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The world's greatest cynics, critics, and grouches--from H. L. Mencken to Groucho Marx--use their wit to cut down every subject under the sun in a compendium of quips, barbs, profiles, and interviews. Reprint. 75,000 first printing. $50,000 ad/promo.


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Jon Winokur was the originator of the Curmudgeon franchise, which includes The Portable Curmudgeon, The Portable Curmudgeon Redux, and A Curmudgeon’s Garden of Love. He is also the editor responsible for Zen to Go, Mondo Canine, and True Confessions. He lives in Pacific Palisades, California. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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  • Paperback: 320 pages
  • Publisher: Plume; 1st THUS edition (October 1, 1992)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0452266688
  • ISBN-13: 978-0452266681
  • Product Dimensions: 6.2 x 5.5 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.5 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
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37 of 40 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Just Walk Beside Me and Be My Friend, May 7, 2001
What is so admirable about a curmudgeon? I suppose that one answer is to ask what isn't so admirable about non-curmudgeons: People whose advise may reassure them more than you. After all, don't worry, be happy.

Sometimes just acknowledging the cranky, bilious soul is more effective than drowning it in bland sweetisms. This book recognizes your (or someone else's) bad self, and implicitly encourages you to go with it. Perhaps it's the mix that makes us more human.

This very funny collection of sarcastic, witty, cynical, caustic, and sometimes just downright... quotes will "speak" to you like the blues. Quotes are arranged alphabetically by topic, so that you can look up "G' for gratitude, and plagiarize Rochefoucauld: "Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors." Cynical--of course--but perhaps containing a grain of wisdom. This topical organization doesn't work that well; the categories are too fine grained (who would think of "dinner theatre?").

The best feature are the multi-page sections devoted to one of the masters: W.C. Fields, Oscar Wilde, George S. Kaufman, Dorothy Parker, Quentin Crisp, Oscar Levant, and others. These sometimes take the form of interviews, biographies, and/or several pages of quotes. However, sprinkled liberally throughout its 299 pages are gems ("If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me." -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth) by such notables as Marx (Groucho), Mencken, Bierce, and Twain and contemporaries such as Vidal, Woody Allen, and Rita Mae Brown.

Oh--in case you were wondering--it was Paul Fussell who said the following about dinner theatre:"...a way of positively guaranteeing that both food and theatre will be amateur and mediocre, which means unthreatening and therefore desirable."

To its credit, the book stays away from most sexist and all racist "jokes," it doesn't confuse humor with stupid attack. Still, you may need a thick skin for some of the acidity here. Recommended for its humor and eclecticism.

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17 of 18 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Great little book, tons of laughs per page, December 17, 2003
By Keith Tokash "twigles" (Laguna Niguel, CA United States) - See all my reviews
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I'm a little young to know many of the people who are quoted in this book, but the hilarity of the quotes made me look up and start reading authors like George Shaw and Oscar Wilde. Those two names should give you an indication of the type of quotes you'll be reading in this little gem. Most are wry, a bit sarcastic, pessimistic and critical.

I have no idea what book the previous reviewer was reading when he talked about the author's interpretations of the quotes. I've had this book for years and went thru it tons of times; there are no interpretations. It is a bunch of quotes on topics arranged alphabetically with some selected biographies mixed in. It actually reads quite nicely.

Buy this book unless you agree with Oscar Levant..."I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself". (pg 34)

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16 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A must for everyone who appreciates good one-liners!, May 18, 2000
By K. L Sadler (Freedom, Pa. USA) - See all my reviews
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I've had this book since they first printed it. It is definitely one of my favorite all time books. I sometimes have to go back like once a year and read it all over again. I drove my husband nuts with it, because he isn't as much of a reader as I am and so I would start reading some of the quotes from it. Since he is a humorist himself he enjoyed the smart alecky comments that many of these classical curmudgeons either wrote or said, and still managed to get away with it. What is so astounding is that many of the humorous sayings still make sense today, out of context. Winokur did some decent research on these people and provided some information into why these people had such acid tongues. But he doesn't overdo it, but rather leaves the quotations to speak for themselves. A good late night giggler of a book! Karen L. Sadler. Science Education, University of Pittsburgh, klsst23@pitt.edu
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5.0 out of 5 stars I LOVE THIS STUFF
Winokur "The Portable Curmudgeon" is great fun and goes beyond the usual quote book. It includes interviews with Quentin Crisp, Fran Lebowitz, and Roy Blounnt Jr. Read more
Published 4 months ago by bradford g wheler

5.0 out of 5 stars Curl up with it on a lazy day
'The Portable Curmudgeon' is a lovely collection of curmudgeonly quotes aimed at purging society of its inner demons through deliciously wicked laughter. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Christopher H.

5.0 out of 5 stars Wry Humor
Very droll humor. I love it but it's not for everyone. But for those who enjoy clever humor as opposed to slapstick, this will be a pleasurable source of wit for a long time.
Published on January 10, 2007 by L. Ingster

5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent, one of the best, could've used an index
I give it 5 stars because it's one of the best of its kind. Compare, for example, a few pages to "The Curmudgeon Woman" and you may understand my meaning. Read more
Published on December 9, 2004 by Joseph Schmolsky

5.0 out of 5 stars Curmudgeons should like this one..
The only quotation book I've seen that is limited to Curmudgeons and it stays fairly true to its theme.It shows what a mean spirited and miserable bunch most curmudgeons are. Read more
Published on January 26, 2004 by J. Guild

5.0 out of 5 stars Anyone who loves language used well will enjoy this book.
A collection of quotes from a smorgasbord of irascible writers, critics, philosophers, and celebrities, this book is organized alphabetically, inviting you to thumb to a topic... Read more
Published on July 21, 2003 by Lucy Lee

1.0 out of 5 stars Jon Winokur dulls even the sharpest minds
The online reviews were encouraging, and you really can't go wrong with a book of quotes (intended as a birthday present for a friend). Read more
Published on June 14, 2003 by PabloHolmese

4.0 out of 5 stars Pretty funny
Definitely tickles the funny bone, but also can be useful to show off your vocabulary!
Published on March 14, 2002 by G. Musa

5.0 out of 5 stars Quotes from the Cranky
I love this book! It is chock full of witty, sarcastic and just plain funny quotes from people famous for their sharp observations of human nature, not to mention their sharp... Read more
Published on September 2, 1998 by cjnorx@yahoo.com

5.0 out of 5 stars Love it
The Portable Curmudgeon collects an outrageous number of quotes, mostly from people who you have heard about. Read more
Published on February 24, 1998 by wstetson@macro.com

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