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~ Benrik (Author) "Your first year will be busy, but make sure to set time aside for babbling..." (more)
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From the bestselling authors of This Book Will Change Your Life comes an all-in-one life planner!

Life is short, so why not make the most of it by planning ahead? Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God! is a guide to all the essential stages of life, one year at a time from 0 to 100, along with full-color tips that will ensure each year of your existence makes an indelible impression:

Age 9: Pester your parents for unaffordable consumer goods
Age 15: Rebel against society
Age 30: Procreate
Age 48: Fight the flab
Age 62: Do prescription drugs
Age 100: Undergo cryogenic freezing

From your birth to your midlife crisis, from losing your virginity to disinheriting your grandchildren, this book will tell you how to lead the hysterical life you so richly deserve.

About the Author

BENRIK are BEN CAREY and HENRIK DELEHAG. Ben was born in New Zealand and grew up in France. Henrik is Swedish. Both now live in London, where they tirelessly promote their cult of "extreme self-improvement." Hundreds of thousands of Benrik followers worldwide converge on their website, then tour bookshops in a frenzy, flogging anyone who browses but doesn’t buy.

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  • Paperback: 240 pages
  • Publisher: Plume (October 31, 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0452287707
  • ISBN-13: 978-0452287709
  • Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 6 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 13.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #629,300 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Great title!!, November 7, 2006
I bought this on the strength of its title, and also because it looks so damn sexy with its shiny gold and black cover. Maybe it's just me? Anyway it's not really about losing weight or getting laid or finding god, but about planning your life year by year. Examples: age 7: ask adults stupid questions, age 25 have a quarter life crisis, age 79 talk about the war, age 17: lose your virginity, age 56: have plastic surgery. Etc, you get the picture. It's all a joke but actually the author(s) is making a point about life and ridiculing other self-help literature. Read it, laugh out loud, then think. Great gift for some one with a sense of humor...
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh Out Loud Funny, November 19, 2006
This is the type of book you should read out loud with a group of friends that have a sense of humor. The funniest thing I've read in years.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Not very amusing, November 4, 2007
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I got this because I thought it would be funny--on the contrary, it is rather boring and not nearly as witty as I had imagined. The title indicates a tongue-in-cheek style of writing that was completely missing. I was disappointed.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great Birthday Gift
A provocative and sophisticated look at the stages of life. Something for every birthday. Makes a good party gift.
Published on November 25, 2007 by Alan B. Smith

2.0 out of 5 stars this book-shaped object thing is getting a tad overdone
This is another book-shaped object that's mostly coffee table fluff. If you're looking for something amusing to put on your coffee table this qualifies (also see Benrik's This... Read more
Published on April 16, 2007 by L. L. M. Sanchez

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