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by Tonia Smith-Kalouria (Author)
Key Phrases: Tonia Smith-Kalouria, Aerobic Poetry
4.7 out of 5 stars See all reviews (9 customer reviews)

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No sweat! Reading aloud rhythmic poetry gives one’s heart, lungs and brain a workout.

To give your brain and funny bone a workout, L is for Leech reveals a way to nail Osama that will leave you demanding: “When can we start?” D is for Hound Dog will amuse you at the fate of the Elvis clone’s perfect performance when judged by Idol’s beloved Simon Cowell.

Humorous double entendres run wild in: B is for Bison; E is for Electric Eel; R is for Reindeer and W is for Wolf.

“Tonia’s poems in this book that speak to the universal truths of love and devotion to our beloved dogs were especially meaningful to me,” says Emmy Award winning actress, talk-show host, designer and author, Linda Dano.

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About the Author
Artist Kim Kalouria is also a Professional Electrical Engineer, Guitarist and an actor and writer. Whether you are wheelchair bound or treadmill bounding, recuperating from surgery or from just a tough day, reading the rhythmic “Critter Connections” poems for thirty minutes could lower your stress, blood pressure and heart rate while they both move and amuse you.

I am a former heart valve replacement patient, Spanish teacher and actress with three wonderful men in my life: two sons and a husband.


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  • Paperback: 146 pages
  • Publisher: iUniverse, Inc. (August 16, 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0595402453
  • ISBN-13: 978-0595402458
  • Product Dimensions: 8.9 x 6 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #1,517,468 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Aerobic Poetry gave my diaphragm a workout!, February 27, 2007
By LJ (Sarasota, FL) - See all my reviews
What a read! I found myself on an emotional roller coaster as I laughed my way through Donkey Ho-tay, Mr. Oxy Moron and a French-fried thief, then found myself nodding with grim-faced apperception at Predators & Packs. It brought to mind Ogden Nash and Morris Bishop with a little Mad Magazine thrown in. Delightfully bizarre! Try it with a well-shaken martini and extra olives. I hope this author writes AP Part II; I'll be buying.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderfully refreshing and entertaining use of word play, December 18, 2006
By Linda Lotko-Toth (Avon Lake, OH) - See all my reviews
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A+ for creativity. The authors off beat humor makes for a great read and a great gift idea for anyone going through a medical recovery process. Love the large print format. Kudos to the author can't wait for the next book.
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5.0 out of 5 stars TONIA SMITH KALOURIA'S AEROBIC POETRY, October 10, 2006
By Fran G "Fran G" (Burbank, California) - See all my reviews
Ms. Kalouria's writing not only touched my heart but my funny bone.
Wonderfully entertaining and truly calming it should be
read by everyone for a little vacation when their day seems
a little too hectic or humdrum. A fun gift to give friends and family to
lift their spirit!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fun to read -great to share with friends!
Tonia Smith-Kalouria insightfully writes about the things people find themselves focused on each day; from current events and computer glitches to the pre-Cambrian mold in their... Read more
Published 24 months ago by Sheila S.

2.0 out of 5 stars Not As Advertised!
I got this as a gift for someone who was recovering from knee surgery thinking it would give her a lift and some laughs. Read more
Published on March 17, 2007 by Maryland Reader

5.0 out of 5 stars Stress Buster
By turns zany, touching and cleverly cerebral, these poems had me laughing out loud. Lot's of fun. I really enjoyed them--defintitely a stress reliever!
Published on September 26, 2006 by Veronica Sidhu

5.0 out of 5 stars Gymnastics for the mind
Not often does a poet come along that causes you to think and laugh at the same time! Tonia Smith-Kalouria's poetry does just that! Read more
Published on September 25, 2006 by Mckenzie Volpone

5.0 out of 5 stars From the Heart!
This author writes from the heart! She shows that any one can accomplish any thing if they don't let go of their dream.
Published on September 24, 2006 by Susan Anderson

5.0 out of 5 stars Poetry does NOT have to be stuffy and boring
Witty, punny, and fun: Tonia Smith-Kalouria's contemporary Aerobic Poetry proves that poetry can be both serious and fun to read. Serious? Read more
Published on September 16, 2006 by Karen Johnsen Bailey

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