Customer Reviews

Zombie Poster Zombie Survival Guide Government Issue 24x36 Poster Poster Print Collections Poster Print, 24x36 Poster Print, 24x36

5 star:		(8)
4 star:		(5)
3 star:		(1)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(0)

 

 

There's only so much time to know what to do in event the Z's come knocking. No time to get out the survival manual or radio. Just time to lock n load, pull out the axe, and go for it.
For those who support the hypothesis that Z's have rights and why can't we all live together...I say look at the classified studies and know that it won't happen.
The talk shows that attempt to have Z's explain their side, their rights, don't present the fact that we are a natural resource for the undead.
All kidding aside, I would hope that the govt would be able to produce such a device to help preserve our way of life. But we know that that won't happen. As such, this is something that the Z afficianado in your life will love.
Not all will agree with me, but they will probably be the ones who end up appetizers at the next Z dinner.

The Governemnt knows what's good for you. They teach you that thing about what foods to eat about that three digit number (1-9-9 or something like that) that put you in touch with a uniformed police office. You KNOW they are thinking "we love you (enter your name here)" all the time. Really, think of all the special things they have done for you in the past. They have the fallout shelters and the "duck and cover" speeches, so everything here has to be right - right?

Actually, the poster is pretty funny and I got a good laugh out of it. I thought the zombies and their little world of desires, doom, and destruction is purty when placed on a poster. It has a beautiful layout on the poster that shows you what things would look like in the really real world, too, and that is a good thing.
Really, how many nerf zombies can be attacked to show you how to LIVE?

I love the poster - it has the feel of the war that is coming and we should all appreciate that one. If nothing else, we should appreciate the effort that the zombie has put in to make this poster complete (way to go, zombie!).

Buy it and survive!
Linger and dry on the vine like a sucka!

this poster was everything I expected from a zombie survival guide, so to all you fans this is a must have for sure!

When have you ever bought a poster, and the title of the poster actually had the word poster in it? I didn't pay attention when I bought it, but in big red letters, it actually states "Zombie Survival Poster". Do I really need to know it is a poster? Isn't the fact that it is a glossy 24x36 piece of paper with words and pictures on it enough to let me know it is a poster? Also, anything "government issue" will not have "government issue" written across the top. Granted, this is just a joke piece and good for conversation, but why not take the extra ten minutes and have a couple of people look at it and give opinions before publishing. I am sure I am not the only one who finds the word "poster" on a poster annoying. This is mildly entertaining, resulting in three stars, but with a little extra effort could have been a great product. The pictures and anecdotal stories are entertaining, and the tips are true to zombie culture.

This poster is a really great size, my boyfriend wanted a Zombie survival Government issued poster and little did he know they actually make one! I was pleased with this order, I got it in the mail really fast and was very pleased! I suggest for any zombie fan.

This item arrived quickly and was exactly as described by the seller. We can't wait for our halloween party guests to see this poster, which goes along perfectly with our zombie apocalypse party theme.

This poster is beautifully done. I immediately bought a 24 x 36 frame for it so it'll last for years as a prop for my husband's annual Halloween office party. This year one theme room is devoted to zombies. I'm so glad that finally my tax dollars are going to a useful product like this "government issue" Zombie Survival Poster. Yes, I know tax dollars didn't pay for it but considering how much money our government wastes on nonsense rather than things that would really help Americans, it wouldn't surprise me if Congress hasn't passed legislation to deal with zombies, too. But I digress ... this poster is fantastic! Highly recommend it. Congress ... not so much.

Be careful when you open this, the red tape on mine was so difficult to peel off I tried to cut it like an idiot. When i couldn't I tore the protective paper bag looking outer layer. And like a moron I ripped atleast a third of the poster itself in the process just to get this thing open. Without question they sent me another one free of charge.

Needless to say the poster itself is nice and customer service was perfection. Combined, needless to say I shall be shopping from this seller for those reasons alone. (The poster is pretty awesome too lol)

Ordered it, paid for it, few days later received it. Perfect
The poster was for my daughter who loves zombie stuff.
She loved it.
Perfect :)
T.

i bought 4 posters for friends, at $2 a poster it was a good deal, unfortunately... it cost me $15 for shipping.. rifreakindiculous if you ask me. i ordered several items and didn't realize the shipping charges were for the posters only. love the posters though.