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Rob Zombie Presents The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

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Whether or not you are a fan of Rob Zombie's music or films is irrelevant, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is a pure blast. If you can, imagine Fritz the Cat minus the political commentary and double the nudity and violence, as Zombie adapts his own comic to tell the story of professional wrestling super celebrity Beasto (voiced by Tom Papa) who is on a never ending adventure of action and babes. He and his hot, Nazi-zombie hunting sister Suzi X (voiced by Sheri Moon Zombie) embark on a quest to rescue foul-mouthed stripper Velvet Von Black (voiced by Rosario Dawson) from marrying wanna-be world conquerer Dr. Satan (voiced by Paul Giamatti). In the middle of all this are plenty of "I can't believe what I just saw" moments, blink-and-you'll-miss-them visual gags, hilarious songs and music, and plenty of animated graphic ultraviolence; so much so that you can't help but enjoy what you find here. Yes, as you can probably tell by now, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto isn't for everyone, but if any of the aforementioned sounds appealing in the least, you are almost guaranteed to love this animated flick, regardless whether or not you're a Rob Zombie fan. Also featuring voice work from Zombie regulars Brian Posehn, Ken Foree, Geoffrey Lewis, and cameos from Sid Haig and Bill Moseley in their House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects roles.

After a great many years in conception and production, horror director/artist/metal legend/all-around bad mofo Rob Zombie hath finally bequeathed unto us his animated masterwork "The Haunted World of El Superbeasto". Was it worth the wait? Well, it's a mixed bag to say the least, but if I told you I didn't have a great time I'd be lying to you. What we have here is a twisted tale of stupidity that bombards you with cartoon breasts and behinds, potty humor, racial caricatures, homages and cameos from every corner of the entertainment universe, a truly bizarre comedic soundtrack that sounds like a collaboration between Tenacious D and Flight of the Conchords, and general Rob Zombie madness like you've never ever EVER seen before. Sound good? Hop onboard.

What's the story? Who cares? It's dumb. This film is about chaotic, childish glee. It begins with a classic black-and-white Universal move by giving us a friendly warning that what we are about to see may horrify us. He's not wrong, but the movie is far from scary in the traditional sense. It takes on an animation style similar to Ren & Stimpy and utilizes devices and sound effects from all of the innocent classic cartoons we grew up watching. Then all the girls take off their clothes and use prehensile female anatomy in ways that make you embarrassed to be watching then you see your favorite horror characters and get all happy and then all the tailkicking starts and there's Nazi werewolves (Zombie really likes Nazis..and werewolves...and especially Nazi werewolves) and zombies and Nazi zombies and they have their own theme song and then there's more boobs and this transforming robot that's all horny for this awesome chick who steal Hitler's pickled head and Superbeasto is a luchador who shoves a cat down his pants so he has a bulge and there is Dr Satan who is really a nerd and has a talking gorilla with a screw in his head then all this stuff happens and it's crazy as fu.......[deep breath].....Yeah, so this flick gets a bit crazy at times.

So I think we've established that the humor in this one is decidedly lowbrow. Let's talk homages, references, and cameos. It's pretty much the biggest draw here unless you are one to pleasure yourself to cartoons (which is okay, as a song in the movie informs us, because Japanese people do it every day....nice). Plenty of horror icons ranging from Dr Phibes to the Bride of Frankenstein and The Fly as well as characters from Zombies' own films, but then there's references to everything from Benny Hill and Jerry Lewis to Charlie Chaplin (who Beasto mixes up with Hitler) and movies like Taxi Driver and Planet of the Apes. Other amusing cameos of note include Courtney Love, the Olsen Twins, and a featured role for Michael Myers.....as street pizza. This is an infinitesimal sampling. Honestly, aside from the sheer twisted insanity the massive unending pile of homages and cameos are what is going to keep your interest for the full hour and twenty. This has to be some kind of record. Eat it, Tarantino!

Voice cast. Awesome. Rosario Dawson lets fly some of the most staggeringly ignorant ebonics you've ever heard onscreen. Normally, I'm unimpressed by this cheap style of humor, but in this particular setting it did the trick for me. The Mexican caricatures, however, go down as a fail in spite of the marvelous man-god Danny Trejo lending his voice. Getting a real Mexican to play a caricature just doesn't sound funny, I guess. Tom Papa is pretty much The Man playing the title character. He has a really classic voice and delivers the lines with the perfect amount of sleaze and glee. Rob's wife Sheri Moon Zombie was born to be a voice actress. As cute as she is onscreen, when she's reduced to just a voice to an animated caricature her gigantic personality is just unbelievably charming. Again, big thumbs up for the cast.

Throw in some self-referential humor (including a song that plays during an homage scene stolen from a classic horror film that laments the cliche parody and asks if they got permission to do it) more cartoon boobs and ebonics slang, and even more cameos and references and that pretty much sums it up. The special features are a few minutes of extremely brief deleted scenes (one has Leatherface in it) and a very long set of unfinished alternate scenes. I'd have hoped for at least a commentary or making of after all the delays but whatever, Zombie. "The Haunted World of Superbeasto" is a great time if you're looking for a cartoon to keep as far away from your children/parents/grandparents/girlfriends as possible. You may not get away with all of your brain cells intact, but you'll probably leave with a smile. A stupid, stupid smile.

3 1/2 stars rounded up because I have a strong urge to watch this again. Soon.

I love this movie. So hilarious. It's a X rated Groovy Ghoulies. Even the songs are so funny. The action and humor is kinda sick and twisted. I'd love to see a sequel to this and will be purchasing the graphic novels. I totally recommend this to anyone who is a fan of Rob Zombie movies and monster movies and cartoons. Not for the kiddies!!!

i think the only reason this movie wasnt rated X was because it was animated.it definately has all the qualities present in low level porn.the animation is like a 1970s-80s cartoon.it involves all the same goofy sounds and slap stick routines, funny facial expressions,general silliness and what not.the violence is beyond severe.it reminds me a lot of "itchy and scratchy" from "the simpsons".the music is very before rock and roll like the music from "who framed roger rabbit?".only the lyrics are like something off of "south park".
rob zombie did the comic book this was inspired from.he also drew for "beavis and butthead do america" during beavis's peyote trip and directed the movie "house of 1000 corpses".no the dr satan from that is not the same dr satan from this film.
this movie is about a lucha libre star[mexican professinal wresler],a big shape shifting droid and a sexually obsessed crime fighter chick taking on nazi bikers,a permiscious ,cussing wanna be chick,a giant gorilla and yes,dr satan to stop the end of the world.
so if you could stand the goofy,dizzying breakneck pace of old school cartoons,you love porn[even animated],and can stand ultra violence all to the tune of 1000 cuss words a second,this movie is for you!
if you dislike even one of those elements,skip it because the movie is full of all of them!
in this movies defense,i would like to say,it is a welcome change from the horrors that are all too commonplace these days.i say go ahead and watch it!just dont do it while your kids or girl friend are around.

Comedic and clever. Raunchy, but not distasteful.That is if you are not easily offended, haha. A cast of talented actors and comedians. And a Great take on the classic horror genre.

I'm not a Rob Zombie fan, whose work as a producer-director-writer-actor ranges from television series episodes to wannabe hip horror and sci-fi flicks. But I'll make an exception for the animated feature THE HAUNTED WORLD OF EL BEASTO, an incredibly juvenile, bad taste little flick which also happens to be extremely funny.

The story concerns the title character, El Superbeasto, who seems to be a part-time wrestler, part-time porno producer and star, and part-time hero--and (not surprising inasmuch as it involved at least eight writers) his story is complicated. It seems there is a underground bad guy named Dr. Satan, and if he can marry a woman with the number 666 on her backside he will be endowed with all the power of hell. The lady in question is noneother than stripper Velvet von Black, a sexy white woman with a remarkably profane eubonic turn of phrase. Dr. Satan arranges for Otto, his servant ape, to kidnap Velvet, but by this time El Superbeasto has seen her perform and has fallen in lust. He therefore enlists the aid of his adopted and sexy sister Susie X, who pauses in her battle against Nazi zombies to help him rescue Velvet, who is actually more than capable of taking care of herself. Needless to say, everyone is soon in Dr. Satan's cluches.

There are two things that make this film really memorable. The first is the endless parade of references to other films, ranging from FRANKENSTEIN to THE FLY to PLANET OF THE APES to THE SHINING to THE GODFATHER to CARRIE--a parade that is often quite witty and which clips along with such speed that you'll probably have to watch the movie two or three times to catch them all. The second is Velvet von Black, voiced by Rosario Dawson, who is beautiful and sultry, has hilariously powerful breasts, and the foulest mouth this side of a sewage drain. Indeed, the character is so profane that you can't quote many of her lines without offending the powers that be. The dialogue play between Velvet and Dr. Satan's gorilla minion Otto, voiced by Tom Kenny, is nothing short a comic jewel.

Even so, THE HAUNTED WORLD OF EL SUPERBEASTO is not going to be everyone's cup of tea. There's a lot of nudity, bouncing breasts, sexual depravity, singular perversity, and endless, endless profanity. And the film is uneven: when it connects, it knocks the ball out of the park; when it misses, you roll your eyes to the ceiling and wonder what the creators were thinking. Still, it's fun enough, warped enough to rate four stars for me.

GFT, Amazon Reviewer

So I finally got around to watching this and guess what? It's freakin' awesome. In fact, it's even better than Bridesmaid. The reason I make the comparison is because I watched both films back to back. While Judd Apatow acted only as a producer for Bridesmaid the flick is nevertheless filled with potty humor and F-bombs. But then again so is Superbeasto. Many may say that The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is silly and cliched, but so is Bridesmaid. The big difference here is that Superbeasto is actually good as opposed to that Bridesmaid crap that made millions at the box office. The beauty of this flick however is that although it treads on familiar territory it does so within a very cool storyline, and very cool characters as well.

Susie X is perhaps one of the coolest characters ever. Yes, she's a cartoon that kicks ass and lets it all hang loose. It's funny because she's the actual hero of the story while Beasto is only after the girl. Yet he gets all the glory. Said "girl" Beasto is after is none other than Velvet Von Black. And while Susie X is cool personified, Von Black is perhaps the most annoying character ever conceived. The final showdown between the two is just classic awesomeness.

Although the jokes are silly, the story line is much FUN. Yes, it's a linear story and you pretty much know how it will end but the way the story progresses, along with the likable characters, is what really keeps you wanting more. Remember that this is not intended to win any Oscars. It's intended to be enjoyed for what it is.

Now I demand a sequel, or even better yet, an animated series...

Disgusting, sexy and hilarious. Rob Zombie has done it, The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto is an instant classic. I am somewhat of a critic but I couldn't even bring myself to rate this less than 5 stars. I'd like to see a sequel in the future.

Thank you so much for shipping this to us so fast! We really enjoyed the movie! We are big fans of Rob Zombie! I recommend this movie to EVERYONE!

Rob Zombie goes out of his element on this animation, but no without putting in a load of horror icons. It is a seriously raunchy comedy, but as long as you have a very high and tolerable sense of humor you will definitely enjoy this movie.