense of humor! The old ad images are offset with witty, irreverent remarks. Some are cute & some delightfully perverse, but all of them had me almost falling off my chair. I highly suggest it!

Its simple and original. I like the nostalgic design. About 60% of the cards make me smile. My wife aint so keen though.
I bought this because it reminds me of my honeymoon. I saw it on a cash register in Surfers Paradise, Australia and thought it was really cool.