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Matthew Sharpe (Author)
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August 31, 2010
It is 2008 in the suburban town of Seacrest, Long Island. Twenty-six-year-old high school math teacher Karl Floor has no parents, no friends, few prospects, is a dim bulb, and lives at home with Larchmont Jones, the aggressively loquacious widower of Karl's mother. One fine afternoon, Karl returns to his house after work to discover a beautiful stranger in the upstairs hallway. She is Sylvia Vetch, and claims to be robbing him. She also asks for his protection, but won't quite say from what or whom, and draws him into troubles she won't elucidate.


No Sherlock Holmes, Karl still slowly begins to see and engage the complex forces that have been shaping his life: his parentage and inheritance, morality and law, the racial and economic geography of present-day New York City and the world at large.


Darkly funny and original, You Were Wrong is a surreal detective story told with heart, wit, and a singular voice.

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Sharpe’s latest unnerving and satiric novel, following the complex farce Jamestown (2008), portrays a young, dangerously oblivious high-school math teacher. Karl Floor continues to live in his Long Island house after his mother’s death in the belief that she wanted him to look after his loathsome stepfather, Larchmont Jones. A caustically smart monologist, Larchmont’s aggressive riffs on geopolitics, business, and life make Karl positively murderous. Especially after two of his students beat him up, and a beautiful and terrifying young woman breaks into his house and coerces him into transporting his stolen belongings to a scuzzy communal hangout. As loopy and epically depressed pushover Karl falls for fierce, secretive Sylvia, shocking family connections and twisted financial alliances are abruptly revealed. Sharpe has an amazingly improvisational way with language, constructing wildly inventive descriptions that infuse ordinary scenes with alarming intensity, all-but-intoxicating psychological insights, and staggering deadpan humor. Part warped fairy tale, part nerd noir, part hallucinogenic misfit fiction, part sly social critique, Sharpe’s wicked story of class and race, love and hate, is venomously funny and whiplash smart. --Donna Seaman

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“Part warped fairy tale, part nerd noir, part hallucinogenic misfit fiction, part sly social critique, Sharpe’s wicked story of class and race, love and hate, is venomously funny and whiplash smart.”  —Booklist

 

“A pleasing odd and intelligent novel…What’s most winning about YOU WERE WRONG is its acumen and the brio with which [Sharpe’s] sentence-making bears it out.  The book is rich with devastatingly comic observations about people, places, and things.  YOU WERE WRONG might not save your life, but never mind; Matthew Sharpe is saving prose from the banal, one word at a time.”  —New York Times Book Review

 

“A painfully funny book … You Were Wrong is even riskier than Sharpe’s previous novel, Jamestown. There, the sides were clear and the joke easier to parse. Here, Sharpe refuses to let the reader catch him winking. It’s a bold move, one that pays off in many places. The novel is about the failures of men, and it’s dedicated to the year 2008, a time when the rot at the root of another male-dominated institution, our economy, was finally revealed. Sharpe’s novel works like those warning signs we now wished we’d noted, telling us that something essential is broken.”—Publishers Weekly

 

“This book is strange, original, and devastatingly clever.”—Mary Gaitskill

 

“A sharply funny, almost old-fashioned social farce with the structure of a P.G. Wodehouse comedy of errors and the bitter wit of a John Kennedy Toole — this is a sweet, oddly romantic satire for the recovering cynics among us.”—Lydia Millet, Pulitzer Prize Finalist for Love in Infant Monkeys

 

“I think what I like most about You Were Wrong is the incredible sentences Matthew Sharpe creates. Like the story, they weave and dip and avoid and confront and contain all the horrible beauty that life is. Following the roll and tumble of words, you’re never quite sure where you’ll end up, but don’t worry—the chaos is well controlled. You’re never once out of Sharpe’s capable hands.”—Sharon Preiss, founder and director of Mobile Libris


Product Details

  • Paperback: 181 pages
  • Publisher: Bloomsbury USA (August 31, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1608191877
  • ISBN-13: 978-1608191871
  • Product Dimensions: 8.7 x 5.3 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 2.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #985,661 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Very strange book, November 8, 2010
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"You Were Wrong" is strange story of a very unhappy young man who's life is dramatically changed one day when he comes home to find a female stranger in his house. Meeting her starts him on a journey of love, loss, lies and murder.

I suspect that this book is great for the right audience, but I just didn't get it. I kept waiting for the story to start, and it never quite did. Much of the text is the internal monologue of the main character, and I had a great deal of trouble relating to him. The other characters in the book all seemed pretty one-dimensional to me, and were basically unlikeable.

The author does have a gift for apt metaphors and excellent descriptions, but otherwise there wasn't anything I liked about this book.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Aimless, plotless, and frustrating, March 6, 2011
This review is from: You Were Wrong: A Novel (Paperback)
Full disclosure: I received a review copy of this book as part of the LibraryThing Early Reviewers program.

You Were Wrong is a short book, but manages to wear out its welcome in no time at all. I was ready to throw it against the wall after two chapters, but forced myself to continue reading so that I could finish and give it a fair review. The good news is that I got used to the writing style after a few more chapters, but the bad news is that I think that may have just been Stockholm Syndrome in action.

The main character, Karl Floor, is a sad-sack twenty-something math teacher who shares his dead mother's house with his hateful stepfather. When the book opens, Karl is beaten up by two of his students, only to stumble home and discover that his house is apparently being robbed by the beautiful and mysterious Sylvia Vetch. Sylvia doesn't act like a normal robber, however, and tends to Karl's wounds before taking him on a journey across town to the house where she lives. As Karl's life becomes intertwined with Sylvia and her circle, he wanders aimlessly through a series of mysterious encounters with people who abuse and confuse him. Karl is entirely passive by nature, and spends most of the book whining, getting dragged along against his will, or just plain lying down and passing out.

The book feels a bit more like a series of rambling vignettes than a novel. There is the slightest hint of a mystery concerning Sylvia's real motivations, and the story almost swerves into crime fiction at one point before course-correcting, but mostly it's a shambling collection of long-winded character studies. Sharpe describes the most mundane of things in excruciating detail, often employing digressions within digressions that bloat single sentences into page-long tangents. Characters don't speak like actual human beings; either they monologue for pages about vaguely related matters, or they utter terse exchanges full of thudding importance and implied mystery.

The best I can say about the book is that Sharpe occasionally pulls off a fine turn of phrase or throws in a decent joke. For the most part, however, I found it both overwritten and crashingly dull, and was glad to see the back of it.
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10 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars An original writing voice!, September 6, 2010
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Matthew Sharpe's extraordinary novel "You Were Wrong" tells the story of Karl Floor (the surname says a lot), a man who lives the most insular of lives. As Sharpe puts it, "house, job, house, job, car, until recently, had been allowed by Karl more than by most to constitute the parameters of his life..." When Karl meets a beautiful stranger, he must choose whether to connect with another human being despite the risk that such a choice inevitably entails--the risk of being wrong about reality, about good and evil, and about love. Sharpe's penetrating insights are alternately satirical and deadly serious (at certain points I heard echoes of writers as diverse as David Foster Wallace and W.C. Fields), and always spot on. Like the best literature, You Were Wrong invites the reader to engage with the remarkable prose, just as its protagonist was asked to engage with life. "You Were Wrong" should be read for many reasons, not the least of which is Sharpe's unique voice.
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