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~ (Author) "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man..." (more)
Key Phrases: soldering iron
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A unique collection of Handey's "Deep Thoughts"--irreverent observations on life as seen on Saturday Night Live. An Emmy Award-winner and co-producer of SNL, Handey's works have been published in The New Yorker, National Lampoon, Omni, and Playboy.

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  • Paperback: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Berkley Trade; First Edition edition (June 1, 1992)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0425133656
  • ISBN-13: 978-0425133651
  • Product Dimensions: 5.8 x 5.7 x 0.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 3.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (24 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #49,479 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars The book is hilarious., January 14, 1998
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I've been suffering from clinical depression, and a fellow patient lent me a copy of this book. From the very first page I was laughing out loud -- and I kept on laughing all the way through. It had been a long time since I had really laughed at anything, but this book really did the trick. I think you have to have a penchant for a certain kind of humor to enjoy the book. I could imagine some people not "getting it", so to speak, or finding it just plain silly. But for me, it really hit the funny bone, and I know it has for others, too. Buy it! It's only a few bucks, and the laughs you might get from it far outweigh the risk of wasting your money.
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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars This book is a driving hazard!, January 3, 2004
By Andrea L. Hudson (Swedesboro, NJ United States) - See all my reviews
Funny story. I was about 27 and my mom and I went to our favorite book store in the mall. She was in one section, I was in the humor section. I love Jack Handey and so I saw this book and began leafing through it. I was in hysterics in the middle of the store. I embarrassed my mom, who told me she'd buy me the book to read later, if I would just stop reading it now. I muffled a giggle and said "fine". We get in the car and we are driving back to my mom's house and as we are traveling down the road, I find my Deep Thoughts and start reading them to myself. I was laughing so very hard that I was crying real tears. So hard that I ended up with my head in my mom's lap and my mom trying to control the car and make it to the side of the highway. Funniest things I've ever read were authored by Jack Handey. Love him!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Endless Laughs, September 14, 2000
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This book rocks. It is so funny! It's one of those books that you could read over and over again and never get tired of. It will crack you up every time. And it's a great book just to keep out in the living room somewhere so that when people come over they can start reading the "thoughts" out loud for everyone to laugh at. The thoughts are things like: "They say that God lives inside us. Well, I hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!" If you need some more laughs in your life, this book could help you with that.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Deep Thoughts - SNL
The best SNL era!!! I bought this for a friend who is way too young to remember that SNL era, but enjoyed the book anyway. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Cinderberi

5.0 out of 5 stars years of laughs
Every now and then I pull this book out to see if a new acquaintance has similar tastes in humour. Usually, they split a gut over this stuff. Read more
Published 13 months ago by DPC

1.0 out of 5 stars Lame thoughts
I wish I had known what I was buying. This worthless little book of one-liners isn't even discounted. Save your money.
Published 14 months ago by Steve from Knox

3.0 out of 5 stars Good book. Funny and enjoyable.
It turned out to be an O.K book. Reasonably funny but maybe I expected it to be funnier or had already read some of Jack Handey's lines. Read more
Published 16 months ago by Book Collector

4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, yes, but is it a book?
Yes, this is totally hilarious. But are 40 or so mind-altered quips really a book? So that's why I gave it 4 stars, not 5. Read more
Published 18 months ago by Ronald van Vollenhoven

5.0 out of 5 stars Marta says Funny Stuff!
I loved deep thoughts ever since I saw them on Saturday Night Live. This book is worth every penny!
Published 23 months ago by J. Westgate

5.0 out of 5 stars A handy book to have around
If I were a rich gal, I would buy everyone in the world a copy of this book, because inside are some of the funniest thoughts ever produced! Read more
Published on August 25, 2007 by J. A. Davis

5.0 out of 5 stars Now let's get down to some serious thinking!!

Don't let the small size of this book let you think it a light weight in the world of books on deep thoughts. Read more
Published on February 26, 2006 by J. Guild

5.0 out of 5 stars A must have
If you have any sort of a sense of humor whatsoever, you must get this book. Jack Handey is one of the most hilarious people alive! Read more
Published on February 2, 2006 by Analog

5.0 out of 5 stars Heavenly
A great break from school-related/work-related readings. Jack Handey is a genius and he will take you away from your problems--whatever they may be. Read more
Published on November 11, 2004 by Chantal Moore

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