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by Mark Twain (Author)
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Invaluable ready reference, brimming with amusing and insightful quotes, includes hundreds of Twain’s most memorable quips and comments on life, love, history, culture, travel and diverse other topics, among them "He is now fast rising from affluence to poverty"; "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please"; and "More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking."

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  • Paperback: 64 pages
  • Publisher: Dover Publications (December 23, 1998)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0486406644
  • ISBN-13: 978-0486406640
  • Product Dimensions: 8.1 x 5 x 0.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (16 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #10,269 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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4.0 out of 5 stars Great collection of clever quotes about all aspects of life., January 22, 2005
By Monika "equestrienne_23" (Davis, California) - See all my reviews
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known as Mark Twain, the author of such books as "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" and "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" among others, was a highly intelligent and incredibly witty man. His keen observations of the world, and the often satirical commentary he made on it, are a delight to read, and this book pulls together some real gems from many of his books, speeches, and personal notebooks. There are some 358 quotations included, divided into categories as follows: (1) on men, women, children, and human nature, (2) on love, marriage, and romance, (3) on virtue, vice, and conduct, (4) on politics and history, (5) on religion, (6) on youth and aging, (7) on truth, honesty, lies, and illusion, (8) on reading, writing, and education, (9) on health and exercise, (10) on money and business, (11) on travel, and (12) on various other subjects. Each quote is attributed to its source for easy reference. This is a very slim and very affordable little volume, only fifty-five pages in length, and in fact my only criticism is that it doesn't include more material. But it is still well worth getting, and at this price it won't break any pocketbooks.

Here is a small selection of what you can expect:

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society" (pg. 3).

"Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children" (pg. 7).

"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them" (pg. 15).

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself" (pg. 23).

"Heaven for climate, Hell for company" (pg. 28).

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years" (pg. 28).
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A good little quote book, December 28, 2005
By Mathew A. Shember (Cupertino, CA United States) - See all my reviews
  
I have always been a fan of Mark Twain since I first read Huck Finn.

This is a great little book his quotations from his writings and speeches.

It's a nice little stocking stuffer as the book is small.

Some of my favorites:

"Classic." A book which people praise and don't read.

Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it.

Some people like when they tell the truth. I tell the truth lying.

In God We Trust. I don't belive it would sound any better if it were true.

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear and life stands explained.
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and wise , July 5, 2005
Mark Twain was one of the funniest human beings that ever visited this planet. He was also a very decent one . He was skeptically wise and had the ability to a sentence or two put the most pretentious of all creatures , the human one, in its place.
This is the man who upon the premature publication of an obituary about him, replied " The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated".
One special reason I have a particular love for his work, is the fact that he of all the great writers, showed the most sympathy and insight into the life and situation of the Jews.
He is one of the few writers who it seems to me never has to try to be funny, because he simply is.
This collection of some of his most famous quips and remarks is a real treat.
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4.0 out of 5 stars SMALL BUT FUN
It is hard to beat Mark Twain for his wit and insight into human nature. This Dover Thrift addition is an easy inexpensive book to start with. Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars Always funny
This is a great little pick me up kind of gift to give someone who might need a smile. He was definitely witty and blunt!
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5.0 out of 5 stars GOOD book!
Mark Twain has a lot off beautiful and uplifting words of wisdom.
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4.0 out of 5 stars The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain - A Book of Quotations
Great book! Bought as a gift for my drama students as a momento for a play we did on his life. Entertaining to read with a group of people - to talk about and discuss!
Published 8 months ago by deeders

5.0 out of 5 stars Notes from the Rock
The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain is fun to read and see what a master has had to quip about many daily things. It is always fun to see what Twain has to say. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Riard R. Mtman

1.0 out of 5 stars Save up!
Not only is the book small, somewhere between a pack of smokes and a wallet only thinner, it really doesn't capture the wordsmithing Twain was noted for. Read more
Published 12 months ago by The Original T

4.0 out of 5 stars MT Fan
This book of quotations contains many observations dressed with great wit, humor and smarts that perhaps many can relate, but very few can put into words as only Twain can.
Published 21 months ago by Michael Huang

4.0 out of 5 stars The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain
Great for a coffee table book. It is full of the character of Mark Twain.
Published on January 18, 2007 by Mariecher

4.0 out of 5 stars Overpriced

The book contains Mark Twain's wit.

It was much smaller than I expected.
Published on January 3, 2007 by H. Tuck

4.0 out of 5 stars It's still funny, a hundred years later.
A nice, slim volume that you may read a few lines from, put it down, and come back later and read a few more. Read more
Published on November 10, 2006 by Dale Johnston

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