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The funny, helpful, absolutely essential survivor's guide to a strange new world
Welcome to a wise — and wisecracking — look at the mind-boggling, terrifying, and totally wacky place you are about to enter: the world of parenthood.
Author Julie Tilsner, a veteran mom, helps prepare parenting rookies for the real changes ahead. The Poop List, binkies, cradle cap, and colic — this is your new world!
Inside you’ll discover:
• How quickly ideals and preconceptions go out the window (along with cloth diapers)
• The amazing mantra that gets you through the first seven days of parenthood
• What Dad can do to help (honestly, there is something)
• How to survive the Crying Game — yours or a colicky baby’s
• Things that really matter, such as a two-for-one jumbo-pack diaper sale
• Tricks to escape the Bawl and Chain — or how to get out of the house alone
• And more humorous tips for bringing baby home without losing your mind
You can resist or do the sensible thing — read this book, have a few laughs, and joyfully accept your new addition and your inevitable move to Planet Parenthood!
Welcome to a wise — and wisecracking — look at the mind-boggling, terrifying, and totally wacky place you are about to enter: the world of parenthood.
Author Julie Tilsner, a veteran mom, helps prepare parenting rookies for the real changes ahead. The Poop List, binkies, cradle cap, and colic — this is your new world!
Inside you’ll discover:
• How quickly ideals and preconceptions go out the window (along with cloth diapers)
• The amazing mantra that gets you through the first seven days of parenthood
• What Dad can do to help (honestly, there is something)
• How to survive the Crying Game — yours or a colicky baby’s
• Things that really matter, such as a two-for-one jumbo-pack diaper sale
• Tricks to escape the Bawl and Chain — or how to get out of the house alone
• And more humorous tips for bringing baby home without losing your mind
You can resist or do the sensible thing — read this book, have a few laughs, and joyfully accept your new addition and your inevitable move to Planet Parenthood!
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The funny, helpful, absolutely essential survivor's guide to a strange new world
Welcome to a wise ? and wisecracking ? look at the mind-boggling, terrifying, and totally wacky place you are about to enter: the world of parenthood.
Author Julie Tilsner, a veteran mom, helps prepare parenting rookies for the real changes ahead. The Poop List, binkies, cradle cap, and colic ? this is your new world!
Inside you?ll discover:
? How quickly ideals and preconceptions go out the window (along with cloth diapers)
? The amazing mantra that gets you through the first seven days of parenthood
? What Dad can do to help (honestly, there is something)
? How to survive the Crying Game ? yours or a colicky baby?s
? Things that really matter, such as a two-for-one jumbo-pack diaper sale
? Tricks to escape the Bawl and Chain ? or how to get out of the house alone
? And more humorous tips for bringing baby home without losing your mind
You can resist or do the sensible thing ? read this book, have a few laughs, and joyfully accept your new addition and your inevitable move to Planet Parenthood!
Welcome to a wise ? and wisecracking ? look at the mind-boggling, terrifying, and totally wacky place you are about to enter: the world of parenthood.
Author Julie Tilsner, a veteran mom, helps prepare parenting rookies for the real changes ahead. The Poop List, binkies, cradle cap, and colic ? this is your new world!
Inside you?ll discover:
? How quickly ideals and preconceptions go out the window (along with cloth diapers)
? The amazing mantra that gets you through the first seven days of parenthood
? What Dad can do to help (honestly, there is something)
? How to survive the Crying Game ? yours or a colicky baby?s
? Things that really matter, such as a two-for-one jumbo-pack diaper sale
? Tricks to escape the Bawl and Chain ? or how to get out of the house alone
? And more humorous tips for bringing baby home without losing your mind
You can resist or do the sensible thing ? read this book, have a few laughs, and joyfully accept your new addition and your inevitable move to Planet Parenthood!
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Parenthood ain't for sissies. Read the first page Key Phrases - Statistically Improbable Phrases (SIPs): (learn more)
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Parenthood ain't for sissies. Read the first page Key Phrases - Statistically Improbable Phrases (SIPs): (learn more)
poop list, percentile chart Key Phrases - Capitalized Phrases (CAPs): (learn more)
Planet Parenthood, San Francisco, Baby Gap, Benjamin Spock, Parent Police, White House New!
Concordance | Text Stats Browse Sample Pages:
Front Cover | Table of Contents | First Pages | Index | Surprise Me!
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books:
- The First Twelve Months of Life: Your Baby's Growth Month by Month by Frank Caplan in Back Matter
- What to Expect the Toddler Years by Arlene Eisenberg on page 213
- The Little Mermaid (Disney/Book and Cassette) by Walt Disney on page 184
- First Twelve Months of Life by Frank Caplan in Back Matter
- The Little Mermaid (Shaped Coloring Book) by RH Disney on page 184
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