Thieves' Dozen (Paperback)

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All the usual Westlake suspects are back in another fine mess, or in this case in a delightful collection of 11 Dortmunder stories. The swift succession of heists, getaways, scrapes, and screwups gathered in Thieves' Dozen epitomizes the venal joys of the comic caper. Each gambit is filled with engaging twists, such as when the gang tunnels into a bank vault only to find it packed with hostages from an armed robbery already in progress, or when they start a stampede while attempting to boost a stud racehorse. Then there's the deceptively simple challenge of getting across town with a ham sandwich in which is secreted a stolen emerald brooch, or the synchronized scrapes of crooks converging on a bashed-in bank in "Fugue for Felons." The short-story form is well suited to Westlake's sly shenanigans, and he even finds room for snippets of the Runyonesque repartee that gives this inspired nonsense just the right touch of absurd panache. These stories are real jewels--an excellent introduction to Dortmunder for a wide range of comic crime and mystery readers. David Wright
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Product Description

Featuring Westlake's hapless hero John Dortmunder, this original compilation of short stories ties in to the author's latest Dortmunder hardcover, "The Road to Ruin."

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Product Details

• Paperback: 208 pages
• Publisher: The Mysterious Press (April 1, 2004)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0446693022
• ISBN-13: 978-0446693028
• Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.3 x 0.5 inches
• Shipping Weight: 6.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #238,708 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars An Indispensable Collection for Westlake and Dortmunder Fans, May 16, 2004

By	Bookreporter.com (New York, New York) - See all my reviews

April 2004 was apparently designated, by those who do the designating of such things, as John Dortmunder Month. The reason for this surmise on my part is the publication of not only a wonderful new Dortmunder tale, THE ROAD TO RUIN, but also a collection of short Dortmunder stories titled THIEVES' DOZEN. We are, accordingly, doubly blessed.

Dortmunder, who is incredibly smart and proportionately unlucky, is the creation of Donald E. Westlake. It is interesting to note that the hilarious misfortune that plagues Dortmunder in his novels seems to be absent in any number of the stories in THIEVES' DOZEN. The hilarity, however, remains. There is at least one good belly laugh in each of these stories, and at least one wonderful turn of phrase per page. Practically any one of these stories, standing alone, is worth buying the entire book, so that with eleven of them --- a thieves' dozen, if you will --- the price of admission is a bargain.

Even the most loyal of Westlake's followers will not have all of the stories collected in THIEVES' DOZEN --- a good number of them previously appeared in Playboy. There is also a very short story --- "The Dortmunder Workout" --- that appeared in the New York Times Magazine and a wonderful tale entitled "Give Till It Hurts" that was published as a very limited edition pamphlet by the absolutely indispensable institution known as The Mysterious Bookshop. And "Jumble Sale" has appeared only in The Armchair Detective, a wonderful magazine of, alas, limited distribution. THIEVES' DOZEN also includes a Dortmunder tale that is not a Dortmunder tale. "Fugue for Felons" has never seen the light of day before now; the story behind it is somewhat complicated, and Westlake can, and does, tell the tale behind it much better than I ever could. While Dortmunder is not in "Fugue For Felons," he is certainly present, and its inclusion here is undoubtedly appropriate.

But enough of the story behind the stories. Let's get to the heart of the matter. In THIEVES' DOZEN Dortmunder tries his hand at stealing art in "Ask A Silly Question" when he is retained to steal a phony piece of sculpture and finds himself in the middle of an acrimonious domestic matter. "Hose Laugh" is a bit of a fish out of water story. Dortmunder, the quintessential city boy, finds himself in rural New York stealing a horse. There are several good laughs in this one --- you don't want to be drinking coffee while you read it --- even as you know that this is one caper who must be, by its very nature, doomed from the start.

"A Midsummer Daydream" also has a rural setting and is perhaps my personal favorite in THIEVES' DOZEN. Dortmunder and his associate Kelp are once again in upstate New York, forced to take an involuntary vacation from New York City until things cool down a bit. They find, while staying with Kelp's cousin, that there has been a robbery and that Dortmunder is the only suspect. The problem is that Dortmunder is innocent for once and is forced to play detective. The results are hilarious and, as one might expect, he is quite good at it. After all, who would be better at understanding the criminal mind?

As with any good collection of this sort, however, my favorite story keeps changing. It might be "A Midsummer Daydream" one minute, "Horse Laugh" the next, or "Fugue For Felons," with a train wreck that you can see coming but still wonder how Westlake is going to do it, with results that are at once spellbinding and mirthful. And let's not forget "Give Till It Hurts," wherein Dortmunder blunders, however briefly and brilliantly, into our world.

THIEVES' DOZEN is indispensable if you are a fan of Westlake, and Dortmunder. If you have acquaintances who are among the unenlightened, THIEVES' DOZEN is an inexpensive but addictive introduction to all things Dortmunder. Don't lend someone your copy, though. You'll never get it back. Dortmunder's sticky-fingered proclivity is contagious.

--- Reviewed by Joe Hartlaub

9 of 10 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Reprints of Dortmunder and His Doppelganger, September 1, 2004

By	Professor Donald Mitchell "Jesus Makes Me a P... (Boston) - See all my reviews (TOP 10 REVIEWER)

Unless you have read every issue of Playboy, chances are that you haven't seen all of these stories before. Several were first published there. One story, Give Till It Hurts, was first published as a free pamphlet at The Mysterious Bookshop. Jumble Sale first appeared in The Armchair Detective. The Dortmunder Workout appeared in the health section of The New York Times Magazine. The one story you are sure to find novel and intriguing is Fugue for Felons in which Mr. Westlake plays with the idea of changing the names of all of his characters. So you will meet John Rumsey instead of John Dortmunder. Interestingly, the characters changed too . . . even though they are clearly doppelgangers of the originals.

Mr. Westlake has written a fine introduction to the volume and to Fugue for Felons to explain the genesis of the stories and their publishing histories. I enjoyed finding out what triggered the desire to write each story. If you are like me, you'll gain new perspective on the stories from those comments.

Somewhere in at least one of the stories, you will find a cherished element of the Dortmunder novels. I was assuming just the opposite . . . that there would be short stories that would omit some of the hilarious elements of the novels. I was wrong. I particularly enjoy the repartee at the bar in the O.J. Bar & Grill and was pleasantly surprised to see that The Dortmunder Workout is solely based on such a scene. I also look forward to his unpleasant meetings with Arnie Albright, and was delighted to find that Arnie plays big roles in two of the stories (Jumble Sale and Now What?).

Some of the stories involve Dortmunder being involuntarily pressed into duty (Ask a Silly Question, Too Many Crooks, and Party Animal). Several stories feature the usual Dortmunder bad timing that leads to hilarious consequences (Too Many Crooks, A Midsummer Daydream, Now What? and Fugue for Felons). Some are intellectual treats as the crooks find themselves faced with invisible threats (Jumble Sale and Art and Craft). A few of the stories feature lovely ironies (Ask a Silly Question, Horse Laugh, Too Many Crooks, A Midsummer Daydream, Party Animal, Give Till It Hurts, Now What? and Fugue for Felons).

The only story that I thought was below par was Horse Laugh.

Too Many Crooks, A Midsummer Daydream, Party Animal, Give Till It Hurts, and Now What? are as fine as any crime short stories you are every likely to read.

You will notice that I haven't described the plots of any of these stories. To do so would be to risk spoiling your pleasure. Avoid reviews that do describe these plots.

5.0 out of 5 stars Great entertainment!, November 3, 2009

By	S. Shulman (NYC) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

Be prepared to miss some sleep when you start this and can't put it down.....