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by Leland Gregory (Author) "Larceny is defined as the taking and removing of another person's personal property..." (more)
Key Phrases: Our Crook, North Carolina, New Jersey (more...)
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Product Description
Police arrived on the scene of a recreational vehicle park to discover a very sick man vomiting and complaining of stomach cramps. The man admitted he had attempted to siphon gas from a motor home but inadvertently put the siphon tube in the wrong tank. Instead of gasoline, the man sucked out the contents of the sewage holding tank. If stupidity were lethal, all of the criminals highlighted in The Stupid Crook Book would be dead. This latest book from highly successful author Leland H. Gregory III captures hilarious tales of captured criminals who are so dumb you almost feel sorry for them. Almost. The lineup of criminal bozos includes: Michael Anthony Silver, who made a $250 call to a 1-900 psychic hotline in the course of robbing a home. When the phone bill came later than month the homeowners called the police, who traced the call back to the hotline. It turns out Silver used his real name with the psychic; A would-be bank robber who fainted when a bank teller told him she had no money. The police later found his getaway car and discovered the key locked inside it; Tony Bariteau, who was arrested and pled guilty to breaking into the Deja Vu store in Troy, Alabama - twice! He was arrested because the same witness spotted him smaking the same window and stealing much of the same merchandise. Deja vu indeed. The Stupid Crook Book builds on the successful trail Gregory blazed with America's Dumbest Criminals, the book he coauthored that spent 17 weeks on the New York Times best-seller list.

About the Author
Leland Gregory is the author of Andrews McMeel Publishing's What's The Number for 911? and What the Number for 911 Again?, which have sold more than 60,000 copies combined. Other books he's penned include the best-seller America's Dumbest Criminals, Great Government Goofs!, Presumed Ignorant, and Presidential Indiscretion, Leland also writes for television, radio, film, and magazines. He lives in Nashville with his wife and son.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 240 pages
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing (August 2, 2002)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0740726943
  • ISBN-13: 978-0740726941
  • Product Dimensions: 6.8 x 4.9 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #412,877 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Another HILARIOUS book!, October 24, 2002
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Leland Gregory's What's the Number for 911? books are an absolute riot! His latest, The Stupid Crook Book, is even better. He said on the TODAY show that everything is true and verified, and amazingly he has amassed an entire book of truly stupid, funny, and entertaining things that criminals do.

This is a perfect book if you need a laugh or you're looking for a great gift!

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars I've never laughed so hard!, December 4, 2002
By Paul and Denise Robinson (Arlington, TX USA) - See all my reviews
I have never read a book that made me laugh so hard that I was literally crying. The Stupid Crook Book is outrageously hilarious! The one story that really had me going was the one about the robber who broke into a home and made a [costly]call to a psychic. The guy was so dumb, he used his real name when calling the psychic. When the phone bill came a month later, the police easily traced the call back to the hotline and discovered the robber's identity and later arrested him. WHAT AN IDIOT! There are all kinds of idiotic crooks in this book, and all I could do was laugh at them! If you're needing lots of laughs in your life, then this book is the answer. Trust me, you're guaranteed to get the hiccups with this one!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!, December 5, 2002
By selena (Salina, KS) - See all my reviews
These idiot crook out-takes are belly-achingly funny. Some of these criminals are so stupid it's unbelievable, but that's what makes it so funny. Not one to miss!
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4.0 out of 5 stars A Shrinks Workshop
Amazing how many people needing three hots and a cot from our penal institutions.
Published on October 11, 2005 by Z. Kluza

3.0 out of 5 stars The stories are funny but the packaging is so-so
The thing here is to not confuse the real-life stupid (and funny) stories with the packaging that these stories are delivered to us. Read more
Published on December 28, 2002 by Squidgey Flint

5.0 out of 5 stars A total crackup!
One story is funnier than the next. This is one of those laugh-out-loud books that you want to share with a friend (or anyone who happens to be nearby)! Read more
Published on December 5, 2002

5.0 out of 5 stars SIDE-SPLITTING HUMOR!
What a riot! It is impossible to put this book down. The misadventures of the criminals in The Stupid Crook Book provide endless laughs for anyone. Read more
Published on December 4, 2002 by Audrey Matthews

5.0 out of 5 stars Heard about this guy, but didn't think any1 could B so funny
My friend was telling me she heard this guy Leland on the radio one day. She said she was driving in her car on the way to work and couldn't stop laughing! Read more
Published on December 4, 2002 by Baco Murphy

5.0 out of 5 stars UNBELIEVABLY stupid crooks
Another reviewer mentioned seeing this book on The Today Show. I saw that too. Al Roker was cracking up over it.

This is the type of book I refer to as a "booty-sleeper. Read more

Published on December 4, 2002 by J. Yotti

5.0 out of 5 stars Leland's Audio CD's are just as funny.
It's another fall down funny book from Leland Gregory. Leland has emerged as one of America's "Wackiest" authors and his collection of realwacky comedy CD's are also a... Read more
Published on October 28, 2002

5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh Yourself Stupid
I can't get enough of these stories, and I've got Mr. Gregory's work on my shelf right here. This guy comes up with them, somehow, and they are so funny. Read more
Published on September 30, 2002 by Michael E Long

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