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Unicorns Are Jerks: A Coloring Book Exposing the Cold, Hard, Sparkly Truth Paperback – August 29, 2012

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  • Paperback: 40 pages
  • Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform; Csm edition (August 29, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1477468528
  • ISBN-13: 978-1477468524
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.1 x 11 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (780 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #892 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 starsTrue colors finally revealed
By C. Boustead on January 28, 2013
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This coloring book saved my business. Our firm was on the verge of hiring a unicorn as our new public relations rep. At first, it seemed like a dream come true, what with his magical rainbow mane and shimmering eyes but then after reading this book, we decided to do a little more digging on our potential new hire. I'm so glad we did! This guy turned out to be a notorious ringleader in a human trafficking scandal! Bad news folks! He was using his irresistable horn to lure young children away into a life of depravity and abuse! We owe everything to this important publication. It's really so much more than a coloring book, it's a public service announcement. Don't trust unicorns! Period!

I think it's about time these menaces to society are revealed for who they really are!
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5.0 out of 5 starsSpeaks the Truth!
By Wandrwoman TOP 500 REVIEWERVINE VOICE on December 14, 2012
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Yeah. I dated a Unicorn once and he was a real jerk! Thought his horn was all that....and believe me, it wasn't. I learned my lesson. Open your eyes, people!
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4.0 out of 5 starsYep, they're jerks.
By Peggy Brownstein on February 20, 2013
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The unicorns are indeed jerks. Moreover, as a word of caution, when reading the book backwards you will find the Manifesto of the Communist Party.
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5.0 out of 5 starsDolphins are just as bad!!!
By Nick Napier on January 13, 2013
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I art work in this is hilarious. It's current, and not too "over -the -top" to where it becomes inappropriate for the kids. My 10 year old loved it.
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5.0 out of 5 starsUnicorns are jerks
By CupcakeAlice on January 27, 2015
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Fun for all! I'm a child at heart and I enjoy coloring, this is a great alternative to kids coloring books I've pretty much colored all the pages already!
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5.0 out of 5 starsUnicorns lie!
By cpcville on February 25, 2013
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Unicorns are jerks! They always lie about the size of their horns, and they leave "rainbows" all over the place. Not Relationship Material.
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4.0 out of 5 starsHilarious!
By Torr Z. on January 18, 2013
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I bought this as a gift for a friend, and it's hilarious! I wish it was double-sided, but I'll assume that's the fault of the jerk Unicorns.
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5.0 out of 5 starsWho invented the annoying fake horn-rimmed glasses and skinny jeans for hipsters
By Catherine on October 18, 2014
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Unicorns are a public menace. What animals carry Ebola? Unicorns. Who didn't rewind all those VHS tapes in the 90s? Unicorns. Who takes up the handicapped parking? Unicorns. Who invented the annoying fake horn-rimmed glasses and skinny jeans for hipsters? Unicorns. Who pays college football players for signatures and puts them on EBay? Unicorns. Who outsourced tech support to non-English speaking countries? Unicorns. Who makes commercials louder? Unicorns. Who makes the last bit of whipped cream stay in the bottom of the can? Unicorns. Invenor or infomercials and the giant Bluetooth earpieces? Unicorns. What jerks.
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5.0 out of 5 starsMakes a great gift

This book is adorable! I frequently give it as a gift and everyone loves it!

Published 9 hours ago by Krausely
5.0 out of 5 starshilarious

Best purchase ever

Published 2 days ago by koryssa Rice
5.0 out of 5 starsHilarious coloring book that kids and adults might both love. More...

Hilarious coloring book that kids and adults might both love. More creative than the typical adult coloring book with just a bunch of swear words randomly in there for shock... Read more

Published 3 days ago by Katie
5.0 out of 5 starsUnicorns are Jerks

This coloring book is great, and really shows the true side of unicorns. I have yet to find another book that accurately depicts unicorns in all their jerkiness.

Published 4 days ago by Amanda Marie
5.0 out of 5 starsFive Stars

So funny!

Published 4 days ago by Jodie Kleinbaum
5.0 out of 5 starsUnicorns aren't ALWAYS jerks. ;)

This coloring book cracks me up. I color while I'm at work from time to time and my coworkers always ask me what the next page is. Read more

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3.0 out of 5 starsIve had worse

Decent coloring book, not very many pictures. Pages not double sided /:

Published 7 days ago by Kali ginther
5.0 out of 5 starsLove coloring

Really fun coloring book. I am almost done with all the pages. Hilarious and well thought out.

Published 7 days ago by Princess
5.0 out of 5 starsConspiracy Theory? No. Truth? Yes!

This is possibly the greatest colouring book ever!! The message that it conveys is something that all peoples everywhere need to hear. Read more

Published 7 days ago by Diamond
5.0 out of 5 starsSo glad I bought this.

Bought this as a birthday gift for my teenage daughter along with a unicorn mask and some other fun unicorn items. She could not stop laughing. Great book!

Published 7 days ago by Robin Wray

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