Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party: An Uncensored Guide to College Slang (Paperback)

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Key Phrases: Turd Ferguson, Sausage Party

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Product Description

Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party is an uncensored guide to college slang that offers a steaming, no-holds-barred pile of campus life.

Would you rather be a sonny or a wedge? Does a turkey dump have anything to do with dropping the kids off at the pool? And most importantly, who’s Turd Ferguson and what’s he doing at a sausage party?

Authors Ben Applebaum and Derrick Pittman have all the answers and much more in this hilarious collection of actual terms pulled from the thousands of submissions to CollegeStories.com.

This book is packed with hundreds of terms, real stories, illustrations and even some semi-rational advice. It's a perfect way to prepare for the big leap from high school or to bone up on the newest slang once you’re in college.

Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party is a must for every bookshelf, care package, and bathroom stall.

From the Author

"Since 1999, we've read thousands of tales about college life on our site, CollegeStories.com. This book is collection of over 500 of the best and funniest terms we've ever heard.

We hope you enjoy this wild look at the lingo used by students around the country. It might get you ready for your freshman year, or it might remind you of those campus days you've left behind.

Either way, if you read it you won't be Newman, tool or hanging chad. Trust you."

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Product Details

• Paperback: 100 pages
• Publisher: iUniverse, Inc. (March 23, 2004)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0595309232
• ISBN-13: 978-0595309238
• Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 6.3 x 0.3 inches
• Shipping Weight: 5.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #1,214,683 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Turd Ferguson Changed My Life, April 8, 2004

By	A. J Rollins "arollin" (Atlanta) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

Well, maybe it didn't change my life but it does provide for plenty of good bathroom reading. If you are a fan of crude humor or maybe you just want to understand what the heck you fraternity letter wearing child is talking about when eavesdropping on his conversations this book is for you. And if you aren't into crude humor why the heck are you reading a review about a book with "Turd" in the title?

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Pulitzer Prize...?? Well, no but still funny., April 12, 2004

By	Sean Stake (Nashville) - See all my reviews

These two authors have a great website "collegestories.com" and I was very excited to see they finally published a book. Some of the slang they have written here is just hilarious. If you're looking for Hawthorne, or Dickens hit your back button, but if you're looking for basic crude, hysterical humor check this book out!

4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars A Pledge Requirement, April 21, 2004

By	R. McGinty (Hotlanta, GA) - See all my reviews

Fraternity Pledges should be required to have this resource on their bookshelves, next to Webster's, Bartlett's, and Cliff's Notes. These two authors will have you in stitches recalling (or trying to forget) all of these terms!