Zombie Massacre [Blu-ray]
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For some inexplicable reason, "Zombie Massacre" was shot in English (Eaters was Italian, as I mentioned). Most of the cast, however, does not seem to employ English as a primary language. No big deal, really, except many are supposed to be American. In the depth of the Romanian countryside, there's an over-the-top Alabama tourist? Book me that vacation! Members of the CIA, military, and even the President himself struggle mightily and painfully to hide accents. I think this language barrier was one of the most devastating hindrances to the movie.Read more ›
On the plus side, the zombie make-up was great. They used some metal music to make it into a grindhouse style. Besides plot holes you could drive a tank through, the acting was extremely sad. Why did the US president (Uwe Boll) sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger? Was that an insider's joke? Outside of the make-up, the film was less than Asylum grade. As bad as our foursome were in acting, I must give a shout out to Carl Wharton (General Carter) who made them all look good. He was worse than emotionless.
The film might have some camp value and perhaps worth the rental price to hardcore zombie fans. Not a keeper. 3 stars because I did enjoyed some of the stupidity of the plot, bad acting, and Uwe Boll as POTUS.
Parental Guide: F-bombs. No sex. "third reel" token nudity (Marissa Chang, Anelita Di Carlo, Veronica Spagnuolo)
Warning: Also released under the title "Apocalypse Z"
Check out the cool rides the mercs use to escape in. At the very end-there are nakid women-so if you don't like the movie-just ff to the end. ENJOY!
With my review,I hope to save some people some money by advising them against this s***ty movie.
Its a story about an American 2 Scots and an Arab (sounds like the start of a bad joke) who have to set a bomb in a nuclear facility and get out so Jack Stone (main character) can be reunited with his daughter. One of the Scots is a female Ninja that wears way too much makeup (Scottish Ninja......REALLY?!) and they......yada yada yada......Don't waste your time. But about the worst is the ending scene where bit tit women come out of the swimming pool that turned into zombies and attack the guys at the pool. Did I miss something there? That scene didn't fit with the rest of the so-called plot and script. And speaking of something that didn't fit, the hillbillies on vacation with their hippie van.
I do like the actors in this movie but the 2 guys whom wrote this crap needs to find other work because this obviously isn't the best thing ever. In fact,its in my top 10 worst movies I've ever seen.
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really hoped it was ganna be cool. every cool scene is in the commercial...rest of the movie is crapPublished 7 months ago by RyanT
Zombie Massacre is a really cool zombie film. It is supposedly based on an unreleased video game. The film is produced by Uwe Boll, who was involved with many film adaptations of... Read morePublished 12 months ago by Fuwwyfootpaws
How can you take the standard shoot'em up zombie movie and make it feel like a lower class movie than it really is. Read morePublished 20 months ago by dhart
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