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by Scott Dikkers (Author), Robert Siegel (Author), The Onion (Author), Mike Loew (Author) "When my son, J. Phineas Zweibel, who is the current publisher of The Onion news-gazette, informed me that a book of our finest recent reporting..." (more)
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From the editors of the most hilarious periodical around comes The Onion's Finest News Reporting, a collection of stories and commentaries with a sublime satirical bite. Devotees of the Madison, Wisconsin, weekly will erupt with laughter at each turn of the page, while newcomers will wonder how they have done without such headlines as "Civil War Enthusiasts Burn Atlanta to Ground," "Saddam Hussein Steps Down Following Sex Scandal," "Lyndon Johnson Jr. Sworn in as George Editor," "Nation's Educators Alarmed by Poorly Written Teen Suicide Notes," and "Massive Oil Spill Results in Improved Wildlife Viscosity." The brilliant parodies following the headlines are consistently smart, irreverent, and hysterical. Some selections are masterworks of absurdity, such as op-ed pieces written from the perspectives of pylons, chemical plants, or appliances. The book also contains some choice picks from the magazine's "What Do You Think?" column, in which ordinary citizens sound off on timely topics such as the teaching of evolution in schools ("I am against evolution being taught in schools. I am also against widespread literacy and the refrigeration of food.") and the cloning of animals ("I can't believe it--imagine a whole field of sheep that all look alike!"). As with all effective satire, this volume seeks to hit society's raw nerves: homophobia, racism, sexism, even Canada--"Perky 'Canada' Has Own Government, Laws" reads one headline. But buyer beware: if Dave Barry is about your speed, you may find some of these stories (and the language) to be tasteless, if not offensive. Others will love this book for those very reasons. --Shawn Carkonen

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From the pages of the Wisconsin-based satiric newspaper, this audio program collects stories you won't find in the news--we hope. With headlines like "Massive Oil Spill Results in Improved Wildlife Viscosity" and "Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes," THE ONION is packed with clever, offbeat humor. The production quality and vocal performances delight. But some elements--the endless repetition of theme and introductions as well as monotonous and overlong editorials--can be tedious. While this quality recording is plenty of fun, its approach precludes family listening. S.E.S. © AudioFile 2001, Portland, Maine-- Copyright © AudioFile, Portland, Maine --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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Product Details
  • Paperback: 176 pages
  • Publisher: Three Rivers Press; 1 edition (April 4, 2000)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0609804634
  • ISBN-13: 978-0609804636
  • Product Dimensions: 10.9 x 8.5 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.3 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
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