Zombies Ate My Muslim [Kindle Edition]

Ted Mahsun (Author)

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Product Description

All he wants is to have a simple life.

And that simple life he wants to spend with his celebrity girlfriend, Barbra Streisand. But unbeknownst to him, his darling Barbra has become a Muslim... which isn't a bad thing. Except for the rampaging zombie horde outside his front door who only want to eat Muslims.

Between the Muslim-hungry zombies and the Google Robots that want to steal his Brussels Sprouts, can he save the woman he loves before she gets eaten? Will things ever be simple for him?

WARNING! Parental Advisory:
This short story contains content not suitable for minors.

Product Details

• Format: Kindle Edition
• File Size: 159 KB
• Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
• Language: English
• ASIN: B006NYDOXC
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Lending: Enabled
• Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #179,158 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

More About the Author

Ted Mahsun works as an online game designer by day and writes fantasy by night. He lives in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia with his wife and daughter, who both think he should spend more time with them instead of writing silly stories.

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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars If Woody Allen and Edgar Wright teamed up to make a zombie farce..., December 21, 2011

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John Ling (Auckland, New Zealand) - See all my reviews

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This review is from: Zombies Ate My Muslim (Kindle Edition)

What would happen if Woody Allen and Edgar Wright decided to team up and make a zombie farce starring Barbra Streisand? Well, chances are, it would look very much like 'Zombies Ate My Muslim'!

This is the blackest of black comedies -- rollicking, horrific and absurd. Author Ted Mahsun pulls no punches and delivers one preposterous scenario after another, ramping up the gasps and laughs as he hurtles towards a terrific finish. This is edutainment at its best.

So snap up 'Zombies Ate My Muslim'! You know you want to.

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars Not just another zombie story..., December 21, 2011

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Dewgunner - See all my reviews

This review is from: Zombies Ate My Muslim (Kindle Edition)

Well, okay, it's another zombie story, but it's one with wit! I'll even go so far as to say that it is, bar none, the best piece of zombie fiction involving zombies, muslims, and a naked Barbra Streisand. BAR NONE!

In a genre that is packed with tired retreads of the usual tropes (oh no! A zombie bit one person in a group of survivors and he/she's pretending that she's okay but it will only lead to tears in the end blabity blah blah), Ted Mahsun's tale is fresh and even laugh out loud funny. I mean, in his world people STILL don't know what causes the zombie virus, but at least they only target Muslims. Which would be bad, if you're a Muslim. And it has a naked Barbra Streisand, so there's fun for all the family!

So if you want a story that would tide you over on the bus ride to work, look no further. A nice, quick, zippy story worth a few guffaws, it is funny without being crude or insulting (even to Muslims) which in this day and age is a rarity.

Conclusion: Buy and read promptly.
Warning: this story includes storytelling involving a nude Barbra Streisand. So it's probably not recommended reading material to children. I'm just sayin'.