Spoiled Rotten America CD [Abridged][Audiobook] (Audio CD)

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Demonstrating his skill as a top-notch comedian, Miller glides effortlessly through this audiobook with perfect emphasis and expression. Whether he's contemplating the loss of heroic art, facing dreadful foot massages, debating the concept of sequels or bemoaning the loss of a dishwasher, Miller winds his comedic and rambling essays through a series of hoops, often building to a cathartic albeit humorous climax that leaves listeners looking beyond the humor. The core of this audiobook is Miller's aspiration for authenticity. The sincerity of his words cannot be understated when he takes a more serious tone in these essays expressing why he is outraged at everyday life. Unfortunately, this abridgement denies listeners the enjoyment of all 17 essays and the second to last piece proves a disappointing choice. This elaboration of his famous "five levels of drinking" falls flat compared to his other pieces. The final short chapter capitalizes on a running gag throughout the book, ending on a good note.
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Like Kofi Annan, Larry Miller is one of the most irresistible comic personalities working today. Known for years as an actor, writer, comedian, and sexual pioneer, he’s gained a new following as a cultural commentator and frequent guest on political shows. Now, in Spoiled Rotten America, he fixes his gaze on what’s funny about our daily lives--which includes, roughly speaking, everything. From middle-aged drinking ("When you’re in your twenties, you can drink all night and bungee-jump off a bridge the next day. If I drank all night, I’d want to go off that bridge without the cord") to the excesses of our eating habits ("This is why the world hates us: the size of the portions we order. Thank God they’ve never shown us eating on Al Jazeera—that would be the end of it"), Miller finds the silver lining of absurdity within every black cloud.

Ultimately, though, Spoiled Rotten America is more than just the average yukfest. It’s an insightful, and surprisingly heartfelt, plea for us to notice what’s best and worst about ourselves. "The American pendulum only swings to extremes," he writes. "The news is on all day, but we know less and less; there’s music in every mall, but we don’t hear it; everyone has a phone but nothing to say. The chubbiest of us have the strictest diets, because we can’t learn to modulate and moderate. It’s all or nothing. One bite of a cookie, and suddenly you’re on a plane to Vegas with a hooker. To the Cranky Nitpickers of America—a club I’d join in a second if I weren’t already its president—it’s long been understood that the world is going to Hell in a handbasket.

"What better time for a collection of seventeen comic essays?"

What better time indeed. --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

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Product Details

• Audio CD
• Publisher: HarperAudio; Abridged edition (October 3, 2006)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0060823445
• ISBN-13: 978-0060823443
• Product Dimensions: 5.8 x 5.2 x 0.8 inches
• Shipping Weight: 1.6 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #1,226,830 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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30 of 32 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh-outloud funny, but wait - it's great writing, too!, October 5, 2006

By	Paul Engel (Sherman Oaks, CA USA) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

This review is from: Spoiled Rotten America: Outrages of Everyday Life (Hardcover)

That Larry Miller is a crafty one all right. You think you're reading a book of comic essays but then it suddenly dawns on you: this is really good! Impressive! It's got my brain - and my heart - pumping. How'd he do that?

I'll tell you how. This is intelligent writing that speaks to his core. Miller is not going for the short-term cheap laugh. Well, at least most times. But in order for the humor to kick in, the message has to traverse deep through the brain and take surprising twists through the heart first. So when the laugh hits, it's a full-body slam.

One device he uses is simple: he respects you. He respects that you're a smart person, that you're educated, and that you're decent. It helps if you have a love for history and classic movies. I must admit that I don't get every reference he throws in, but let me ask you this: outside of reading Sarah Vowell, how many books are you going to read that reference the Whiskey Rebellion?

Another aspect of these essays is how, at their core, they are very sweet. Not sickening sweet, just plain ol' sweet. A kind of sweet from a different grainy era, before color was invented.

One more thing: the book is also filled with life lessons Miller has learned and one chapter in particular, about the yogurt, should be required reading for a certain resident at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. And I don't mean the cafeteria worker.

35 of 39 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars This is not only delightful writing and fun reading, it is wonderfully funny!, October 5, 2006

By	Craig Matteson (Ann Arbor, MI) - See all my reviews (TOP 50 REVIEWER)

This review is from: Spoiled Rotten America: Outrages of Everyday Life (Hardcover)

I love Larry Miller. Ever since I heard his "Five Levels of Drinking" years ago, and his comment that woman is the most powerful magnet in the universe and all men are cheap metal, well, I knew we had found a mind that could tell the funny truth. This is not a simple thing. Most of what is passed off as comedy is just awful and obscene twaddle that gets laughs by punching the audience in the gut. The laughs are more explosive exhalations than expressions of delight and joy. Miller brings delight and joy.

And he can write. This is another talent that is not pulled off easily. Most books by comics are not funny. It is one thing to get a microphone, stand on a stage, and curse at people for an hour. Writing it down is similar to being drunk, coming up with profound insights and writing them down for humanity. The next day, if you can even read the writing, you are embarrassed at what you wrote. How can it be that this wonderful insight is inane and too stupid for a twelve year old to take seriously? Well, the power of booze to addle the brain. The point is, that saying funny things on stage is a much different talent than writing funny. Miller can do both. Although his stage act is more literary than most.

I don't know how much Miller drinks in real life, and maybe he milks that cow a bit much, but he uses language beautifully well and provides us things to enjoy on a few levels. Let's start with the stories he tells. They are funny. Well, a few are poignant, but even there he gets some funny observations in along the way. He even gets a few lines in that are quite memorable. In discussing a friend of his who had been sober for quite awhile through the alcoholics anonymous program and then fell off the wagon and then got back on, he notes that his friend told him, "There is nothing worse than a bellyful of liquor and a head full of AA." I am sure that is not original with Miller or his friend, but it is still a great line. At another point Miller notes that, "money can't make stupid people smart, but it often makes smart people stupid". I mean, AMEN. You've seen this, right? Even lived through it?

This book had me laughing out loud almost every page. Another of its delights is Miller's making little references to old movies, political figures, Greek, Roman, and Hebrew writings, and literature (Dickens more than once). You will just read over them if you don't know what he is referring to, but it is quite nice the way he works in "with the same glee as Madame De Farge waiting for the next blade to fall" when discussing his delight at watching little league foul balls land on the cars in the parking lot (including his own). This makes for fun reading because you can keep your brain on and this makes laughing even more joyful. When your brain is awake and can still find that things are funny, well, it doesn't get much better.

The book covers many delightful topics including the aforementioned drinking (with the official version of the "Five Levels of Drinking"), teaching his kids that Lou Costello is funny (great parenting advice, by the way), Brooks Brothers (his preference) versus Saks (his wife's preference), indoor golfing against a newly and expensively plastered wall, Moses discussing the absolute ban on adultery with God for those 40 days, wishing Merry Christmas (from the point of view of a Jew - as he puts it), and a lot more including a wonderfully touching story about his old friend in comedy, Jerry Allen, who died too young. Of course, one might argue that dying at any age is too young, but we know that under forty or thirty or twenty is really too young.

This is one great read and it is so much fun to laugh even though the people around you might make rude comments. Of course, I don't read much comedy (for the reasons I mention above), but this is REALLY good.

Enjoy!

15 of 18 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Absolute Joy, October 10, 2006

By	Lilly W. - See all my reviews

This review is from: Spoiled Rotten America: Outrages of Everyday Life (Hardcover)

I have always enjoyed Larry Miller's stand up, and now I am delighted to find his point of view in book form. I love his take on marriage and family (his wife is a hoot!) to the everyday nonsense that we all do. I feel this book is very relatable and smart -- even though there where times I didn't understand one of his many historical refrences, I still understood what he was saying. Mr. Miller is a terrific writer, who is not afraid to reveal all sides of his personality. If you want a good laugh, then get this book! You will not be dissapointed.