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by Roald Dahl (Author) "neither of these things. Mr. Twit was a twit..." (more)
Key Phrases: sticky glue, monkey cage, Roly-Poly Bird, Bird Pie, The Big Dead Tree
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Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly
In Dahl's typically outre outing, the repulsive, misanthropic Mr. and Mrs. Twit become the target of revenge by the Mugglewump monkeys--who have finally had enough. Ages 7-11.
Copyright 1991 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

From School Library Journal
Grade 2-4-Actor Simon Callow tackles one of Roald Dahl's most gruesome stories (Puffin, pap. 1998) with relish in this gleefully naughty audiobook. Mr. and Mrs. Twit are two of the most disgusting, nasty, and horrid characters in children's literature, from their repulsive looks (the story opens with a long, detailed description of Mr. Twit's unkempt beard) to the mean and horrible tricks they play on one another (Mrs. Twit enjoys hiding her glass eyeball in unexpected places and lacing the spaghetti with worms; Mr. Twit works for weeks to convince his wife that she has "The Shrinks"). Callow captures the dry humor of Dahl's narrative voice perfectly, and creates appropriately nasty voices for Mr. and Mrs. Twit as well. Unfortunately, the thick accents and loud tones of these voices often mean that the dialogue is difficult to understand. Still, Callow's able narration brings Dahl's ironic sensibilities to life, and a sense of satisfaction is inevitable when the terrible Twits come to an appropriately gruesome end.
Kathleen Kelly MacMillan, Maryland School for the Deaf, Columbus
Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to the Audio Cassette edition.

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Product Details

  • Reading level: Ages 9-12
  • Paperback: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Puffin (June 1, 1998)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0141301074
  • ISBN-13: 978-0141301075
  • Product Dimensions: 7.5 x 5 x 0.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 3.5 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (135 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #389,189 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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20 of 20 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A Disgusting, Funny, and Exciting Book, December 14, 1999
By Jasmine Quiroz (Cambridge, MA) - See all my reviews
Hi, I'm a ten year old girl who has read the book The Twits, by Roald Dahl. It's disgusting in a way, exciting, and funny. The BFG was as good as The Twits, but it wasn't disgusting. The Twits are people that have three monkeys. They hate children. They make bird pie. Mrs. Twit has a glass eye. Mr. Twit has food in his beard which was very long. I would recommend this book to people that like funny, exciting, and disgusting books.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Worth the read , September 18, 2006
By Norliza Ismail "The Librarian" (Seria, Kuala Belait Brunei Darussalam) - See all my reviews
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Just the title, THE TWITS, attracted me to this particular book, and with an illustration in the front cover, who wouldn't be curious! It was another coincidence when I picked up to read this book when it was Roald Dahl's Day!

THE TWITS is the story of a couple of, well, twits! Mr Twit is has a nasty, unhygenic, ugly beard and Mrs Twit could be recognized by her glass eye, who lived in a windowless house. They have four pet monkeys, and a huge dead tree where they catch the birds for their weekly bird pie. to past time, they love to play tricks on each other.

When enough is enough, the four monkeys strategize a plan to turn the tables on the Twits with an interesting plan.

I must admit, the best part of this book, was the part where it says, no matter how you look like physically, if you're a good person, it would shine through and that would makes you a beautiful person.

THE TWITS is a really good read and people in every ages should try pick up this book and take you time to read it. It is worth your time.
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Grossly funny, February 17, 2005
In one of those strange coincidences of life, I happened to be reading recently about the upcoming movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", and noticed that it was based on a story by Roald Dahl. This was of course after I read everything the article said about Johnny Depp, but I digress.

Shortly after that, I picked up a copy of the movie "James and the Giant Peach" - also from a book by the same author.

The final piece fell into place when I attended a book sale, and came across a table of books in the children's section, and lo and behold, there was a selection of books by Roald Dahl, all in readable print with the cute little "Puffin" logo on them.

Needless to say, the cashier thinks I have a lot of kids who like to read, as I didn't exactly let on that I was buying this huge pile of children's books for myself.

This book is a lightning-quick read, even for a child, and it's full of gross hygiene deficiencies, practical jokes and mischievous monkeys. Mr. Twit has the nastiest, ugliest beard known to mankind, the only thing nastier and uglier being Mrs. Twit with her glass eye. They take pleasure in playing horrible practical jokes on each other, being unpleasant to their four pet monkeys, and catching birds to make bird pie.

Of course, nasty people cannot be expected to come to a good end, and the monkeys craftily strategize to turn the tables on the horrible couple.

The underlying moral here is that no matter what you look like physically, if you have good thoughts, they will shine right through and make you a beautiful person, and of course the opposite also unfortunately applies.

Be nice to someone today and let the sunlight stream from your face.

Amanda Richards, February 17, 2005
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! (a student's review)
The Twits is a very funny book. It's about a wife and a husband who are really mean. But I can't say more because the rest is a spoiler. It was really, really, really funny.
Published 2 months ago by A. Clements

5.0 out of 5 stars A Book I Love and Would Recommend
The book Twits by Roald Dahl is a great book! The main part in the main event concerns two mean twins. They are mean to little kids but mostly to each othert. Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars A Book I Love and Would Recommend
The book Twits by Roald Dahl is a great book! The main part in the main event concerns two mean twins. They are mean to little kids but mostly to each othert. Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars An Enjoyable Read for the Home and the Classroom
The Twits are the meanest and nastiest couple in the world, but when Mugglewump and Pollywolly bird seek their vengeance upon them it's quite funny.
Published 5 months ago by Adrienne Blando

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Story!
My 5- and 7-year-old boys LOVED this story! Lots of great mischief. I never knew Roald Dahl beyond "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," and "James and the Giant Peach. Read more
Published 7 months ago by J. Bell

5.0 out of 5 stars Great book!
I read this book as a child and puchased it to read to my 4 year old son. He loved the book. He did not want me to stop reading it. Roald Dahl is a great author. Read more
Published 10 months ago by ANB

3.0 out of 5 stars Some crude humor mixed with friendship and a moral ending
THE TWITS is a funny and enjoyable little yarn which stinks of some gross humor and yet warms the readers with stories of friendship and helping each other as well as a couple of... Read more
Published 11 months ago by D. COLLIER

5.0 out of 5 stars The Twits is the best!
My kids absolutely wore out their paperback copy of The Twits, reading it so often that I ended up buying a hardcover to save money. Read more
Published 14 months ago by J. Bitney

5.0 out of 5 stars The Twits
Did anyone ever play a joke on you? Well, I'm pretty sure Mr. and Mrs. Twit, from the book The Twits by Roald Dahl, had a lot of experience with that. Read more
Published 16 months ago

1.0 out of 5 stars An Awful Book
I have read most of Roald Dahl's books and this has got to be the worst of them. The plot goes no where fast and the characters are indeed twits like the title implies. Read more
Published 17 months ago by Garland Griever

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