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What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding: A Reassuring Month-by-Month Guide for the Father-to-Be, Whether He Wants Advice or Not(3rd Edition) Paperback – May 1, 2012

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  • Paperback: 176 pages
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing; 3 edition (May 1, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1449418465
  • ISBN-13: 978-1449418465
  • Product Dimensions: 5.4 x 0.6 x 8.4 inches
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  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (398 customer reviews)
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5.0 out of 5 starsFirst Month: Buy this book
By A Customer on October 1, 2002
Format: Paperback
It took me too long to finish this book ... because my wife kept stealing it since it was a lot more fun than any of her pregnancy books! However, I just finished this easy read, and I couldn't help but recommend this to fathers-to-be.
Let's be clear: this isn't an instruction manual or anything to take too seriously. It is a very fun, month-by-month account of pregnancy.
For the people who gave it low ratings, maybe you were looking for too much out of it ... this book isn't going to stop your wife's morning sickness and it isn't going to teach you the secret to triple your income before the baby is born. However, it might lighten what can be a time of emotional highs and lows, filled with fear, ecstasy, anxiety and elation, often all at the same time.
Seriously, there are plenty of good books out there which give great suggestions for how to handle the upcoming changes in your lives. Check out "The Expectant Father" or books of that ilk ... but to loosen up a little bit and have fun while getting involved in the pregnancy, get this book. Just don't read any of it to your wife until you've finished it, or you won't see it until she's finished reading it herself.
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5.0 out of 5 starsA very, very funny book
By John Rosevear on February 18, 1999
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Brilliantly done comic relief for the overstressed expectant father who is a little burned out on pregnancy info. Each month of pregnancy has its own chapter, and each chapter begins with "what she'll be complaining about this month". The book probably doesn't have tons of useful info, and shouldn't be approached that way, but it is very funny and does serve to get you into the right mindset. If you're a newly-pregnant woman, and your partner is resisting the harder reading, start him off with this one. THEN give him the hard stuff...
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2.0 out of 5 starsmake sure you know what you want from the book
By A Customer on July 27, 2002
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I gave this book 2 stars because, although it was not for me, I am willing to accpet some people may like it. I am excited, scared and very curious about my wife's pregnancy. I have never seen her look prettier and happier. I bought the book thinking it might give me the "inside story" to the secrets and mysteries of the mother of my child. I wanted to know what I could do to make these 9 months the best experience for her. What I got was a --humorous?-- vision of the torture it is for a man to have a pregnant wife. It was no help at all; it was offensive and embarassing.
My wife, however, thought it was funny. She has an amazing sense of humor, I guess. She gave it to our neighbors, who are also expecting their first child, and they loved it. Like they love Dave Barry and The Far Side books.
I guess what I'm saying is: if you want to laugh like you would watching Seinfeld, then sure. This is it. If you want to understand your wife better, or find out how to make her life easier during the time she carries and nurtures your child, then look somewhere else.
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1.0 out of 5 starsBitter much???
By JenCO on August 6, 2012
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Bought this for my husband because this is his first baby and I thought it would help him through...he was very put off on how men came across in this book. It was bitter and rude. And he didn't like how non-involved and uncaring it made men seem. He stopped reading it and it went to the garage sale pile. LOL I can see the humor in it more than he can, but it is definitly not a teaching/helpful book. It depicts women as crazy and self-centered. Women may be crazy when pregnant, self-centered?...anything but. We are making a person! Its a lot of work.
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2.0 out of 5 starsThis book scared my husband
By A Customer on March 30, 2000
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If your husband is even the slightest bit jumpy, and worries about all of the bad things related to pregnancy (money, etc.), then by all means, keep this book away from him. After reading the first two or three pages, I noticed my husband become paler and paler. I thought the book was perfectly fine, and kinda funny, but I guess this is proof that this is not the book for every husband.
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4.0 out of 5 starsVery funny
By A Customer on January 31, 2000
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Unlike most of these attempts at humor and parody, this book is actually very funny. It's a good parody of What to Expect When You're Expecting, but you'll also find it funny even if you haven't read that book. My wife laughed a lot when she read it too.
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1.0 out of 5 starsWell below the reading level of 7th grade sex ed.
By Grant Cothran on October 5, 2015
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If you're a grown man who doesn't giggle when he hears the word "vagina," this is probably not the book for you.

This is a joke book. Let me rephrase that: it's a waste of time, at a point in your life when you may not have a lot of extra free time to read joke books that aren't even funny. Dave Barry isn't very funny - but at least he never dispensed medical advice.

My main problem with this book is that the author thinks he's so clever, he's inserted moronic "joke" articles between the meat - and even with those, added a lot of cornball filler to get it to 150 double-spaced pages.

Silver Lining: ordering this "book" will motivate you to learn Amazon's return policy.
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5.0 out of 5 starsA Very Funny Parody
By A Customer on April 19, 2004
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This book had my husband and me laughing hysterically. While it does contain some useful tips and some factual information on the stages of pregnancy, it's more of a mood-lifter. It teaches many funny lessons on what to say, and what NOT to say to your pregnant wife, how to learn to maneuver her through a crowded restaurant (practice with an upright mattress), and the basic food groups of the pregnant woman. This is not a serious book, but it certainly helped us to lighten up an emotionally challenging period of our pregnancy. The previous reviewers who didn't like this book are taking themselves WAY too seriously! I highly recommend it for good laughs together.
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This book was a waste of money and absolutely ridiculous! They try to make it "funny" for the man but they also tell them they don't need to go to any appointments with you... Read more

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