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Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded: A Decade of Whatever, 1998-2008 Paperback – Bargain Price, January 5, 2010

ISBN-13: 978-0765327116 ISBN-10: 0765327112 Edition: First Edition

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  • Paperback: 368 pages
  • Publisher: Tor Books; First Edition edition (January 5, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0765327112
  • ISBN-13: 978-0765327116
  • ASIN: B003R4ZGQO
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.4 x 1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (26 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,566,573 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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About the Author

John Scalzi won the 2006 John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer, and his debut novel Old Man’s War was a finalist for science fiction’s Hugo Award. His other books include The Ghost Brigades, The Android’s Dream and The Last Colony. He has won the Hugo Award, the Romantic Times Reviewers Choice Award for science-fiction, the Seiun, The Kurd Lasswitz and the Geffen awards. His weblog, Whatever, is one of the most widely-read web sites in modern SF. Born and raised in California, Scalzi studied at the University of Chicago. He lives in southern Ohio with his wife and daughter.

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Jul 13 2007

A Hindu chaplain was called to offer a prayer at the US Senate yesterday; the response of some Christian nutbags was to slip in and disrupt the prayer because the Hindu chaplain wasn’t giving his shoutout to Jesus. They were trundled out, the prayer was given, and yet, somehow, the Republic did not fall. I think we can all thank Vishnu for that.

Look, this one is simple: Some people really and truly believe that what Jesus wants is for them to be dicks to everyone who isn’t their particular, mushy-headed stripe of Christian. And if it’s what Jesus wants, then it can’t be wrong. Now, I’m entirely sure that in their minds they can come up with a better explanation for their activities than "Jesus wants me to be a dick"—they may actually be able to find some internal calculus that has them being a dick out of love for us godless idolaters and saving our worthless heathen souls, even—but the rest of us can call it for what it is. And also, of course, when these Dicks for Jesus try to offer up some alternate explanation for their behavior, I think it’s fair to remind them of a number of things:

1. Whatever the rationale, they’re being dicks.

2. At no point in the Bible does Jesus say "be a dick in My name."

3. Lots of other Christians seem to get through life without feeling called upon to be a dick in the service of Christ.

4. Indeed, when many of these Christians discover to their dismay that they’ve been a dick about something, they will frequently fall to their knees and say, "Forgive me, Lord, for I have been a total dick."

5. And He does.

6. That’s a hint.

Now, the chances of any of this penetrating the mental shield of righteousness is pretty low, so you shouldn’t expect anything more than a slightly befuddled look that shades into the growing suspicion that they’re jeopardizing their very souls conversing with one such as you, you and your heathen logic. But it’s worth a try, and if it doesn’t work, at least they know what you think of their somewhat less-than-Christlike behavior. Because nothing digs at the heart of a Christdick more than the knowledge that someone thinks they’re doing their Christianity wrong. Gets ‘em all defensive and huffy, which is better than them being smug and self-righteous, in my book.

Excerpted from Your Hate Mail Will be Graded: A Decade of Whatever by John Scalzi.
Copyright 2008 by John Scalzi.
Published in 2008 by A Tom Doherty Associates Book.
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More About the Author

John Scalzi writes books, which, considering where you're reading this, makes perfect sense. He's best known for writing science fiction, including the New York Times bestseller "Redshirts," which won the Hugo Award for Best Novel. He also writes non-fiction, on subjects ranging from personal finance to astronomy to film, was the Creative Consultant for the Stargate: Universe television series. He enjoys pie, as should all right thinking people. You can get to his blog by typing the word "Whatever" into Google. No, seriously, try it.

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I thought that this was a great collection of Scalzi's greatest hits of the decade.
I appreciate very much his viewpoint that it is not imperative that we all agree on anything, that it's okay for all of us to have our views.
David Holoman
Perhaps it was because so many of these seemed a little dated by the time I read it but I enjoy his books much more than his blog.
Robin Singer

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27 of 29 people found the following review helpful By Marko Kloos on October 14, 2008
Format: Hardcover
"Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded" is a collection of blog posts from John Scalzi's long-running blog, "Whatever". Scalzi is a very good fiction writer, but he's also a terrific essayist, and his blog posts often turn out to be thoughtful, well-reasoned, humorous, and sensitive essays on subjects as varied as entertainment, current affairs, religion, politics, world history, and parenting.

(Scalzi is also a goofball of the first order, so all those gems are interspersed with application of pork products to household pets, and the inventive utilization of Photoshop skills. Sadly, the print version leaves out much of the Photoshop goodness.)

"Hate Mail" is sort of a "Best of..." collection from Whatever, the distilled essence of the blog. Scalzi routinely knocks the ball out of the park when it comes to "big" blog posts, the kind that gets linked on Instapundit and ends up getting emailed to everyone with an email account in the Northern Hemisphere. "Hate Mail" is a whole book full of such gems, and it also serves as an interesting evolutionary record of "Whatever", which Scalzi has maintained continuously for ten years.

Best of all, this blog content now comes on fantastically portable wireless technology that requires no batteries, and no Internet access.

For fans of Scalzi's writing, "Hate Mail" is a handy compilation of some of his best work...and for those who want to see how to write compelling blog entries on a wide variety of subjects, here's a great collection of examples.
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful By Silea TOP 1000 REVIEWERVINE VOICE on February 28, 2010
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I've tried to read a few of his novels, and i can never get past the first few pages. Why i ever got this book remains a mystery to me, but i loved it. Scalzi is a clever fellow with enough opinions to wear out a keyboard.

Yes, it's true that all of the content of this book is available for free online. If you're the kind of person who gets all upset about paying for something you could have gotten, in some functional analog, without paying, then by all means, read the blog. As the author notes, though, it's a bit of a scavenger hunt to find all the old entries due to various hosting and format changes.

I've docked one star because there's no index. The entries are out of chronological order, often thematically linked, and that's fine until you're trying to find that one you read a few days ago that you just have to show to your friend/sibling/partner/guy sitting next to you on the subway. All i needed was a table of contents to save minutes upon minutes of my time, but apparently seconds of the publisher's time wasn't worth it.
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10 of 13 people found the following review helpful By Patrick Shepherd VINE VOICE on November 4, 2008
Format: Hardcover
This is the second volume of posts taken from Scalzi's Whatever site. This volume's subjects range far and wide, as opposed to the first volume You're Not Fooling Anyone When You Take Your Laptop to a Coffee Shop: Scalzi on Writing, which was dedicated to posts about, well, Writing. This also means there's no overlap between the two books, and thus you have a second helping of what John delivers up on a daily basis at his site.

The posts here, which are really essays both long and short, are just as funny and sarcastic as those in the earlier book - the one here on cheese had me rolling on the floor laughing - and also just as thoughtful and insightful. Scalzi has some strong opinions about a lot of subjects, from politics to marriage and child raising, and these opinions come through loud and clear. John has an inimitable style that makes for very easy reading while being quite informative, and usually these essays are quite logical and well thought out. All this makes for a very enjoyable read while at the same time making you do a bit of thinking.

However, more so in this volume than the first, I found there was something lacking from this book, which is alluded to in the title of this volume, the thing that makes John's site required daily reading, namely all the comments he gets on his posts, many of which are just as interesting as the original post. Now obviously it would have been a major task to include some of these comments (just getting permission from all the various contributors would be a daunting endeavor), but still, I missed them.
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11 of 15 people found the following review helpful By David Holoman on March 20, 2011
Format: Paperback
This book caught my eye at the bookstore and ended up coming home with me. If you don't know, as I did not, Whatever is Scalzi's blog, where he has been blogging more or less since the dawn of blogs.

I am grateful for the many belly laughs I got out of this book, as well as the many new vocabulary words. No question Scalzi is a professional writer (if it slips your mind, he will remind you every few pages) and plies his craft well.

For an athiest, he certainly has a lot to say about religion, especially Christianity. For a heterosexual, he certainly has a lot to say about homosexuals. I appreciate very much his viewpoint that it is not imperative that we all agree on anything, that it's okay for all of us to have our views. Not everyone has this viewpoint. I was greatly amused that the things he did not like about George W. Bush are true in shiny spades of President Obama (p. 284).

My enthusiasm for the book waned as the pages dragged on. It became tiresome to me that Scalzi finds himself to be so darn smart about all things, all the time. In the course of the book, he tells you exactly how much dough he makes, exactly how big his rural compound is, exactly what he pays for it, and an awful lot about how his home finances are arranged. Additionally he seems to be campaigning for the Alan Alda "I'm More Sensitive Than You Are" award. Take my vote, please. Toward the end, however, there were a couple of entries about being poor, a condition he emerged from, that helped me tolerate the parts I did not like as well.

I did check out the Whatever blog, thinking it might be pleasant to add to my rotation. What I found is that 10 years of Whatever boiled down to 350 or so pages has about the right signal-to-noise ratio, so I look forward to the next volume in 10 years.
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