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23 of 24 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Attention, Diana Tregarde fans..., February 18, 2001
If you're hard up for a Diana Tregarde investigation (Lackey won't write them anymore), you're in luck! *Two* Tregarde stories can be found herein (short, but we take what we can get)."Werehunter" - A young woman from our world, swept through a gate into High Hallack, finds that she has the powers of those of Were blood - she takes the shape of a wildcat. We find out a bit about how Kildas, one of the 12 *other* brides taken by the Were riders, fared after Gillan and Herrel left the Towers in _Year of the Unicorn_. "SKitty", "A Tail of Two SKitties, SCat", "A Better Mousetrap" - These tales appeared separately in various volumes of _Catfantastic_. The basic idea is based on the old tale of Dick Whittington - how he became a wealthy man, when all he could invest in a shipping venture was his cat. These 4 stories are much better than the source material, though. Meet the CatsEye Company ship Brightwing - more specifically, the shipscat SKitty and her handler, Dick White. All of them revolve around Brightwing's new contract to trade with the Lacu'un. Shipscats have to be smart enough to stay out of trouble - so they've been bioengineered to give them greater intelligence, and front paws resembling hands (and in SKitty's case, a wildcard - she's also telepathic, at least with Dick). One consequence - *nobody* envies Dick's job of looking after SKitty's occasional litters of kittens, since a kitten has only 2 neurons - one to keep the body moving at warp speed, and the other to get it into trouble. "You SWORE to me you weren't in heat when I let you out to hunt!" "I lie." "The Last of the Season" - The slimebucket protagonist has the perfect cover for his activities as a murderous child molester - he's the ice cream man. His only concern is that his activities are seasonal - he can only stalk children safely during the warm season, when an ice cream vendor can blend into the scenery. But Molly, the little girl who is 'the last of the season', turns out to be his undoing. "Satanic, Versus" - Diana Tregarde *does* have a day job - and her agent Morrie has persuaded her that, as a member of Romance Writers of the World, she should attend their Halloween costume party. (Andre suggested the Avengers costumes; he vetoed her idea of going as a witch and a vampire, since it's not 'come-as-you-are.') Morrie also wants them there as an escape hatch for another writer - Robert Harrison, who's looking a bit wild-eyed by the time he meets them, having been shanghaied by Morrie to escort another, newly-divorced writer. Dangling a presentable, single man in front of the RWW crowd - can we say, "drumstick in a school of pirahna"? (And yes, this is *the* Robert Harrison, from _Stalking the Night Fantastic_. When an emergency pops up, it's hilarious to watch him and Diana *both* step in to handle it, neither one knowing what the other is.) "Nightside" - The first Diana Tregarde story to be written; it later grew up to become the novel _Children of the Night_. (It turns out Di *did* write Andre into one of her Regency novels; when he finds out, he offers to help her do some more 'research.' Ahem.) "Wet Wings" - A world where political correctness has grown into censorship and oppression. "Stolen Silver" - The only Valdemar story in this book. Ever wonder how Alberich, a Karsite soldier, became the weaponsmaster of the Heralds' Collegium? "Roadkill"- What if that trash skittering across the road in the breeze really *were* alive? "Operation Desert Fox" - As you should know, 'Desert Fox' was Erwin Rommel's nickname (the great German tank commander, the one who appeared in the film _Patton_). Here, though, Rommel *is* a tank - Bolo RML-1138, an AI in a tank's body, working with a human partner, Siegfried O'Harrigan (if you think Siegfried's name is odd, you don't know the half about his background; he's from Liberia). The two of them have been assigned by a cheapskate government to meet the minimum requirements for a colony's defense force. After all, nobody would *really* attack a backwater like Bachman's World, would they? "Grey", "Grey's Ghost" - Grey is an African parrot, the beloved pet of Sarah Lyon-White, a new student at Mem'sab Harton's boarding school in London. Lackey describes Mem'sab as 'a sort of Victorian Diana Tregarde, sans vampire boyfriend.' Instead, she has her husband, Sahib Harton, and the staff of the school. "...Mem'sab was a completely remarkable woman, for she had a Sikh, a Gurkha, two Moslems, two Buddhists, and assorted Hindus working in peace and harmony together - 'and Mum said in her letter that it's easier to get leopards to herd sheep than that!'" Instead of the stereotypical Boarding School Hell, this school provides familiar things for the children born in India, Africa, and other outposts of the Empire - curries and rice to eat, the sounds of Hindustani (Kipling is an especial favorite with the kids, since he reminds them of home).
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