A.K.A. Dorothy Drab (Paperback)

~ Bert Rinehart (Author)

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Product Description

It's kind of tough to get over your ex-wife when she is one of the biggest porn stars in the adult industry. Even so, Heath Ketchup tries his feeble best to move on with his life. The only problem is that all he really wants is to win her back.

Product Details

• Paperback: 136 pages
• Publisher: Writers Club Press (December 2000)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0595158544
• ISBN-13: 978-0595158546
• Product Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.4 inches
• Shipping Weight: 10.9 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #6,865,691 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Unique First Novel, March 20, 2003

By	Dr. Rocco Malacca - See all my reviews

Bert Rinehart's look at the life of a man whose wife left him for a career in the porno industry is one of the funniest books I've read in some time. The narrator's wry view of things alternates between hilarious, pensive, and touching. There are some classic lines here, especially the description of a woman who always calls when he is at his lowest points, and his social commentary of how well-dressed, well-spoken Southerners lose several I.Q. points around Northerners. The trip to the professional wrestling show is a riot, and the way the narrator's family dotes over his brother who flipped out after college is hilarious.

The chapters are vignettes, sometimes complete in themselves. I would have liked to see more detail in some instances, this being such a short book while so many works that pale in comparison go on for hundreds of pages. Some characters and scenes that were glossed over in a few short sentences could have been fleshed out. Still, a work must be judged for what it is and not for what it might have been. The author's use of the comma and his use of dashes for dialogue instead of quotes sometimes stalled me, but once I got into the story I couldn't stop reading. The way the narrator falls in love with his ex-wife every time he sees her is something we all can hopefully relate to.

1 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars A really good read., January 19, 2001

By A Customer

This book really made me laugh out loud in places. It's the kind of book you come across everyday.