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by Sheri Lynch (Author) "It was a bottomless sleep, the kind of drooling, narcotized slumber known only to shift workers, summering teenagers, and the mothers of small babies..." (more)
Key Phrases: Misfit Mom, Fumbling Worrier, Born Natural (more...)
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Hilarious and true and inspirational, Hello, My Name is Mommy is for every pregnant woman and new mother who ever felt helpless and out of control instead of confident and aglow.

Sure, women know pregnancy is no bed of roses, but Lynch taps into her own dysfunctional childhood and fears about becoming a mom to label a much profounder worry many moms-to-be have: that their own pasts were so screwed up that they're doomed to repeat the cycle. Dr. Spock may tell moms to trust their instincts, but Lynch's Misfit Mommies want to do every last thing but that. They feel like frauds and imposters, and Lynch's real-girl's voice will be instantly recognizable to them. Lynch will walk and talk new moms through it all: from lamenting the hot dogs and second-hand smoke they were raised on (and, of course, "you turned out just fine") to the realization that kids are kind of germy and gross (but feeling that way doesn't make one a bad mother) to keeping it together at work with Cheerios in the old nursing bra.


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Trust Dr. Spock, but listen to Sheri Lynch, who decodes the pitfalls of pregnancy and trials of new motherhood in this hilarious little book.

Hello, My Name is Mommy is for every pregnant woman and new mother who ever felt helpless and out of control instead of confident and aglow. Lynch taps into everyone's fears of becoming a mom to honestly talk real-girl to real-girl about what's bothering many moms-to-be:

--If a mommy was raised on raw hot dogs and second-hand smoke is she doomed to repeat the cycle?
--Kids are kind of germy and smelly and gross, but does thinking that mean you're a bad mommy?
--Can a working mommy actually go to a meeting and function with Cheerios stuck to her body under her nursing bra?

Full of useful advice and understanding, Hello, My Name is Mommy is for every mother who isn't quite sure if her instincts can be trusted and who may have wondered-even for one second-if she's already screwed up her newborn's life.


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  • Paperback: 224 pages
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin (April 7, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0312318324
  • ISBN-13: 978-0312318321
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.5 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.5 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars See all reviews (31 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #71,056 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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    #29 in  Books > Children's Books > Issues > Sexuality
    #43 in  Books > Parenting & Families > Humor

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5.0 out of 5 stars Finally!!!!, March 16, 2004
I used to be a listener of Bob and Sheri when I lived in South Carolina. In 2001, I moved to Rhode Island and it was bye-bye Bob and Sheri. Oh how I miss listening to them in the mornings. I was so excited to learn that Sheri wrote a book. It lived up to every expectation. I just got it in the mail yesterday and I can't put it down. It is blunt, humorous and gives practical advice. A must have book for couples who want to have kids. Thank you Sheri, and what can I do to get a RI station to play your show in the morning??????????
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5.0 out of 5 stars the truth about pregnancy and beyond, November 4, 2004
Finally a pregnancy book that isn't all roses and tells you the truth. I had ordered a bunch of pregnancy books right when we found out we were pregnant and after a rough 7 months I ended up defacing the smiling, happy pregnant women on all the covers. Not with this book. It is very funny and still informative. I would highly recommend it to anyone who is having a challenging pregnancy or is just a little nervous about what to expect when baby arrives.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Mommyhood isn't easy, but Sheri helps Moms feel the fun!, March 18, 2004
Moms work hard at mommying, and Sheri's book is a must read for every woman ever called "Mom." The honesty and humor she uses to describe aspects of pregnancy, labor and new motherhood will appeal to hopeful moms, new moms and not-so-new moms. Sheri's book, a journal of sorts, won't stop anyone from becoming pregnant, but is a fun resource for those in the Hello, My name is Mommy state of life! Looking forward to Sheri's next book on Toddlerhood!?! PS: My fifth child is adopted. Pregnancy is hard work!
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2.0 out of 5 stars She is much more entertaining than she comes across here
I like Sheri and looked forward to her book. But this was disappointing. I could not relate to it even vicariously, and it left me with a bad feeling. Read more
Published 7 months ago by C. M. Moret

5.0 out of 5 stars Couldn't put it down...
I cannot even begin to explain what a welcome the humor in this book was to me as I am hitting the Third Trimester in my pregnancy. Read more
Published 11 months ago by T. Alexander

2.0 out of 5 stars It doesn't put the fun in dysfunction.
The autobiographical nature of the book made it a more singular experience rather than a universal one. The author's dysfunctional childhood seems like TMI.
Published 12 months ago by Therese Montano

5.0 out of 5 stars Straight forward and real...
I love this book. I come from a much less-than-perfect family background, and there were so many points in the book where I laughed out loud. Read more
Published 17 months ago by Jackie Evans

2.0 out of 5 stars Hello, my name is Braggart....
Sheri Lynch's book is more a display of her achievements with a baby in tow rather than a humorous look at motherhood. Read more
Published on February 20, 2007 by NYCMeghan

2.0 out of 5 stars Too dysfunctional
We're all a little dysfunctional and hope to not screw it up, but this book put so much emphasis on Mom's dysfunctionality that it became not relevant to us "normally screwed up"... Read more
Published on January 18, 2007 by Letitia

5.0 out of 5 stars A Perfect Fit!
This is one of my favorite pregnancy/motherhood books! The first time I read it (yes, I've read it more than once in the past month) I laughed out loud the entire time. Read more
Published on November 28, 2006 by J. Nielsen

5.0 out of 5 stars Great gift for a new mom!
Great book for during pregnancy or right after the birth of a baby. A funny look at motherhood!
Published on November 9, 2006 by C. Davis

5.0 out of 5 stars A Must Read...
for any expectant mother from a dysfunctional background, even if your father never held you at gunpoint, he just wasn't around, I think you can relate to the feelings Lynch... Read more
Published on June 7, 2006 by F4grrrl

5.0 out of 5 stars Dysfunction's finest prodigy...Sheri Lynch
An avid listener of the syndicated "Bob & Sheri Show", I've always felt more like Sheri was family than I was a fan. Read more
Published on May 11, 2006 by R. Rush

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