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A Zombie's History of the United States: From the Massacre at Plymouth Rock to the CIA's Secret War on the Undead [Paperback]

Josh Miller
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Book Description

December 1, 2010
Americans have been taught that their nation is civilized and humane. But, too often, U.S. actions have been uncivilized and inhumane.

—Howard Zinn


Shedding light on 500 years of suppression, this shocking exposé reveals the pivotal role in American history played by its most invisible minority—zombies.

From colonization and revolution to World Wars and global hegemony, A Zombie’s History of the United States tells the powerful and moving stories of this country’s living-dead underclass, including:

•The zombie massacre of European colonists at Plymouth Rock

•The gruesome killing of a zombinated Meriwether Lewis by his fellow explorer William Clark

•The doomed defense of the Alamo against hordes of the attacking undead

•The heroic, platoon-saving charge into a hail of German fire by an undead Lt. Audie Murphy

•The top-secret NASA missions that launched(and often lost) zombies into space

•The anti-terrorist program to stop the weaponization of the zombie virus





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Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

This history book parody, allegedly "a first step toward a renewed awareness and interest in zombie history," is too straight-faced to be amusing. The shambling undead cannot resuscitate what amounts to a bland popular-history book; it rapidly begins reading like the old joke of adding "in bed" after the proverb in a fortune cookie. We see George Washington with zombies, Lewis and Clark with zombies, abolition with zombies, and so on and so forth. Making light of slavery, Agent Orange, and AIDS is risky business, and this book verges on the offensive with its cavalier and distasteful treatment of such subjects. Some episodes are blatantly disrespectful, like the ballroom assassination of zombie-rights activist David Z (who preferred the term "differently animated"). Concluding with recommendations to exterminate zombies entirely, or use them in place of animals for testing, and warning of the potential use of weaponized zombies in terrorism, the "Zombie's History" reads like any other tiresome polemic...with zombies. (Jan.)
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From Booklist

It was only a matter of time. Zombies have become so popular and have crossed so many genre borders that it was inevitable, sooner or later, that someone would write the “untold history” of the living undead in America. Thankfully, this is no slapdash zombie book. The author, billed as Dr. Worm Miller (in reality, Joshua Miller), has produced a completely convincing pseudo-history. From its cover illustration of zombies attacking George Washington as he crosses the Delaware to its clever insertion of the undead into real historical events (Miller explains what really happened to the “lost colony” at Roanoke and why John Wilkes Booth really killed Abraham Lincoln) to its dead-on mimicking of textbook format and style, the book feels remarkably similar to straightforward historical writing. Miller doesn’t play the material for over-the-top laughs, either; this isn’t Dave Barry’s Zombie History of the United States. Played straight, as though it were relating real historical events, it is compelling and unsettling, like Max Brooks’ World War Z (2006) or even Orson Welles’ War of the Worlds. --David Pitt

Product Details

  • Paperback: 240 pages
  • Publisher: Ulysses Press (December 1, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1569758603
  • ISBN-13: 978-1569758601
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.6 x 8.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #903,474 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Miller was born, raised, coddled, and educated in the frosty wastes of suburban Minnesota before moving to Los Angeles. He writes film criticism for CHUD.com, as well as comedy pieces for SomethingAwful.com and MadAtoms.com. He is a script writer for Fox Digital Studios and the co-writer of several movies he doesn't want you to see.

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars BRAAAAAIINNN-y December 22, 2010
By M. Sell
Format:Paperback
I just finished reading this book and I am mightily impressed. My sister got this for me knowing I am a bit of a history buff. I am not so much into zombies, but they are okay. I don't hate them or anything. I am a bit amazed at how well this book melds zombie into the whole history of America, like they'd always been a part of it. So well in fact, a couple times I needed to hop onto the internet to see just how real and accurate something described in the book in fact really was. The chapter on the Lewis & Clark expedition was a big one of these (and pretty funny, too). I loved the inclusion of Dr. Benjamin Rush, considered America's greatest physician at the time. I could totally see him working toward a zombie cure had they been around. My personal favorite, though, had to be the chapter on Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt. He was such a badass sans zombies, with them he's just extra awesome sauce. Not in some "wacky" silly way, though. I have to say that's probably what I like best about this book, it creates an America filled with zombies but in such a grounded and believable way while still managing to be laugh out loud (lol? irl? yes) funny. This was a great gift, probably my best this year, but not something I would have thought to buy for myself. If you love American history (or obviously zombies) buy this book for yourself.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Historically detailed and hysterically plausible December 26, 2010
Format:Paperback
This was a fascinating book, written in the style of Howard Zinn's "A People's History of the United States," telling familiar stories from history but acknowledging the important roles played by groups that are usually left out of those stories. Zinn acknowledged the downtroddren, the poor, and minorities. Miller gives zombies their due.

Using the initial premise that the zombie virus was already loose in North America when Columbus arrived (with zombies co-existing with Native Americans who had learned to co-exist with them), this book creates a rich alternate history of the U.S., one in which our national heroes (like Ben Franklin, Davey Crockett, and Teddy Roosevelt) all deal with zombies in one way or another as zombies' role in American society change and evolve from historical to era or era.

Miller is obviously a knowledgeable historian (the book credits him as a Professor of Zombology, although I assume he actually teaches either American history or creative writing, perhaps both), and the way he weaves zombies into both familiar and obscure episodes of U.S. history is at once fascinating, hilarious, and bizarrely plausible. Apparently America used to have wild herds of zombies roaming the countryside. Then, as westward expansion occurred, zombies were pushed further west, hunted to near extinction, and then pushed into hiding as an exploited underclass (in this book, zombies are a metaphor for every minority under the sun, from slaves to immigrants to communists to homosexuals, to hilarious effect and with intricate detail). In the modern age, zombies have been nearly erased from the historical narrative by our nationalist, corporate media and are forgotten by the average America.. But of course, like a real zombie, the zombie virus will never really die. The book ends with a dire warning from Miller that we should not forget our zombie history in favor of silly zombie movies and iPhone games, lest we be doomed to repeat it.

Definitely a book for lovers of history and lovers of zombie tales. I'd like to see some sequels, further filling out this fascinating alternate history, the most interesting take on zombies I've seen during this modern zombie literature boom.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Clever and Groovy January 13, 2011
By Evan
Format:Paperback
Absolutely utilizes Zombies in the way they were intended - as a tool for satire and social commentary. If you think you're all zombie-d out, think again, this book is a great read and really surprised me with its scope and breadth. It thoroughly explores its theme and goes in some unexpected directions.
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