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29 of 30 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
WARNING: Read this review and you may DIE!,
By Holly Apollyon "Messiah of Regret and Entropy" (The Overlook Hotel) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Zombie Nation (DVD)
Zombie Nation: A literal description of the movie:
A renegade cop is targeting young women under the auspice of routine traffic stops; the women are then abducted by the cop and taken to a furniture warehouse. Once the women are handcuffed in the warehouse loft, the renegade cop performs the following steps: (A) He checks their teeth with a miniature flashlight. (B) He injects their buttocks with an unknown but presumably lethal substance. (C) He watches some television. (D) He tosses the women into an extra-wide shopping cart and conveys them to a queen-sized bed. (E) He jots down the names of the women in a small notebook. (F) He crams the women into giant-sized duffle bags, and transports them to diverse places of interment. Eventually, a group of Voodoo women are shown performing an arcane ceremony over the sprawled body of a blonde girl in fishnet stockings. Voodoo Ritual Ingredients: (1) snake, (1) tarantula, (1) bleeding pig's head, and (1) set of preserved shark's jaws. The girl in the fishnets is shortly thereafter kidnapped by the renegade cop, subjected to the aforementioned steps (A) through (F), and then buried at sea. However, thanks to the Voodoo Ritual, the girl in the fishnets returns from the dead; unexplainably all of the other non-Voodoo-treated women are resurrected as well. The undead status of the she-zombies is solely indicated by the black spray paint around their eyes, which causes them to look more like raccoons than zombies. (The she-zombies are shown to be mildly decayed in their mirror images; according to the Voodoo women, the she-zombies' physical appearance is based on their own perception, and since they apparently perceive themselves as raccoons rather than she-zombies, their default appearance is non-decayed.) The she-zombies emasculate and de-tongue a couple of male victims before working their way to the renegade cop. Cut and print! Congratulations! You have just survived a summary of the plot of this movie. You have approximately 17 seconds before you begin to vomit and your head explodes.
16 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Worst Zombie Movie Ever!,
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This review is from: Zombie Nation (DVD)
There are lots of zombie movies out there, some of which are poorly directed, some are poorly written, some are poorly acted. Not only is this movie all those, it isn't one movie at all. Two or three separate movies are hacked together with all the grace of a blind surgeon to create what is not only the worst Zombie movie I have ever seen, but one of the worst movies I've ever watched period.
In a normal review, this is when I list the positive and negatives of the movie, but I'm trying my hardest to erase from my mind that I spend an hour and a half of my life on this junk. Honestly, it's too bad to be even campy. The zombies are just chicks with bad eye make-up and how they're created makes no sense (unfortunately, I tried). The plot, if you can call it that, is so disjointed and so many plot threads are left dangling it defies the imagination how anyone would want their name associated with it. Look, I love campy horror movies, but there is campy and then there is unfinished and poorly made. This is the later. Don't judge a movie by the cover (the cover IS cool) and run far away. Get something else! Anything else! But don't waste your time or money on this D rate film school project.
10 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Total garbage!!,
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This review is from: Zombie Nation (DVD)
I've ben watching horror movies for over 30 years. I've seen lots of "b" movies and indie movies that were shot on video. Some of these movies have been very good, others not so. I have to say that in all those years this might be the worst movie of them all, it's so bad I don't know where to start. How about the cover art, pretty creepy right? Looks scary? Guess what, there is nothing in the movie that even remotely resembles the front and back cover art. The story could have made a good movie in the right hands, but obviously, this was not the case. The "acting" sucks, the "directing" sucks, and the make up is a joke, and a bad joke at that. If you think "zombies" with racoon style make-up is scary, than you might actually like this movie. Whoever produced this mess should be ashamed of themselves. Stay far, far away from this movie, if you buy it you'll regret it, don't say I didn't warn you. I can't wait untill people associated with this movie start giveing this slop five star reviews, that will be the highest of unintentional comedy.
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