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And Now You Want To Know If There Is Anything Good To Say...
Before I Go
Brief Encounter At The Delicatessen
By My Age
Christmas Presents For Fifty Years And Over
Confusion
Eight Basic Facts About Memory
Exercising Options
Happiness
How Can People Want To Bring Children ...
Medical Tests
More Questions
The Pleasures Of An Ordinary Life
Postmortems
Second Marriage
A Sexy Old Lady
Some Advice From A Mother To Her Married Son
They're Back
To A Middle-aged Friend Considering Adultery ...
When Asked To What They Owe The Success Of Their Marriage...
Wild Thing
You Might As Well Laugh
You Say You Want To Know How Old I Am?
You Say You Want To Know How The Children Are Doing?
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Her bestselling verse has unerringly captured our follies and our foibles over the decades. Now Judith Viorst, in a witty and beautifuUy illustrated book of poems, looks at what it's like to be (gulp) fifty.

Judith Viorst's poetry collections, which include When Did I Stop Being Twenty..., It's Hard to Be Hip Over Thirty..., and How Did I Get to Be Forty..., have articulated our growing pains from single life to midlife, and have continued to delight millions of readers worldwide. Writing with the warmth and authenticity that have become her trademarks, Viorst once again demonstrates her uncanny ability to transform our daily realities into poems that make us laugh with recognition. Whether her subject is the decline of the body ("It's hard to be devil-may-care/When there are pleats in your derrière") or future aspirations ("Before I go, I'd like to have high cheekbones./I'd like to talk less like New Jersey, and more like Claire Bloom"), she always speaks directly to our condition. Her funny, compassionate poems shed a reassuring light on the fine art of aging, and will delight anyone who is now (or forever) fifty.


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  • Hardcover: 64 pages
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster (September 3, 1996)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0684832372
  • ISBN-13: 978-0684832371
  • Product Dimensions: 7.8 x 6.4 x 0.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.7 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #146,800 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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54 of 54 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Gentle Poetic Humor of Nostalgia and Reassurance, July 14, 2000
This is the fourth of Judith Viorst's books of poetry about crossing decades in one's life. Perhaps this one will become one of her most popular in the next 10 years as record numbers of baby boomers turn 50 every day. Although both women and men will find plenty that speaks to them, the book is very much in a woman's voice and will resonate more powerfully with many female readers.

Each poem deserves its own comment, but I would exceed my word quota if I did that.

Let me see if I can group them a bit for you. Some of the poems focus on how things have changed with age. "Wild Thing" is a good example, which lists a lot of things the author does when she's feeling wild -- like "I didn't bother flossing before bedtime." "Second Marriage" is the tale of a widow and widower whose family situations keep them from following their hearts. "To a Middle-Aged Friend Considering Adultery" advises the woman in question to give up the idea of a young male lover. It won't last and it's not worth it.

She also finds plenty to be pleased about in being 50. In "Exercising Options," she skips all of the strenuous exercises in favor of floating on her back in a pool. In "Happiness," many simple blessings like good health turn out to be the most enduring sources of happiness.

Children are never far out of the picture. The brief joy of the empty nest quickly evaporates as they all return to stay (some with spouse or children in tow) in "They're Back." "How Can People Want to Bring Children into This Terrible World" is a poetic discussion with a daughter-in-law about the author's desire to have a grandchild. There's always an edge of unsettled concern in these. For example, in "You Say You Want to Know How the Children Are Doing" is a litany of superficial updates on great numbers of children ending in the lament, "But what does it mean?" She has advice for her son in how to answer his wife's question about does he love her in "Some Advice from a Mother to Her Married Son."

Other poems are filled with hope and are forward looking. In "Before I Go," she tells how she'd "like to make things better." She aspires to be a "Sexy Old Lady" in the poem by that name at 80 with "my sexy old husband nestled beside me in bed."

The book's tone is perhaps best captured by "Pleasures of an Ordinary Life" in which she praises having "a long history and connections" with other people.

Judith Viorst is as gentle a guide as you can find into the land of the 50s. You'll enjoy your birthday and the decade more if you read and draw upon her wit and wisdom. It'll help you overcome your misconception stalls about what's next.

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars The joys and tribulations of aging set to rhyme, March 17, 2004
Judith Viorst has become the poet of aging with books of poetry dedicated to her lyrical and funny perceptions of each decade of life from the 20s to the 60s. With Forever Fifty And Other Negotiations she explores with insight and humor the joys and fears of being in your fifties. The book contains 24 one-page poems that are accompanied by full page graphic illustrations in green ink on a rich cream paper. The 24 graphics are reproduced on the end papers. The attention to design makes this a wonderful gift for a quinquagenarian friend.

The poems are funny and sentimental yet bittersweet. In some poems we see a person who is struggling to accept the limitations of middle age (where running wild is to go for a walk without sunscreen and memory can't be relied upon). In others she seeks the joys that come with the wisdom of years as when she says "We're quicker to laugh, and not so eager to blame." In yet others, she makes affirmations to live life "as a sexy old lady" and lists the things she'd like to do before she goes.
There are poems that take humorous looks at adult children, long-term marriage partners, and young doctors.

Overall, a wonderful but light look at the aging process of the 50s. It is a book you will enjoy, but one that will not burn into your soul.

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Very light verse, May 24, 2007
This small book of verses contains Judith Viorst's reflections on herself and her world as she turns fifty. The book is advertised as 'poetry' but if poetry we mean "the deepest expression of feeling in words" this is not poetry at all.
These are mild thoughts grouped into little stanzas centering usually on a single theme. One most interesting one centers on ' what happened to the children' and simply states the very varied and idiosyncratic career and love choices made by what I suspect are not only her children but those of her friends and neighbors. Another , the opening poem focuses on the whole business of being asked how old one is, and the hidden intentions behind the question. Another poem is about the ' second marriage' and the calculations and considerations involved in it of a friend. The final poem which truly epitomizes the spirit of the whole book is called " The Pleasures of Ordinary Life" and focuses on the consolations of good health , and small pleasures when one reaches an age when the big violent passionate dramas of life are no longer there.
These verses are often light and can be mildly amusing. They are not profound, deep and moving as the best poetry ordinarily is.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Forever Fifty
Judith Viorst has produced a poetry book every decade since she did thirty, and is now up to seventy! The poems are about relationships with family and friends. Read more
Published 10 months ago by Isabelle Jolly

4.0 out of 5 stars witty wisdom
This book was recommended to me by an almost 80 friend and I sent it sight unseen to a 50 something friend. Both absolutely love it. So I guess I have no choice but to get it.
Published 11 months ago by C. Ambler

3.0 out of 5 stars Amusing
A quick fun read. A few very entertaining pieces, but many others were just silly.
Published 11 months ago by pvc

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