The Fourth Bear: A Nursery Crime [AUDIOBOOK] (Audio CD)

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From Publishers Weekly

Like The Big Over Easy (2005), Fforde's first Nursery Crime novel, this sequel offers literary allusions, confusions and gentle satire, though, again like its predecessor, it lacks the snap of the author's Thursday Next series (The Eyre Affair, etc.). Jack Spratt, DCI of the Nursery Crime Division of the Reading Police Department, is also a PDR (Person of Dubious Reality), as are most of the characters Jack deals with, including the Gingerbreadman, a notorious killer, and Punch and Judy, a violence prone couple who are also marriage counselors. An alien policeman named Ashley, talking bears, a devoted group of cucumber-growing enthusiasts and an immensely powerful company, Quang Tech, add spice. All are grist for Fforde, whose word play runs the gamut from puns to shaggy dog stories. The Gingerbreadman's on the loose, Goldilocks is missing and Jack's once again persona non grata at headquarters. As Jack and his associates "bring justice to the nursery world," they also cast a Swiftian eye on corporate hubris, race relations, the drug trade and myriad other targets. (Aug.)
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From Booklist

Still on leave from his wildly inventive Thursday Next series (Something Rotten, 2004), Fforde offers a second entry in his wildly inventive Nursery Crime series (The Big Over Easy, 2005). The sadistic and superpowerful Gingerbreadman, nemesis of Jack Spratt, has escaped from St. Cerebellum's secure hospital for the criminally insane. Unfortunately, Spratt has been suspended pending psychological evaluation for his role in the Red Riding Hood fiasco. Though at first he resists doing "a plot device number twenty-six" and hunting for the Gingerbreadman on his own, eventually Spratt has no choice but to follow the rules of detective convention. All he and his mismatched team have to do is find the links between exploding extreme-cucumber-growers, a missing reporter nicknamed Goldilocks, a theme park called SommeWorld, and, oh yes, porridge dealers. Chockablock with puns, literary allusions, groanworthy asides, and playful dismantling of the police procedural--wearing its love for an almost-extinct form of children's literature like a tattoo--The Fourth Bear will appeal to fans of whimsy, silliness, or plain old nonsense. Keir Graff
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Product Details

• Audio CD
• Publisher: Penguin Audio; Unabridged edition (August 3, 2006)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0143058746
• ISBN-13: 978-0143058748
• Product Dimensions: 5.6 x 5.1 x 1.5 inches
• Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (57 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #634,146 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

• This is item 2 in The Nursery Crime Series.

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22 of 23 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh-out-loud funny... without ever becoming dumb, August 31, 2006

By	Esther Schindler (Scottsdale, AZ USA) - See all my reviews (TOP 100 REVIEWER)    (REAL NAME)

This review is from: The Fourth Bear: A Nursery Crime (Hardcover)

It's very hard for any author to be funny, and to stay funny for the length of a whole novel... much less for an ongoing series. Fforde achieves it by always having a clear sense of where he's going, even when the plot appears to have as little structure as a Marx Brothers movie or a Monty Python skit. Or, should I say, as little *apparent* structure.

The plots may be a little on the strange side -- we're talking here about a storyline based on the search for Goldilocks, which encompasses competitive cucumbers, the secret morals of the Easter Bunny, porridge allotments for bears, and a space alien who talks in binary -- but the characters become real people (or, uh, bears). You care about them, and before you know it, you _really_ want to know who is behind all of the intertwined events.

But mostly, Fforde is extremely funny. He never descends into dumbness or predictability, and just when you think he's set you up for one verbal pratfall, he takes the story in a wholly unexpected direction.

You *could* read this book without first reading the first in the Nursery Crime series; the story does stand on its own. However, I think you'll enjoy this one more if you read the earlier book first.

In either case, though -- this is a marvelous romp. Highly recommended for carbon-based life forms who wish a reason to laugh.

13 of 13 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Why *were* those bears sleeping apart, anyway?, August 3, 2006

By	David Roy (Vancouver, BC) - See all my reviews (TOP 500 REVIEWER)

This review is from: The Fourth Bear: A Nursery Crime (Hardcover)

Nursery Crimes detective Jack Spratt is back on the case in The Fourth Bear, and it's a much better book than the first one (The Big Over Easy). I really enjoyed the first book, but found myself not laughing as much as I would have liked. The second, however, solves that problem. There were many instances where I laughed for a while, enjoying Fforde's turn of phrase or a new concept. Virtually every one of my complaints from the first book disappeared as Fforde appears to have dropped them, or at least sidelined them. And the end of the book is even better, with the announcement that not only is Jack Spratt returning, but a new Thursday Next novel is coming out next year too!

The glory from Detective Spratt's solving of the Humpty Dumpty murder doesn't last long, especially after a series of mishaps in subsequent cases, such as the Red Riding Hood case, where unfortunately a few people were eaten by the wolf before the case was solved. But Spratt has more important things to worry about now. The sinister psychopath, The Gingerbread Man, has escaped from the mental asylum that Jack put him into twenty years ago, and he's going on a rampage. But Jack's not in charge of the investigation, having been ordered to take a psych evaluation. Instead, he follows up on the death of a reporter named Goldilocks, a friend to the huge bear population living in the area. After a gruesome discovery, Spratt and his partner, Mary Mary, move to uncover a sinister plot that may go extremely high up. But why does Jack keep happening upon the Gingerbread Man, and why does he leave Jack alive every time? Is he a cookie or a cake? And what do the intricacies of bear society, the illegal trafficking in black market porridge, and a theme park based on the Battle of the Somme have to do with each other? Jack may not survive to find out.

Fforde demonstrates his mastery of the absurd in The Fourth Bear, piling on the situations and incorporating multiple nursery rhymes and children's stories into an intricate tapestry that holds together remarkably well. He also moves the characters forward, dispensing with situations that were already dealt with in The Big Over Easy. Friedland Chymes, Jack's rival on the force, is gone (I figured he'd be back for the second novel). There is hardly a mention of the "the more famous and published a detective you are, the more likely you are to get a guilty verdict" idea that was prominent in the first book. These omissions strengthen the book, as the inclusion of either one would have dragged it down a bit. The publication idea was amusing throughout the first book, but I think that concept was worn out.

So what does The Fourth Bear have going for it? It still has the strong characterization of all the regulars. Jack is a very interesting character, quick of wit, slightly insane (you'd have to be to deal with the types of crimes the Nursery Crimes division does), and he has a few personal problems to deal with as well. Mary Mary is also wonderfully done, hitting it off with the alien Nursery Crimes officer and exposing a more personal side to her character. The other characters in the books are great too, with Fforde giving them just as much depth as they need to leap off the page. The various bears, the Gingerbread Man (wonderfully psychotic with a wit to match), the cops, even the incidental characters, almost all of them are fun to read about.

What make every Fforde book worth reading, however, are the concepts that he comes up with. The introduction to the book has a set piece in a village with the most well-behaved children in the country, because it's a village where the childhood warnings literally come true ("if you suck your thumb, the Scissor-Man will come and cut your thumb off"). Jack and the Nursery Crimes division have to trap the Scissor-Man, using a local family as bait. There are also the convoluted ways that bear society works, which Fforde manages to make perfectly understandable and which are also instrumental in figuring out what happened to Goldilocks. I loved the way that porridge is controlled because of what it does to bears, and what they often do to get more than their monthly quota. All of the chapter headings are entries in the "Bumper Book of Berkshire Records, 2004 edition," and most of them are hilarious as well.

Despite the weirdness, though, everything hangs together beautifully, resulting in a world that is coherent (if strange) and everything makes a weird sort of sense. Nursery rhyme and children's story characters can live and work amongst the populace, bears are the new minority with the government trying to protect them (a bill was recently tabled but voted down, called "The Right to Arm Bears").

There was only one real problem with the book, and that was the resolution of Jack's personal problems. It was a little too quick, and while it resulted in a funny turn on the whole "Punch and Judy" phenomenon (Punch and Judy are Jack's new neighbours, and they fight and make up constantly, fitting their roles from the popular stage show, but the book gives them a nice little twist at the end. Unfortunately, it's the only really good part of the resolution.

The Fourth Bear is hilarious novel, much better than The Big Over Easy. If you enjoyed that one, then you will really love this one. Fforde's let his imagination run wild again, and I loved the results. I'm anxiously awaiting the next ones.

David Roy

13 of 14 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars That's the way the gingerbread crumbles, August 20, 2006

By	Amanda Richards "Modest to the extreme" (Georgetown, Guyana) - See all my reviews (TOP 50 REVIEWER)    (REAL NAME)

This review is from: The Fourth Bear: A Nursery Crime (Hardcover)

Who'd have thought that those old nursery rhymes and fairy tales would have had so much going on behind the scenes? Fresh from their largely forgotten triumphs in "The Big Over Easy", Jack Spratt, Mary Mary and the rest of the Nursery Crime Division find themselves faced with new challenges.

The psychopathic killer known as the Gingerbread Man is loose, and true to his legend, he runs as fast as he can and you just can't catch him. Added to that, prize cucumbers are disappearing, mysterious explosions are vaporising chucks of real estate, Goldilocks is missing, and relationships with the bears are about to boil over due to porridge control issues.

Officially, Jack is off the case and in disgrace, and although Mary Mary takes over for a while, she is also busted on an overexposure charge. The Gingerbread Man case is given to David Copperfield, and there are no great expectations for solving it, but then again, you can't keep a good fictional character down for long.

If you thought that the DaVinci Code was startling, there are also many revelations in this book - a must-read if you want to know why the three bowls of porridge were at different temperatures, if gingerbread is a cake or a cookie, and why deals from used car salesmen are often too good to be true.


Amanda Richards, August 20, 2006