The Ultimate Sex Test: Is He Cheating? Does He Lie? What Does He Want in Bed? Dare to Take the Test... [Hardcover]

Mike Smith (Author), Bill Doe (Author)

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Product Description

In this revolutionary new system, women everywhere can explore the innermost workings of the male mind. THE ULTIMATE SEX TEST presents a series of foolproof mathematical formulas and simple-to-work equations for arriving at the absolute truth. Now, you will be able to:
*Quantify to a precise degree exactly what your man is capable of doing (and actually is doing) at any given moment
*Employ a formula to delineate the exact nature of his hidden depravities
*Mathematically expose his lies about sex
*Quantify his fidelity in any given situation
*And much more!

Women know that knowledge is power. Take the test, get the truth, and find out if your man deserves you. If you are in a relationship with a man (or planning to be), you must become a student of male sexuality. THE ULTIMATE SEX TEST is the ultimate textbook for the course.

About the Author

SMITH AND DOE are dedicated sex researchers who live in Southern California. They are also the authors of WHAT MEN DON'T WANT WOMEN TO KNOW and THE BOOK OF HORRIBLE QUESTIONS.

Product Details

• Hardcover: 155 pages
• Publisher: Griffin (June 2000)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0312254687
• ISBN-13: 978-0312254681
• Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 5.5 x 0.8 inches
• Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
• Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #2,416,669 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars One of the best relationship books I have read, June 15, 2000

By	Susan Chalfin (Queens, New York) - See all my reviews

This review is from: The Ultimate Sex Test: Is He Cheating? Does He Lie? What Does He Want in Bed? Dare to Take the Test... (Hardcover)

I heard about this book on the radio and bought it on amazon.com. This is one of the best sex relationships books I have ever read. The authors give easy to work mathematical equations (it doesn't take a genius to do these, believe me) that enable you to find out anything you want to know about the man in your life, and I mean ANYTHING. I worked these to find out things about my husband that I suspected but was never sure of. Lo and behold, the answers were in the equations. Things like how to determine if I am the best sex he ever had (I didn't do too bad) and how to know if he is likely to use a prostitute (it's possible! ) and if he has a specific problem with my appearance that he is keeping to himself (thank God he doesn't, not a big one anyway). The authors have a great sense of humor but the information is real and something every woman should have. I can't recommend this book too highly.

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars A Guy's viewpoint, December 27, 2000

By	Albert Tolland (Jacksonville Fla USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: The Ultimate Sex Test: Is He Cheating? Does He Lie? What Does He Want in Bed? Dare to Take the Test... (Hardcover)

It's not a bad book. The mathamatical formulas can be fun, and surprisingly interesting at how things get factored. This book looks like the kind of thing women could have fun working through at a "Live Nude Girls"-esq type slumber party. Though the unmarried women may swear off looking after working through all the formulas. The revolting vagina test is probably the most important one. The suggestion for curing the Madonna-Whore complex was interestingly-simply get your man to spank you. Thus you swap roles. I did find it all too true about how to evaluate your man's porn collection & choice of prostitutes. Time & again I see the happily married guys on business trips select lap dancers & such that look like their wives. The non-happily married ones select women who look different, just like the book says.

3 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars hysterically funny, and it works!, June 15, 2000

By A Customer

This review is from: The Ultimate Sex Test: Is He Cheating? Does He Lie? What Does He Want in Bed? Dare to Take the Test... (Hardcover)

I've bought all these guys books, they are two of funniest writers I've ever read. Can't wait to read it.