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Bad Teeth: A Novel Hardcover – March 25, 2014

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  • Hardcover: 320 pages
  • Publisher: New Harvest (March 25, 2014)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 054426200X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0544262003
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 1.1 x 8.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.6 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 2.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)
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I don’t even know where to begin with this review. This book contains four parts as the story moves from Brooklyn, to Bloomington, back and forth in time to Berkley and ending in Bakersfield. As we begin Judas is attempting to find a Tibetan author in the hopes of translating his next novel. Maybe he’s a plagiarist, maybe he’s a brilliant author-who’s to tell? The book meanders all over the country from there. I enjoyed how the flow moved overall from perspective to perspective and time and place. There were a few direct interjections into the book of the author speaking directly to the reader and those I found to be somewhat jarring. It was enough for me to switch man to woman, drunk to sober, city to city. I did not need this additional break in the flow-though the snarky comments about his own characters did make me laugh. Such as:

He went away feeling sorry for himself: seeing himself as Candide and wondering why he had even bothered moving here. But the reader shouldn’t feel too sorry for him, as he was ignoring all of the times in his life when he had been the one who had acted like a total dick to someone else. He tended to express his aggression more passively than Walter and his friends, of course, but at least they were open about who they were. Judas, on the other hand, pretended even to himself that he was sweet, romantic, and innocent when in fact he was just as competitive, lustful, and petty as any of them. Which is to say that he kind of deserved to have his finger broken.

The synopsis calls the parts “ a bohemian satire, a campus comedy, a stoner’s reverie, and a quadruple love story” and while I would say I found all of these but the love story in Bad Teeth, I think this could all be summed up as a bohemian satire.
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A fun read.
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I think this is a wonderful book, but I'll admit that I'm struggling to come up with a brief description of what the book is actually about. Of course, you can see the plot summary, but I can't help but feel that it doesn't quite capture the extent of what happens in this novel. It's a book about a loose collection of characters whose lives are basically intertwined, often in ways that they don't realize, orbiting around the main character (such as he is) Judas, and his search for the elusive Tibetan author.

Regardless of what else you get from this book, I think the actual stories that combine to make up the plot are captivating, funny, and often heartbreaking. I was very impressed at the way Mr. Long wove these stories together, so that plot threads that seemed to exist in different universes were eventually shown to be a part of a single, cohesive whole. The narrative is wonderful, entertaining and satisfying, but it wasn't what I enjoyed most about the book.

Many of the characters in Bad Teeth are just trying to work out what makes them happy and fulfilled and how to try and make that happen. I'm not sure that this a universal problem in our culture today, but I do think it's endemic among the sort of student/artist/intellectual class that makes up many of this book's cast of characters (and, I think I'd wager, its readership). In this way, it's a book about people trying to make sense of how to live their lives. Which I guess is a description that can probably be applied pretty fairly to almost all of literature.

This was what really spoke to me, because Mr. Long is superb in the brief moments of thoughtful contemplation that the events of the plot provoke.
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Bad Teeth is a post-modern novel that isn't pretentious or self-indulgent. Whether you like them or not (a decision not forced on you by the author), the characters are real and knowable and unknowable in the ways that people can be known or unknown, respectively. The starkness with which the characters' depth manifest through their actions (physical actions or conscious thought) challenges the reader to make his or her own judgements about the world within the novel and the reader's own world. The author's use of language is masterful and there isn't a wasted word, even though not every word or seeming story arc leads to what you expect or, in some cases, anything specific. The patience, subtlety and intricacy of the novel are ambitious and, on that level, Bad Teeth accomplishes its goals. The sophomore effort of the author is raw and elegant in ways that makes me think that this may be his Ziggy Stardust in what I anticipate being a successful career.
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There is a subset of works of fiction that I think of as 'books that make me want to write.' They are rare and special, and Dustin Long's 'Bad Teeth' is definitely one of them.

Other reviewers have covered the plot, but I'll add that the kaleidoscopic, shifting narrative, which jumps seamlessly from subjectivity to subjectivity and city to city, is a lot of fun to read, in part because it strikes me as having been fun to write; the author's love of words and ideas (and maybe of life itself) shines through.

People who've read Pynchon won't be able to miss a certain Pynchonesque flavor to the prose here; no doubt there are many other references that have sailed over my head. Proponents of a certain Brooklyn-based literary magazine may recognize parties they've attended.

'Bad Teeth' is a pleasure to read. The writing has a grace and ease that make it seem to have flowed onto the page painlessly and fully-formed, but anyone who's tried to write at all knows that such apparent seamlessness is the product of one combination only: hard work and mad skill.
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