Ghosts Aliens (Paperback)

by Trey Hamburger (Author)

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Product Description
Are you freaked out by the mere thought of a bird winking at you? Or do you panic when you hear an unexplained gurgling sound?

Well, listen to this. On Saturday, March 8, at 7:12 p.m., Trey Hamburger heard a second hand account of a teleporting Hot Pocket and started wiggin' out bad. So he and his amigo Mike Stevens basically went into combat mode and ended up encountering some of the most seriously messed-up shit ever. And they're STILL FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT. Now, even though these guys aren't SCIENTISTS, it's pretty for sure that they might have extrapolated something HUGE, which will have the intellectual community going nuts for weeks.

This is their story.

Ghost/Aliens is probably the first time ever a regular person has investigated this sort of thing. So now the people of planet Earth will finally know the truth about all those levitating towels and dead grandpas popping up all over the place.

About the Author
TREY HAMBURGER is a regular dude from Leonard, Michigan, who wants the scientific community to shut their mouths forever and realize the TRUTH about ghost/aliens. Trey Hamburger is also known as ROBERT HAMBURGER, the author of the cult hit REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book.

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Product Details

• Paperback: 272 pages
• Publisher: Three Rivers Press (November 4, 2008)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0307407306
• ISBN-13: 978-0307407306
• Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.1 x 0.8 inches
• Shipping Weight: 11.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #250,350 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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5 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Amigos, gurgles, warlocks, flippers, telepathy, WOW, November 5, 2008

By	Doctor Robotnic (San Diego) - See all my reviews

Wow. I can't believe something so awesome got published. The whole book is two dudes running around town non-stop, chasing "Indians", hypnotizing ducks, ripping off wigs, scissor kicking warlocks. I've never laughed so much reading a book. It's like the whole thing is a perfectly packaged piece of art. From the beard-movement-interpretation-diagrams to the extensive investigation into toothpaste foam and cinnamon-scented pillow to the hand-written research notes in the back, the author has meticulously created the world of a conspiracy nut. And Trey Hamburger has done something surreal by sending actual letters to professors and scientists and publishing their replies. So these real people (poor guys!) have unwittingly become players in this absurd investigation. Anybody who wants to read one of our generation's funniest writers should definitely read Hamburger's Ghosts/Aliens and laugh themselves silly.

6 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars THE BEST BOOK OF ALL TIME! (EVEN BETTER THAN THE BIBLE!), November 5, 2008

By	R. Morton "U.S. Army Infantry" (Baghdad, Iraq) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

This book changed my life forever. Gurgling sounds, animals that know my name, dead grandpas, and floating Hot Pockets have been a constant burden on me and my family for years. Through the teachings of this book, I have transformed myself from ghost/alien-plagued loser, to ghost/alien friggin' bruiser. I found the workout schedule to be especially helpful, along with the little sidenotes from the Ferrari. Trey Hamburger is the best author of all time, with Robert Hamburger following a close second. Buy this book, homies, you won't be disappointed.

5.0 out of 5 stars A huge amount of fun, April 9, 2009

By	M. Butler (Ashtabula, OH USA) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

Honestly, my wife doesn't appreciate this book. I can't stop laughing, though. It's very addictive, in the sense that I didn't want to put it down until I had finished reading. It's full of absurdist humor that I found to be really, really creative. Read it, and I'll bet you'll enjoy yourself.