My First Presidentiary : A Scrapbook by George W. Bush (Paperback)

by Modern Humorist (Author), Modern Humorist (Author), John Warner (Author), Kevin Guilfoile (Author) "Getting to know your staff..." (more)
Key Phrases: Susan Smythe-Walters, Justice Stevens

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Product Description
From Modern Humorist, the funniest, hippest comedy institution to come along since The Onion, My First Presidentiary is a hilarious parody of the rise of George W. Bush, as seen through the eyes of Dubya himself.

During the Republican convention, Modern Humorist produced a wildly successful series, "George W. Bush's Diary" -- written and drawn in the style of a third-grader's class assignment. My First Presidentiary takes off from that, adding the people, events, and screwups that have put their stamp on The Great Pronunciator's rise to power.

Highlights include Dubya's correspondence with his young Mexican penpal, Hector, White House redecorating schemes (a NASCAR motif for the Lincoln Bedroom?), and the deal with Cuba to trade the Florida Keys for three left-handed starters and a closer. Along the way, George receives help from key figures like Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Alan Greenspan in the form of hilarious "corrections."

America had a pretty rough time creating this Presidency -- now it's time to laugh at the results.



About the Author
Based in Brooklyn, MODERN HUMORIST is an award-winning online daily comedy magazine that also produces material for Time, Fortune, and NPR. Their next book will be published by Three Rivers Press in Fall 2001. Award-winning writers KEVIN GUILFOILE and JOHN WARNER are Modern Humorist contributing editors. They live in Chicago.

Product Details

• Paperback: 64 pages
• Publisher: Three Rivers Press; 1st edition (March 27, 2001)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0609808184
• ISBN-13: 978-0609808184
• Product Dimensions: 10 x 8.1 x 0.3 inches
• Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #949,869 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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18 of 18 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Republicans like it too!, April 19, 2001

By	Major "majorbillsmith" (the swamps of Louisiana) - See all my reviews

I have been looking foreward to reading this book isnce I heard that it was coming out, and finally bought it last week. Even though I am a Republican and voted for President Bush, I loved this book. The authors have the exact same sense of humor that I have, and it transcends party lines. Some of the best lines from the book are: "Wow, I didn't know you could walk so many miles to school without shoes. Maybe we could move a shoe factory near your home and you could work there, and get paid in shoes to make shoes"(Dubya to his Mexican pen pal Hector). "In case of 'vice' presidential demise tell president that uncle Dick is now living on a farm with other ex-vice presidents and retired oil executives"(from memo entitled "What to do in case of a 'vice' presidential heart attack). What makes this book even funnier are President Bush's third-grader illustrations that decorate the pages, and the red-penned "corrections" that are made to many of Bush's writings. Look, if you're a Republican, it doesn't pay to be uptight. By this book like I did. You'll probably enjoy it. If you're a Democrat, you should shurely buy this book. It made me laugh out loud, and I'm a Bush fan. If it made me laugh, you guys will LOVE it. If you want more Bush humor, I suggest reading "W. A White House Journal" or watching Comedy Central's "That's My Bush!"

16 of 17 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Could be the Onion, could be reality., September 27, 2002

By	M. Byer (Mountain View, CA USA) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

"G-dubbya" is shown in an extremely positive light in this one. His creativity and imagination are exposed. His mastery of the English language and grasp of reality are all set forth in clear detail. The pictures are well chosen examples of his artwork. I am a fan.

18 of 20 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars This book is nearly-sacred!,

By	Cassie Pisone (Abbey Road) - See all my reviews

Modern Humorist will make the next 4 years so much more bareable. Especially with My First Presidentiary. I love the letters to Hector, (especially the one with Bush telling the stories of when he got 'busted' by Laura and that was a hard time in his life, just like Hector is having now. "I didn't know that someone could walk so many miles to school each day without shoes. Maybe we could move a shoe factory in there, and you could work there, and they could pay you in shoes for making shoes!") the letter to 'Mr. Castro', and The Exectutionator. Thank you Modern Humorist! (I wonder if Bush has read this book... and if he's watched SNL lately?"