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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
so-so, June 17, 2009
How do you go from Hannah Montana to giving birth do a demon child for Satan? That's what Alison Brie has done. In "Born," she is the pawn in an attempt by one of hell's demons (Kane Hodder) to regain his soul. Essentially, if he can get his sister pregnant with a demon child, have her kill six people, and then present the child to Satan, he believes he will be freed from the thirteenth level of hell, where he enjoys employment as a torturer.
The first part of his deal works, and soon Mary Elizabeth (Brie) is pregnant, having gained 15 pounds during the first night. She is, it is verified, a virgin, and so the church sends a priest to spy on her. Gradually, her fetus grows (as we see repeatedly on ultrasound), and Mary Elizabeth begins to claim the victims her fetus requires. Meanwhile, two blond twins (Julie Costello and Shawnie Costello wander about silently, wearing silver gowns in the first half of the movie and nothing in the second half. No, their presence is never really explained.
"Born" is a lackluster addition to the long list of movies featuring demon children (and other things that shouldn't come out of humans), a list that includes The Omen and sequels, It's Alive and sequels, Begotten, First Born, Rosemary's Baby, Masters of Horror - Pro-Life, and many others. I'd recommend going with one of the films in this list.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Labor Pains, August 22, 2009
Having a baby is no easy task. If your baby happens to be a demon child, you can't even imagine what you're in for. "Born" is a D-level horror film that attempts to capture that experience.
A young virgin awakes one morning and is miraculously pregnant with a demon child. The father of said devil baby is one of hell's demons, who needs the child to be born so he can regain his soul. What unfolds during the hour and forty minutes of labor (pun intended) is never truly explained.
"Born" is a mediocre horror film at best. The potential was there for this film to be much better than average. But, the poorly written dialogue, sub par acting and numerous plot holes were to overwhelming to go unnoticed.
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1.0 out of 5 stars
Should Never Have Been BORN, September 30, 2009
As with most of today's movies in the horror genre, this one has plenty of gore for fans. The storyline was not as predictable as I thought, but the acting destroyed the movie for me; along with the cheesy special effects. Kane Hodder today's superstar boogeyman, was at least interesting to watch without a hockey mask or distorted makeup. The lead, Alison Brie, just isn't strong enough to carry the movie, particularly a bad one. Veteran Denise Crosby has done better work. Actually, she is the only good performance in the movie next to Hodder.
I don't recommend this film. The explicit use of gore is used as a substitute for tension and interest from a shoddy script. The scenes with the heroine talking for the demonic baby are unintentionally campy and hilarious.
I'm glad I rented it for only a buck. Otherwise, I would have felt really cheated.
I gave it one star because Amazon has nothing lower. A total zero.
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