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How does this product fit, you ask?
on July 11, 2014
Amazon emailed me and asked me to click on a descriptor for how these fit my boyfriend. The quandary is that if I click on one of those simplistic options, I won't be delivering accurate testimony, and anyone relying on my statement will think that the size problem is merely related to the way that most clothing sizes are judged. The problem with these underwear is not the size around the hips or even (as is often the case) the size from the waistband down around the crotch and up to the other waistband. The problem, as with most male thongs, is the size of the pouch. I don't know many men who have adolescent-sized testicles. I remember being an adolescent and hanging out with adolescent males, and it's true that the pouch would fit those adolescent males. However, as an adult I have interacted with many adult males, and I can tell you that the pouches of most male thongs would accommodate underage males, but not males who have reached their full hormonal growth. The problem with that is that there are not 'adolescent' and 'adult' sizes. I think that I would probably be disturbed to see 'adolescent' sizes for lingerie like this, because adolescents should not be sexualized. Why are all the thongs that we buy for my boyfriend too small in the crotch? I'm not trying to brag; I'm saying that most of the males I've had the pleasure of examining have testicles that are too big to be fully covered by most male thongs. It's really frustrating, because as attractive as the thongs could be, they are made less so by failing to fit properly. I guess what I'm saying is that my boyfriend is not a child, and I would like to see someone making thongs that are big enough to fit a grownup. I mean, do all the models they use for size have only one testicle? What's going on here? Is it that fashion designers only measure themselves, and they all have pituitary problems? If I was a man, I'd probably wear thongs partly to keep my testicular sac from rubbing against my thighs, but it would be very frustrating to live in a small town where you can't buy thongs at the Wal-fart so you end up ordering thongs online time and again, and constantly get delivered thongs that are only big enough to hold one testicle and one penis, or two testicles and no penis, or which are only comfortable enough to wear for the act of coitus but not on the date beforehand... I mean I like the whole mesh thing; it's very attractive - but when it only covers the testicles far enough to look like an DD in a C cup, it just looks uncomfortable.