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LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law. LAZINESS, n. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.







