I like this milk, oh yes I do, it comes in gallons, white not blue. You can drink it from a cup, you can sip it, you can sup. Have it with a little ham, have it with a bit of jam. I like this milk, oh yes I do, and if you try it, you will too.
By K. Corcoran on October 21, 2013
Dog! You can get the non-dairy version from your faucet. Of course, it may taste somewhat watery, but that's the breaks you get when dealing with substitute products. Enjoy!
By Harmless Gryphon on May 26, 2010
I would have you know, Mr Berry (if that is your real name) that my product has only been accumulating value! A mere year ago the price was 45 dollars- I defy you to find another commodity with a value that has increased by 67% in that time!
By Yog Sothoth on January 3, 2015