Zombies for Zombies: Advice and Etiquette for the Living Dead [Paperback]

David P. Murphy (Author)

Book Description

Release date: October 1, 2009

So, you've been bitten by a zombie?

Bummer.

But there's no need to panic! Yes, your life will be undergoing a major transformation, but this doesn't have to be the end-all it once was when the Disaster first hit. There have been significant breakthroughs in the last decade in helping you keep significant parts of your wit and dignity. Together we can limit the damage.

Zombies for Zombies is a motivational guide designed specifically to make a profound difference in your accidental, strange new life. You say you don't want to become another one of those ghastly creatures you see on the news out in the Tempe Containment Zone? You don't have to—if you follow the great advice inside, including:

• How to dress for your new lifestyle Handy recipes for brains
• Fitness ideas for keeping you somewhat energetic
• New skin-care techniques to help ward off "rotting flesh syndrome"
• How to overcome that darned zombie social stigma
• Dance steps for the motor-impaired

Completely Revised and Updated Since the Containment Zone Disaster!

"Face it, being bitten by a zombie is inevitable. Thanks to this indispensable book, we can finally stop making survival plans and start making the most of our new lives as zombies. Even for the uninfected, Zombies For Zombies is a scream."
—Daniel H. Wilson, author of How to Survive a Robot Uprising

Editorial Reviews

Review

"If you are into zombies, Zombies for Zombies is a great addition to your collection. And if zombies are not your thing, then this is still a great piece of humor that effectively parodies our modern world. And if you are one of the recently bitten, "read this book like there's no tomorrow, because in your case tomorrow isn't what it used to be."" - Grasping for the Wind

"Murphy simply takes the niceties of modern life (and occasionally the lack thereof), throws in the added dimension of recent zombification, and presto: instant cultural mishmash, suitable for snorting coffee all over." - Sacramento News and Review

"Once bitten it is vital to be familiar with the impending challenges and how to deal with them swiftly and appropriately. For the infected, Z4Z is a must have." - The UnClean

"I love that zombies are making the trasition for horror to humor - this book is perfect for those who agree! " - The Hiding Spot

About the Author

David P. Murphy is a living, breathing guy, and a songwriter who, inexplicably, spends an excessive amount of quality time thinking and writing about zombies. Murphy and zombies go way back. He saw Invisible Invaders as a child and it scared the bejeepers out of him. However, he quickly moved past the nightmares of his youth and began dreaming of visits to Caribbean jungles to experience his zombie friends firsthand. The realization of that dream, sadly, led to yet more nightmares and deeper issues. Gratefully, his fascination eventually evolved into a profession once he obtained his Ph.Z. from the prestigious Port-au-Prince Capon Academy.

Murphy currently can be seen shambling about the Omaha, Nebraska area where he closely guards his brains and those of his cat, Beany. He has no affiliation with QualiCorps™ although hes been known to enjoy a product of theirs every now and then. And one day, God willing, he hopes to retire to one those lovely Scarlet Shores facilities.

Daniel Heard is a living, breathing illustrator and graphic novelist. A graduate of the S.F. Academy of Arts, his artwork is featured on the cover and interior of Daniel H. Wilson and Anna Long's book, The Mad Scientist Hall of Fame and the Tori Amos graphic novel, Comic Book Tattoo.

Product Details

• Paperback: 272 pages
• Publisher: Sourcebooks; First Edition edition (October 1, 2009)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 140222012X
• ISBN-13: 978-1402220128
• Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.9 x 8 inches
• Shipping Weight: 10.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #140,083 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

David P. Murphy is the author of the "The Doomsday Survival Handbook." This is his fourth book. He can also be held accountable for "Ace Your Zombie Exam! The Official Ph.Z. Study Guide," "Zombies for Zombies -- The Play & Werk Buk" and, of course, the one that started it all, "Zombies for Zombies: Advice and Etiquette for the Living Dead."

In the autumn of 2012, he'll be self-publishing his first book of short stories, "Rapturella and Other Apocalyptic Tales."

Murphy is also a songwriter and producer of four CDs, "Shining in a Temporary Sun," Henry Perry's "Effortless," Camille Metoyer Moten's "A Simpler Christmas" and Beth Asbjornson's "Gratitude." His next solo album, "My Fraudulent Memoirs" will be released late in 2012. No, really.

He has been playing piano since he was a kid and is still trying to get it right.

Mr. Murphy currently resides in his hometown of Omaha, Nebraska with his unusually large cat, Beany.

He has recently completed his newest musical, anotherwhere.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

14 of 15 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Z4Z Laugh Out Loud from A to Z October 7, 2009

By Carla ODonnell

Format:Paperback

I thoroughly enjoyed every page of Z4Z. There were many times when I was laughing so hard that my roommate insisted that I read her the passage! David P. Murphy is creative and hilarious. His references to current cultural phenomena left me laughing and smiling for hours on end. Every time I thought that I had a favorite part of the book, Murphy made another reference that sent me into a laughing fit! I really loved reading Z4Z and hope David P. Murphy has many more hilarious books to come!

12 of 13 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Downright Uproarious August 27, 2009

By Zootie

Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase

Although I don't exactly have a taste (ahem) for zombies, I found this book very funny indeed. The writing is smart and snarky and the illustrations are imaginative to say the least. If you enjoy ridiculing self-help books, you'll get a big kick out of this one. Don't shy away just because you're repulsed by the living dead. If you have any sense of humor, you'll laugh out loud at Zombies for Zombies. If you don't laugh out loud . . . well, I guess you waited too long after being bitten. Zootie

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful

4.0 out of 5 stars Zombies for Zombies October 20, 2009

By Anna Lemkau

Format:Paperback

Zombie for Zombies is a how-to-book and advice book, to living as a Zombie. A must for anyone who has been recently bitten. I'll be the first to admit I'm not a huge zombie fan. But if you add in a bit of snark, a little bit of humor then I'm good to go. Which is exactly what I found in Zombies for Zombies, I thought it was hilarious! This book holds all sorts of information that is vital to a zombie. From behavior, to grooming, stories of success and even tips to spice up your zombie sex life. Not to be missed! With the popularity of the paranormal I wonder if this book will spawn other books such as Vampires for Vampires or Werewolves for Werewolves?? ;)