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The Ten (2007)

Starring: Jessica Alba, Oliver Platt Rating: R (Restricted) Format: DVD
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (69 customer reviews)


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  • Actors: Jessica Alba, Oliver Platt, Winona Ryder, Famke Janssen, Janeane Garofalo
  • Format: Anamorphic, Color, Dolby, DTS Surround Sound, DVD, NTSC, Subtitled, Surround Sound, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Subtitles: Spanish
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rating: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: City Lights
  • DVD Release Date: January 15, 2008
  • Run Time: 96 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (69 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B00005JPXC
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #19,436 in Movies & TV (See Bestsellers in Movies & TV)
  • For more information about "The Ten" visit the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)

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It's inevitable that a director with a sketch-comedy background, like The State's David Wain, would make a movie comprised of sketches. Written with his Wet Hot American Summer collaborator Ken Marino, The Ten brings the Big Man's commandments to life via 10 mini-movies or "stories," as host Paul Rudd calls them. (Rudd is joined by Famke Janssen, as his wife, and Jessica Alba, as his girlfriend.) The narratives rarely play out in a predictable manner, but laughs are in surprisingly short supply (possibly because each runs a few beats longer than necessary). Still, it's fun to see so many actors cast against type. In "Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of the Lord Thy God in Vain," Gretchen Mol's 35-year-old virgin falls for Justin Theroux's Mexican carpenter, while in "Thou Shalt Not Steal," Winona Ryder's newlywed falls for a ventriloquist's dummy--and runs off with the little wooden man. Unlike Krysztof Kieslowski's Decalogue, the acclaimed dramatic series inspired by the same source material, Wain and Marino have no trenchant observations to offer about modern morality. Their aim is to amuse. If that means references to prison rape ("Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife" with Marino and The Daily Show's Rob Corddry) and loose bowels (Aaron Augenblick's "Lying Rhino," the only animated vignette), so be it. As a reinvention of retro sketch fests, like Kentucky Fried Movie, The Ten falls short, but it's worth a look for the cast, which includes Liev Schreiber, Adam Brody, and Oliver Platt. --Kathleen C. Fennessy


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No one will mistake Jeff Reigert (Paul Rudd) for Moses or even Charlton Heston, but they all have something in common. Like Moses and Heston, Jeff's job is to introduce the world to the Ten Commandments. But, in David Wain's loopy comedy The Ten, he is not exactly the picture of virtue...In fact, surrounded as he is by gigantic replicas of the famous stone tablets, the genial host to this special presentation is so busy juggling wife Gretchen (Famke Janssen) and girlfriend (Jessica Alba) that he can barely get through a single commandment without breaking one himself. But that venality is part of the charm of this amiable, outrageous and frequently hilarious biblical parody. Wain and Marino use the commandments as an excuse to indulge in ridiculous, often surreal and sometimes tasteless humor... it lives up to the one unbendable commandment of comedy: It's funny. - Pam Grady, San Francisco Chronicle

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23 of 25 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Cinema of the Absurd, October 6, 2007
There are many mediocre films in the world. And then there are brilliant ones. Often the brilliant films are ones of which it is said "Either you'll love it or you'll hate it." This is said frequently of trademark filmmakers like Wes Anderson, Sofia Coppola, and Darren Aronofsky.

I hesitate to include David Wain in the class with the above, because he certainly doesn't subscribe himself to a league of serious artists. But his works (Stella, Wet Hot American Summer, The State, and The Ten) do have a trademark to them, a quite brilliant one. I've tried to give serious thought to what it is that makes his films work so well, and finally settled that it is a brilliant mix of the dedicated parody and the absurd non sequitur.

In his work we often see him take a cinematic staple and put it to the situational test. In "The Ten" we are given multiple treatments of a traditional story with a situational twist: a young man's values are put to the test when he becomes a Hollywood superstar; two sons wonder about their true father; lovers fall apart as one of them begins to fall for another. In the hands of filmmakers over time these stories have been given a genre treatment that has led to certain expectations. We expect the sweeping musical score, the intense close up, the slow motion, the emotional dialogue. In the hands of Wain the sequence is the same, but the situational elements are turned on their head. Specific story elements become non sequiturs, chosen under the criteria that they have as little to do with the cohesive theme as possible: the young man's fame comes from him being stuck in a hole in the ground; the sons are told their father is actually Arnold Schwarzeneggar, and instead of reuniting them they are introduced to a Schwarzeneggar impersonator; the lovers turn out to be two quite masculine prison inmates who end up arguing as if they were on a soap opera.

This abuse of genre is definitely Wain's strong point. It would be difficult, after becoming used to his style to trust him with something more sincerely emotional. In fact, the very vignette which works least in "The Ten" is the one where he is the least satirical and the most original - "The Lying Rhino." Though it is a brilliant animation, and absurd, it is the only one with a complete absence of any reference to make it relatable. However, within his trademark element Wain takes the most established cinematic traditions and lovingly butchers them to a point where an audience member can no longer even watch "Law and Order" or "Oz" without scoffing at sincerity of the characters.

Going to a place beyond the slapstick parody, Wain actually adopts the storytelling techniques of the genre, wedding it to a completely absurd reality taken as far as possible. There is no winking. There is no nudging. It is truly sincere. This results in humorous irony in its purest form, taking Wain's work to a place beyond comedy - closer to Dadaism - and yet more accessible than high art - given rapid fire jokes and an approachable premise.

That said, if you are unfamiliar with David Wain, you definitely have to come to The Ten with a complete absence of expectations. Appreciation comes only with acceptance.
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39 of 46 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Flashes of brilliance...not for the humorless or the squeamish, August 16, 2007
By Russell J. Coller Jr. (Washington, DC-- the Murder Capital, see our Morgue !!!) - See all my reviews
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In a mass-media, mass-consumption, perpetual self-improvement society, a whole bunch of "Thou shalt nots..." are rather passe' (to say the least.) This movie had about 25-30 laugh-out-loud moments in a 75% full theater. Each of the 10 sketches has elements of bad taste (of course) along the lines of South Park / Family Guy / Reno 9-11 / Daily Show, but in the end a laugh is a laugh is a laugh. The cast includes some big-time heavy-hitters: the shocking Justin Theroux as Our Lord (who will 'get around to' the Apocalypse... eventually) and the hillarious Rob Cordry as a prisoner who seeks true 'love'. ...Only for the well-read, open minded, movie-goer who is repelled by political correctness. Gretchen Mol, Winona Ryder and Jessica Alba never looked better.
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19 of 21 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars WWJD?, October 28, 2007
By Jason L. Curtis (New York, NY) - See all my reviews
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'The Ten', directed and written by David Wain of MTV's 'The State', is an often hilarious, consistently humorous, grow-on-you film. Wain and pretty much everyone who was in 'Wet Hot American Summer' join some heavyweights including the emerging comedic genius, Paul Rudd, Jessica Alba, Adam Brody, Winona Ryder, Famke Janssen, Liev Schreiber, Oliver Platt, and, yes, even Ron Silver.

I heard there is a theory that the movie is funniest the tenth time you watch it. How titularly appropriate.

Buy this movie if for no other reason than to own the hottest Savior Sex ever recorded on film. Or for the hottest puppet sex...
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4.0 out of 5 stars Fun for the whole family. Well, not really.
Not as funny as Wet Hot American Summer, but still worth watching, The State fans will love it.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Paul Rudd Used to = Comedy Gold
This is my first review, and I use Amazon reviews for 100% of the items I buy online so I try to head warnings when they are there. Read more
Published 4 months ago by K. Johnson

5.0 out of 5 stars Randomly Fantastic!
I ran across this movie on video on demand. My roomate and I laughed so hard we were crying. Our favorite is "thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife," but they are all... Read more
Published 4 months ago by msmugler

5.0 out of 5 stars David Wain Doesn't Disappoint
David Wain, Ken Marino, and Paul Rudd do incredible work together. All three of their voices are very evident and if you're a fan of any of them, you'll like this... Read more
Published 5 months ago by Caroline Anderson

1.0 out of 5 stars Suckular at best
Luckily, my boyfriend picked this up in the $5 bin at a discount store. If he had spent anymore on this soon-to-be door stopper, I would be irate. Read more
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1.0 out of 5 stars Anyone thinks this is funny, has no idea what funny is.
This movie starts out in such a stupid, asinine way that I couldn't
bare to watch any more. Hollywood sucks big time when it comes to comedy. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Steven Shaw

1.0 out of 5 stars They Better Hope There Are No DVD Players on Judgment Day
I have no idea what kind of audience this movie was made for.

It's called THE TEN because it is supposedly satirizing the Ten Commandments, but it's painfully... Read more
Published 9 months ago by The JuRK

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarous
This movie is something I probably never would have discovered on my own. A good friend of mine is really in to indie films, and this one was playing at our local indie film... Read more
Published 10 months ago by S. Abmeyer

1.0 out of 5 stars Surprisingly Bad!
I must agree with another poster... I rarely bother to post, but this one was so disappointing that I feel obliged to give fair warning to others. Read more
Published 14 months ago by James M Barker

1.0 out of 5 stars He who watches breaks all ten
The irreverent handling of The Commandments by this writer and cast is simply blasphemy. If you believe in the Lord who gave us these laws, I strongly warn you to pass over this... Read more
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